SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

Obi-Wan: What did Sifo-Dyas look like?

Lama Su: We never actually met him. We just got letters claiming to be from him.

Obi-Wan: Can I see the signature on these letters?

Lama Su: They were typed and didn’t have a signature.

Obi-Wan: In that case, the Jedi Council orders you to shut this cloning program down as soon as possible.

Lama Su: No problem.

 

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
"Hey, maybe we shouldn't use the force after all."
"That's a good idea, nobody should have that much power, because power corrupts"
"I know, right???"
The end​

 

Young Anakin consults a psychic...
Fortune Teller: Whatever you do... never leave home.
Young Anakin: Okay!
The end​

 

Padme: Anakin! Good news! The Jedi Council has just changed their rules, so now it's completely okay for us to love each other AND you've been granted the title of Master!
Anankin: Yipee!!!
Sheev(Who is several miles away and feels a disturbance in the force): NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!​

 

Hold your fire... wait, on second thought, blow that escape pod to hell.
The End ​

 

Rey: Please Kylo... stop the war... for me.
Ben: I think I'm being tempted by the light side... and I like it!
The End​

 

Shmi: Anakin... the sand people tried to save me, promise me you won't kill them.
Anakin: *sniff*... okay mom, I won't kill the women, and the children. I won't slaughter them like animals.
The End​

 

Director Krennic: Wait a minute... I just found something named "Stardust"...
The End​

 

Obi-Wan force pushes Anakin/Vader into the lava:

 

That one reminds me of the video where Anakin is flipping through the air shouting "LAVALAVALAVALAVALAVA!!!" And then plops into the lava flow and disappears.

Padme goes to a fortune teller on Tattooine(During the events of Episode 1), because she's not sure what to do.
Fortune Teller: Quick! We have to kill the boy!
Padme: How did you know he's a vampire?
Fortune Teller: He's a vampire??? AGHHHHHH!!!
The End​

 

Spoiler

obviously I spent hours carefully cropping this one

 

Sheev: So... if everybody dies, they all become one with the force?
Plagueis: That's right.
Sheev: Okay, so I should kill everyone?
Plagueis: That's right!
Sheev: That sounds like too much work. Screw you guys, I'm going home. ​

 

Senator Palpatine slips on a bar of soap in the bathtub before heading to the Senate chambers in TPM and cracks his head. The brain trauma causes him to lose his memory and starts calling himself "Frank", and gets a job as a short order cook at Dexter's Diner.