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Speculation In this thread, please fabricate "scoops" for Episode 7-9!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by BigAl6ft6, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. Martoto77

    Martoto77 Jedi Master star 5

    Aug 6, 2016
    Kylo Ren will get his wrists slapped from Snoke following his performance in TFA, leaving him feeling seriously under pressure, irrelevant, worthless and not a strong villain.

    He jumps in a taxi to get away from Snoke's throne room but the cabbie turns out to be Jyn Erso who tells him that she's the ghost of Star Wars "Proper". She then drives Kylo Ren around showing him all the scenarios where he wins the duel in TFA like he was "supposed to" and he realises that in each of these stories he's a uninspired cliche. He sees his defeat was not in vain and acknowledges that no man's story is uninteresting if it doesn't repeat the same old thing we've seen umpteen times before.
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  2. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

    Nov 12, 2012
    The opening of Last Jedi is Luke making eye contact with Rey, looking at the lightsaber she's holding out, back to Rey, then he goes "HEY! LOOK OVER THERE!" and she turns her head and he immediately runs away. It's about 2 and a half hours of that.
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  3. Ricardo Funes

    Ricardo Funes Jedi Master star 4

    Dec 18, 2015
    EP VIII wil lbe the first Star Wars movie to change the formula. Now the intro will be done by live actors, while all the rest will be just a scroll of text.
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  4. seattlemusicnerd

    seattlemusicnerd Jedi Knight star 2

    Dec 23, 2014
    At the end of EpIX, Rey will be told by Luke that "she could have gone back to her family any time she wanted". All she had to do was click her heals together three timesand say "there's no place like home".
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