Beyond - Legends Is This Because He Doesn?t Have Green Eyes? [Wes/Jaina Fic-Completed: 6/8]

oldjedinurse
ROFLOL!!
I always enjoy getting that kind of a response out of readers!

GREAT, Jaya!
Thanks! I?m glad you liked my little insane idea.

An Ewok hair suit. No shirt. Jag washing his hair. Kyp working out. Zekk - who knows?

On, and on, and on...

Hilarious.
Thanks! I try.


kraytdragon
one word:scary
Why thank you!

everyone had an excuse but Wes
Yep. Wes has no life.

washing hair,working out,and doing Jedi stuff
all pathetic a monkey could make a better excuse
That was the point!

Poor Jaina she has to deal with Wes
I?m just cruel, aren?t I?

Great post
Thanks!

I got reply number 17!!
Heh. I?m impressed that you counted all of them up.


JayaMioneDurron
hehe that is so funny.
Thanks.

Kyp is body building - drool can i watch please!
If he really was body building you could.

Jag - i knew he was gay!
Is not. He just came up with a lame excuse.

can we have another post!
Maybe later tonight.


JediCallista
OMG JAYA! This is hilarious.
Why thank you. I try to be funny.

I know a million people have already said it, but I LOVE Jag''s excuse!
I don?t mind hearing it. I?m glad everyone loved those excuses so much, especially Jag?s. I had to pick on all of her men.

 

lol

 

Jag was washing his hair LOL he can't have that much!

Great!

 

RebelScum
lol
I guess that means you liked it.


FelsGoddess
Jag was washing his hair LOL he can't have that much!
That?s why it?s such a lame excuse!

Great!
Thanks!

 

This is absolutely hilarious! From the part when you talked about Kyp body building, Jag washing his hair and Zekk doing Jedi stuff you had me hooked! Your Story has made it so I can't stop grinning! Just what I needed after a long day of unpacking!

 

I can't believe you ignored my reply

 

YodaKenobi
Sorry! You posted one minute before I did! I just missed it. Didn?t mean to.

?Not that I can think of? wait. What color shirt will you be wearing??
?I have to wear a shirt??
?WES! Please, just wear a black suit, a white shirt, with red accents.?

That's Janson alright
Oh, I?m so glad I got his characterization right after all of the stories I?ve written about him. I wanted this story to be very funny. Glad I?ve gotten it to be funny so far.

Good start, Jaya.
Thanks. I?m afraid it gets worse.

Cute and funny
Just like Wes! (Is it bad I?ve developed a crush on my main character?)

Look forward to more
Probably tomorrow.


JediJainaSoloFel
This is absolutely hilarious!
Good. That?s what I was going for.

From the part when you talked about Kyp body building, Jag washing his hair and Zekk doing Jedi stuff you had me hooked!
Yay. Hooked another one. Wonder how many of you will keep reading?

Your Story has made it so I can't stop grinning!
Oh good! But I?m afraid the next post may have you laughing much more. As long as you have a sense of humor.

Just what I needed after a long day of unpacking!
Let?s not talk about unpacking. I?ve had to do way too much of that lately.

 

Mmm, Wes/Jaina. You rock. And. Brilliant title. XD

Buaha! Love this. So much. <3

 

Well, it gets better everytime I read it!! Can't wait for more!!

 

djcati
Mmm, Wes/Jaina. You rock.
Glad you?re enjoying this.

And. Brilliant title. XD
Heh. Yes, ?tis a great title.

Buaha! Love this. So much. <3
Thanks!


AvenKiel
Well, it gets better everytime I read it!!
Aw! Thanks!

Can't wait for more!!
Coming up shortly.

 

Wes showed up at Jaina?s door right on schedule. He even brought her flowers.

?You actually have good taste, Wes. I?m surprised.?

?I should, considering how many women I?ve dated. I?ve also learned how to compliment well. You look way too hot for a nine year old.?

?I?m not nine anymore, Wes.?

?Yeah, I forgot about that last birthday. That makes you ten.?

Jaina giggled at Wes? remark. ?Very funny. You know quite well that I?m now twenty-five.?

?I thought that was the age that the Goddess was just telling everyone. Jaina Solo is really twelve.?

Jaina rolled her eyes at Wes. ?Shall we go??

Wes took Jaina?s extended arm and escorted her out of her apartment to the waiting speeder.

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Jaina and Wes arrived at the ball in her typical goddess fashion. All eyes turned to see what she was wearing and who she was with. The room was stunned by the simple, yet elegant black dress that she wore. It was backless but not very revealing in the front. This way her father would not try to shoot anyone that stared too long at his little girl. He?d just give them a dirty look.

The couple heard a gentle whisper spread throughout the room as they saw her escort. He was a much older, distinguished looking man that wore a dress uniform littered with medals from the battles that he was in as well as the awards he won.

Jaina and Wes ignored the strange looks and whispers as they made their way to their table.

Jaina was surprised to find that Jag was already seated at her table with a pretty little blonde girl draped on his arm.

?Jaina! I thought you weren?t coming,? Jag said, with surprise and fear mixed into his voice.

?Good, he should be afraid of me. I?m the Goddess after all.?

?I thought you were washing your hair. It looks like you didn?t do a very good job of it,? Jaina icily commented as she referred to his hair that had far too much product in it to give it that slicked back look that he was sporting.

?So, I take it the only date you could find was a crusty old guy,? Jag snipped.

?Old guy? I am not an old guy! Do you know who you?re talking to, Captain Cardboard?? Wes asked.

?It?s Colonel. No, I don?t recognize you, Sir.?

?Major Wes Janson to you, Colonel Cardboard.?

?Hey, it?s Fel! You served with my father; you should know what my last name is,? Jag whined.

?My bad,? Wes conceded. ?Now dear, I believe that we were going to get in a quick dance before dinner begins.?

?I don?t want to dance with you? oh, you mean Jaina.?

?I think your name is now Captain Obvious.?

?I keep telling you it?s Colonel!?

Wes and Jaina could barely contain their laughter as they quickly made their way to the dance floor, where they bumped into none other than Kyp Durron.

?Jaina!? Kyp exclaimed. ?I? um? I didn?t know you were going to be here!?

?Right. Because I only asked you two days ago. You said you would be lifting weights.?

?Oh. Right. Well, I finished early. Have you met Candy?? Kyp asked as he introduced Jaina and Wes to his dark haired, voluptuous date who was wearing far too little in her skin tight, short, low-cut dress.

?No, I don?t believe I have,? Jaina replied dryly. ?This is my date, Major Janson.?

?Wow, you sure like have a lot of medals. Were you like in the military?? Candy asked.

?Yes, I was,? Wes said in a flirtatious tone. ?I was a member of the Rogue Squadron before I retired and created my own squadron on my planet, Tierfon. I could tell you more if you?d liked,? Wes said as he winked at her.

His wink was cut short as he felt a sharp prick of a high-healed shoe on his foot by his date.

?Well, you?re keeping us from the dance I promised Jaina, so I must honor the Goddess? wishes.?

?Bye!? Candy enthusiastically cried out as Wes and Jaina walked off.

?Thanks again,? Jaina whispered to Wes once they found their way to an empty spot on the dance floor. ?I can?t believe they had the nerve to show up here with dates.?

?I can. Guys don?t often know what they?re

 

Sorry! You posted one minute before I did! I just missed it. Didn?t mean to.

I know, I was just teasing

 

Oh... the same could be said to you silly YodaKenobi. You missed my post by a minute. How does it feel. You got the first reply without even knowing.

 

Oh... the same could be said to you silly YodaKenobi. You missed my post by a minute. How does it feel. You got the first reply without even knowing.

That's just bad karma I guess we're even now... sort of.

?I should, considering how many women I?ve dated. I?ve also learned how to compliment well. You look way too hot for a nine year old.?

I think he still has some things to learn, because that just comes off creepy

?I thought you were washing your hair. It looks like you didn?t do a very good job of it,? Jaina icily commented as she referred to his hair that had far too much product in it to give it that slicked back look that he was sporting.

Yay! Jag jokes!

?I keep telling you it?s Colonel!?



his dark haired, voluptuous date who was wearing far too little in her skin tight, short, low-cut dress.

I like her already... an apparently, so does the other Wes

?So you must be Business. Nice to meet you, I?m Wes,? Wes greeted the girl at Zekk?s side.



Very goofy post, Jaya. But also good I don't know if Jaina is really making the others jealous, but it was entertaining

 

I love this, Master! Keep it coming!

 

okay first (EDIT - it better work this time! i dont want to offend people)

MY kyppie what did u do to my Kyppie!




oh well this is still funny as.

no shirtless kyp.

 

hahahah

 

Man, those three really should be wary of Jaina's devine wrath. I mean even if she didn't turn up, she was bound to find out...

Looks like Wes is the guy for Jaina (for the moment anyway!).

LOL, funny chapter!

 

Great post! But you made Jag look stupid.

[edit]Thanks

 

?Actually, it did. I really did have Jedi business,? Zekk replied stonily.

So he's the only one with an appropriate excuse...

Very nice!!!

 

*sniggers uncontrollably*

They all show up with dates... Wes Janson, the hero....

 

YodaKenobi
?I should, considering how many women I?ve dated. I?ve also learned how to compliment well. You look way too hot for a nine year old.?

I think he still has some things to learn, because that just comes off creepy
Heh. It does, doesn?t it? But it?s from one of the NJO books.

Yay! Jag jokes!
I?m mean to all of them, but mostly Jag. I guess I just write him as being kinda dumb.

?I keep telling you it?s Colonel!? [face_laughing]
I loved that line too.

his dark haired, voluptuous date who was wearing far too little in her skin tight, short, low-cut dress.

I like her already... an apparently, so does the other Wes
Of course he does.

?So you must be Business. Nice to meet you, I?m Wes,? Wes greeted the girl at Zekk?s side.
I had to! It was too easy!

Very goofy post, Jaya. But also good I don't know if Jaina is really making the others jealous, but it was entertaining
Entertaining is good.


Myri
Thanks padawan.


JayaMioneDurron
MY kyppie what did u do to my Kyppie!
I made fun of all of them.

oh well this is still funny as.
I hope so.

no shirtless kyp.
It?s not a Kyp story.


RebelScum
Glad you liked it too!


Kazzy
Man, those three really should be wary of Jaina's devine wrath. I mean even if she didn't turn up, she was bound to find out...
They?re not too bright.

Looks like Wes is the guy for Jaina (for the moment anyway!).
Of course he is!

LOL, funny chapter!
Why thank you.


JediCallista
Great post! But you made Jag look stupid.
Glad you liked them all, but I made fun of all of them. Just mostly Jag. Oh, but no one is safe in this story?


NenYim
?Actually, it did. I really did have Jedi business,? Zekk replied stonily.

So he's the only one with an appropriate excuse...
Yep. Zekk was a good guy. I think I?m nicest to him because he?ll always be my favorite.

Very nice!!!
Thanks!


Smuggler_Shidakis
*sniggers uncontrollably*
Always a good reaction.

They all show up with dates... Wes Janson, the hero....
Yep. Love the irony, don?t you? I think it?s also ever teenage girl?s worst night mare. So I?m making fun of Jaina too in this story.

 

Jaina Solo couldn?t believe her luck.

poor Jay

All of the dark haired, green eyed young men seemed to be busy tonight. Kyp was body building, Jag was washing his hair, and Zekk was out doing ?Jedi Business.? Whatever that meant.

ouch, such lame excuses, really


Jaina had even tried asking other guys that didn?t have dark hair and green eyes (imagine that, there were males in the galaxy that didn?t!), but they all seemed to be dating other girls or at least going on a date with them.

there are? That should be forbidden


That number belonged to Wes Janson.

Hah!

?Sith spawn, I was flirting with a nine-year old.?
Wes Janson Rebel Dream

*grins*


?Yes. I called all of them. None of them are free.? Jaina paused once again and felt an awkward silence creep back into the conversation. ?So I was wondering if you would be free tonight to escort me?? Jaina asked hopefully.

he must feel now as would he be the only remaining man in the galaxy who had time ... oh ... wait ... he is


Wessie had come up with an Ewok suit
And something colourful as reminder of Adumar


The couple heard a gentle whisper spread throughout the room as they saw her escort. He was a much older, distinguished looking man that wore a dress uniform littered with medals from the battles that he was in as well as the awards he won.

*grins*


Jaina was surprised to find that Jag was already seated at her table with a pretty little blonde girl draped on his arm.

Hah! Washing his hair *pfft*


?I don?t want to dance with you? oh, you mean Jaina.?

that was really dumb


Wes and Jaina could barely contain their laughter as they quickly made their way to the dance floor, where they bumped into none other than Kyp Durron.

seams quite a meeting of busy green eyed men

*waits till the third one appears*


?Wow, you sure like have a lot of medals. Were you like in the military?? Candy asked.

Jay seams not to have luck with her men ... now Wes has surely nothing better to do then to flirt


?I can. Guys don?t often know what they?re missing until it?s too late.?

like high heels on their toes? *smirks*


?Or they?re just looking for an easy score.?

he is quite someone to tell

?Hey, I had to find a date last minute. What did you expect me to do? And I see you didn?t have any trouble finding a date,? Zekk responded.

?Of course she didn?t. She?s the Goddess, and you?re disturbing her,? Wes remarked before he swept Jaina back onto the dance floor, far away from all of the green eyed, dark haired men around.

?Wes Janson, my hero,? Jaina giggled.


*lol*

wonderful and fun to read


~Mag~

 

Maggy
Jaina Solo couldn?t believe her luck.
poor Jay
Heh.

All of the dark haired, green eyed young men seemed to be busy tonight. Kyp was body building, Jag was washing his hair, and Zekk was out doing ?Jedi Business.? Whatever that meant.
ouch, such lame excuses, really
That?s why they?re so funny.

Jaina had even tried asking other guys that didn?t have dark hair and green eyes (imagine that, there were males in the galaxy that didn?t!), but they all seemed to be dating other girls or at least going on a date with them.
there are? That should be forbidden
Yes, they should be forbidden to have men that don?t have dark hair and green eyes that Jaina could potentially date.

That number belonged to Wes Janson.
Hah!
Don?t you love my insanity?

?Sith spawn, I was flirting with a nine-year old.?
Wes Janson Rebel Dream
You found the quotation!

?Yes. I called all of them. None of them are free.? Jaina paused once again and felt an awkward silence creep back into the conversation. ?So I was wondering if you would be free tonight to escort me?? Jaina asked hopefully.
he must feel now as would he be the only remaining man in the galaxy who had time ... oh ... wait ... he is
Must feel what? We all know Wes has a big enough ego as it is to handle being the last guy Jaina asked.

Wessie had come up with an Ewok suit
And something colourful as reminder of Adumar
Yep. It?s Wes, and it is a pilot?s function. Wedge probably would have shot him.

The couple heard a gentle whisper spread throughout the room as they saw her escort. He was a much older, distinguished looking man that wore a dress uniform littered with medals from the battles that he was in as well as the awards he won.
*grins*
Heh. Like my description?

Jaina was surprised to find that Jag was already seated at her table with a pretty little blonde girl draped on his arm.
Hah! Washing his hair *pfft*
Maybe he did wash his hair ahead of time.

You?d think they would have realized that she would have gone and not been happy with seeing them at the dance when they gave her such a lame excuse.

?I don?t want to dance with you? oh, you mean Jaina.?
that was really dumb
Why thank you. I had fun making fun of Jag.

Wes and Jaina could barely contain their laughter as they quickly made their way to the dance floor, where they bumped into none other than Kyp Durron.
seams quite a meeting of busy green eyed men
Yep. It?s a conspiracy.

*waits till the third one appears*
Cause that?s every girl?s nightmare that all of her exes will show up at a dance when she?s with a new beau while she?s trying to have a nice time.

?Wow, you sure like have a lot of medals. Were you like in the military?? Candy asked.
Jay seams not to have luck with her men ... now Wes has surely nothing better to do then to flirt
Yep. He couldn?t help it! Did you see what Candy was wearing?

?I can. Guys don?t often know what they?re missing until it?s too late.?
like high heels on their toes? *smirks*
Yep. Like high heels.

?Or they?re just looking for an easy score.?
he is quite someone to tell
Yep. He would know. ?S why he?s being so open with her. Poor little girl, dumped by all her men and he?s trying to protect her.

?Hey, I had to find a date last minute. What did you expect me to do? And I see you didn?t have any trouble finding a date,? Zekk responded.
If he only knew.

?Of course she didn?t. She?s the Goddess, and you?re disturbing her,? Wes remarked before he swept Jaina back onto the dance floor, far away from all of the green eyed, dark haired men around.

?Wes Janson, my hero,? Jaina giggled.
*lol*
Yep.

wonderful and fun to read
Thanks!

 

Wes and Jaina had a pleasant dinner. The entertainment for the evening for Jaina was the banter between Jag and Wes. Jag seemed to be genuinely jealous of Jaina?s date, as did her other former boyfriends. They seemed to cringe every time Wes touched Jaina especially in a way that indicated that they were close to one another.

Therefore he touched her a lot.

The culminating point to the evening occurred when all three of her former boyfriends were dancing with their dates around her. Jaina, while trying to make them even more jealous, passionately kissed Wes in front of all of the other attendees of the ball. Wes, being the man that he is, kissed her back.

Wes had fun that evening as he danced with the prettiest girl in the room. He twirled her, dipped her, and danced far too close to Jaina Solo that evening.

Jaina found herself strangely attracted to the funny man that had escorted her back to her door.

?He is much older? but he has this charm about him? Who am I kidding. There must be tons of other women out to get Wes. He?d never notice me. But he is an excellent dancer and kisser??

?Did you have fun?? Wes asked, disturbing her thoughts.

?Yes, I had a lovely evening. Thank you for escorting me.?

?Any time. Good night, Jaina,? Wes told her softly and kissed her gently on her forehead.

Noticing Jaina?s disappointed look, and knowing exactly what she meant by it, Wes leaned in and gave Jaina a real kiss that left her wanting more.

?Good night Jaina.?