It was a Dark and Stormy Knight--A fun fanfic parody of the Bulwer-Lytton things--

The Mace window... **descend to the floor in gut wrenching laughter**


Edit: Good job, Jon.

Why does a god need to center himself?

 

Mace Window? Goodness, that just cracks me up!

Wonderful idea for a thread, Master Ishy!

Now, if I can think of one off the top of my head...

 

Jon, that centering thought was absolutely priceless.

And Ophelia, did you see Mace Window in the misspellings thread?

 

No, but it's not much of a stretch. At least he's not Mace Windows(TM), a proprietary Jedi of the Microsoft company, who comes "bundled" with the operating system that's pre-installed on 95% of all PC's. Palpy would *never* have gotten rid of him then.

PALPY: "La, la, la . . . downloading service pack . . ."

MACE: "I'm baaaack!!"

PALPY: "AAAAAIGH!! Delete! Delete!! Gah--where's my registry editor?!"

 

It was a well known fact, learned from observing the career of the Dark Lord of the Sith Darth Vader, that becoming a Dark Lord of the Sith severely impacted on ones tendency to wear pastel shades of clothing and to hug puppies so it was little surprise to those gathered as they were around the new Dark Lords shuttle, which had just landed in the landing bay where they were gathered, to see that their new Lord was dressed in dark shades and, in fact, was dressed in the darkest shade which after all black could well be considered.

 

Nice, _JM_! Very... dark.

"The slimy and crusty Vong marched forth, their strange biological technology, unfathomable to anyone else, made them totally invincible. For their snakes and bugs were so odd, so alien, that no one, human and alien alike, could fathom... why the hell they were losing to them"

 

Anxiously, Bail contemplated dark envoys from Gamorr here in just kvetching like many noxious oddities, preventing quiet respite so that ugly Verpine would xenophobically yell "ZOUNDS!"

 

This is truly one of the most horrible sentences to strat with I ever read.
It's great. It's a temptation.

 

His mortal enemy, the abnoxious and annoying Caustic Bellower, who did nothing but blow hot air, hit the airlock button and things began to seriously suck.

 

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"There can be no reason for this, so why is it happening?!" she bellowed loudly, venting her queenly spleen at her absent henchmen, who had inconsiderately failed to show up.

~*~

And well you might ask, what do I, the Emperor, ruler of the greatest Empire the Imperial world has ever known, have to fear, and "Ah," I might answer, "what indeed?"--but there is one thing . . . one thing which sets my old bones a-quivering with more terror than you will never know, because I'm much too frightened to tell you about it, so I won't.

 

Anakin was angry because of his crunchy hair and burning scalp, which was a direct result of the slimy mousse that Padme brought home from her salon, Moussetafar Flare.

 

Is it bad that I laughed really loud at that one?

Edit: Challenge will be moved elswhere, per modly request.

 

No, Ish, its not bad. It was my intention.

 

Anakin feeling angsty because Obi-wan was on his back, Padme was being a little too clingy, and all the Chancellor wanted to do was talk.

 

It was a mucousy kind of morning, when events tended to get held up like a particularly obstinate Hutt-booger caught on the inside of a gargantuan nostril.

 

Good one, Ish. That one made me smile. Poor Salacious. He better look out.

 

Ewww...nasty and...true...

 

Anakin Skywalker, a jedi padawan, followed Obi-wan Kenobi, his Jedi master, into the smelly Naboo swamp all the while twirling his padawan braid and chewing on brightgum, and Anakin thought 'Euw this swamp is like totally gross, and when did Master-man get a mullet? That is soo pre Naboo war' because he had not yet mastered the master skill of remaining clean and not smelly that all Jedi and senators acquired that Obi-wan said 'you'll know what I mean when you have advance past adolencence.'

 

He now had become a Dark Stormy Jedi Knight; too bad no one noticed.

 

LOL, awesome, eowyn, so...eeeuw!

And that was semi-hilarious, semi-sad, RX!

 

Anakin had projectile vomited all over Obi-Wan to start the day, but that didn't make much of a difference because his robe was the same color.

 

It would have been a dark and stormy night, except that it was very bright - so bright that you couldn't possibly step outside without getting your eyes fried out of your skull - and the sky was very much not stormy - in fact, it was the most-not-stormy that anyone had ever seen it in recorded history; so instead of being a dark and stormy night, it was a not-at-all-dark and not-at-all stormy day.

 

"I'm on fire for you," Anakin thought about Padmé, which was really annoying because if it hadn't been for his infatuation with her, then Palpatine wouldn't be scrambling for the extinguisher now.

 

*wheezes with laughter* Oh my GOD, Ish, that is the BEST SENTENCE EVER. Oh, my sides hurt.

 

Dude, this is, like, totally, for sure, like, well, like, you know what I mean?