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It's time for an invasion.

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Oct 13, 2005.

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  1. Mustafar_66

    Mustafar_66 Force Ghost star 6

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    I vote Japan. They have a very small military and nothing beats the sight of seeing hundereds of little yellow people running...
     
  2. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Yes I like the Simpsons too.

    o_O
     
  3. Lord-Wiz

    Lord-Wiz Jedi Padawan star 4

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    that`s quite a strong thing to say. not to mention border line racism.
     
  4. Mustafar_66

    Mustafar_66 Force Ghost star 6

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    And I suppose calling black people black is racist? It's all in the context, my dear boy...

    (For people information, I love the Japanese. They gave me anime and Honda Civics...)
     
  5. Lord-Wiz

    Lord-Wiz Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [image=http://www.edirectory.co.uk/pf/images/products/955/images/spade.jpg]

    ;)
     
  6. Mustafar_66

    Mustafar_66 Force Ghost star 6

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    Too much work...
     
  7. FatBurt

    FatBurt Sex Scarecrow Vanquisher star 6

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    I've covered our retreat lads


    [image=http://www.jesus-kashmir-tomb.com/images/Gun_Kitten.jpg]



    this little critter is under threat in case of retaliation.
     
  8. Mustafar_66

    Mustafar_66 Force Ghost star 6

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    Not a cat! I like cats! Use a dog instead (just as long as it ain't a Westie, King Charles Spaniel or other small dog)!
     
  9. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    WAIT! The invasion of France is over?

    D-Day: War's over, man. Chirac dropped the big one.
    Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
    Otter: Germans?
    Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
    Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
    [thinks hard]
    Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
    [runs out, alone; then returns]
    Bluto: What the fluck happened to the FFUK I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Jaques Chirac, he's a dead man! Marcel Marceaux, dead! Gérard Depardieu...
    Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
    Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
    D-Day: Let's do it.
    Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

    "Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never, in nothing, great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense." - Sir Winston Churchill

    So, are you guys a bunch of wussies?

    Get yer asses back in there and finish this! We need more pubs!

     
  10. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    They just ain't got what it takes Joe [face_mischief]
     
  11. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Damn!

    I never thought I'd see the day that Great Britain LOST to the French.


     
  12. Mustafar_66

    Mustafar_66 Force Ghost star 6

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    That's the Yankee spirit!
     
  13. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    LOST!

    I think bemused is a better way of putting it!
    They didn't seem very responsive to our way of humour.

    I think I will pick the target next time!

    Anyway, if we had had more support we would have been okay!
    :p
     
  14. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    bwuck bwuck bwuck


    [face_chicken]
     
  15. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    [face_laugh]

    You ... I cannot say it I will get banned.

    I am gonna choose a target that will fight back.

    Any suggestions Mr Invisible?
     
  16. JED1

    JED1 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    That's fighting talk from Philly, Jimbo, perhaps it's time to show those colonials who's their daddy!!!

    [face_laugh]
     
  17. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Sure! C'mon over and invade. We'll just wait for you to turn tail and run just like you did in France.

    "Run away! Run away!" - Arthur, King of the Britons

    :p
     
  18. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    [face_shhh] [face_worried]

    Man are you CRAZY???????
     
  19. JED1

    JED1 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Come on Guys, we can take em! Guys, Guys ?

    *stands alone on dusty plain, with tumbleweed, tumbling by*
     
  20. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    We can't take on Philly.
    They will side with the French and get another statue out of them. ;)
     
  21. JED1

    JED1 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    [face_laugh]



    Wait! I've got it my Grand Marshall, Puerto Rico! it's nice and warm there!

    No wait, Australia, let's get em while they're crying over the ashes!!!

    or, or Canada, yeah Canada, the Yank's will definately help us with that one, eh!
     
  22. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Yeah, and we all know how that war turned out. :p

    JOKING!!!
     
  23. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    That's a US Territory. You attack it and we'll place a trade embargo on all Rum exports. :p

    You mean, USA north? :p

    *waits for angry Canadians to attack* [face_laugh]
     
  24. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 9

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    Yeah, that and Nic would side with them
    And you would prove useless Jimbo because you'd probably let Wendy attack you :p
     
  25. Jedi_Nath

    Jedi_Nath Jedi Knight star 5

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    More invasion! Good stuff!
     
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