itt stuff happens

who else mostly just lurks here now waiting for something to happen? well no more. i mean NO MORE! this thread is one crazy turn of events after another.

*builds a robot*

*makes out with chicks*

 

*the top half is ripped from the bottom half!!!*

 

guys more stuff is happening! there's an earthquake and a giant insect and a bear and i found twenty dollars!

 

i just saw a witch fall right into her cauldron! a guy got into a minivan!!!

 

*Builds a robot that makes out with chicks*

*Chicks protest at 1) being called "chicks" and 2) having a metallic tongue forced into their mouths by a heartless, unfeeling machine*

*Writes a screenplay called Terminator: Salivation*

 

*does actions denoted by stars on either side of descriptors*

 

Are you saying that you found $20 with the help of the aforementioned two animals, or that they were just coincidentally present when you made this discovery? If so, how did you split up the money?

 

master jacen is doing actions! mathhew broderick is running errands!

 

the twenty dollars was a complete coincidence. that bear and that insect never even saw that money.

 

*Builds a chick robot to make out with*

*Explains situation to wife who, surprisingly enough, does not "get it"*

 

i'm combing my hair! that's stuff right there.

 

*Makes out with a building while a chick and a robot stand by, aghast*

 

I've got extra medical "vegetables" if anyone wants to partake. It's good stuff.


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i like carrots. do you have any carrots.

 

medical carrots don't sound very good though. they sound kinda medicine-y.

 

a meteorite narrowly misses laura's head! damon cuts his hand on a broken wine glass!!!

 

i'm about to change the sheets on my bed!

 

Yes I do, and pay no attention to tom.............these medical carrots are better than the real thing. Within 20 minutes, a sense of laughter & calmness takes hold.


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I'm missing 20 dollars....

 

guys you won't believe this. i'm gonna make some juice.

 

holy hell did you say juice. oh man, is it gonna be that awesome banana strawberry orange juice?

 

With some firewater added in, I hope.


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horace gets a deep tissue massage! mary brings breakfast to her sick mother!!!

 

I had celery earlier, but no carrots. May I please have some?

 

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Plenty for all in here. Also, to wash it down, I've got some spectacularly smooth soda in a cooler.


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