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ITT We Apologise To First Pancake.

Discussion in 'Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by Darth Punk , Jul 17, 2018.

  1. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Too ugly to serve. Too uneven to consume. Too fast to burn, and too young to die. First pancake is an unsung hero, always there to take one for the team.

    All because you suck at cooking.

    Say sorry.
     
    Darth Punk , Jul 17, 2018
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  2. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    I love you so very much,
    Even though at times I do things that hurt.
    I try so hard to hope that you always see
    How much you being in my life means to me.
    I am sorry yet again for causing you pain.
    That is the last thing I ever wanted to do.
    Even when I am trying to look out for you and do the right thing,
    I mess up, I am sorry for that too.
    I hope that you still know how much I love and cherish you,
    Like nothing else in my life gives me the thrill of being loved by you.
    So I hope that you listen and see it in my eyes,
    This sincere apology that comes with tears from deep inside.
     
    Diggy , Jul 17, 2018
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  3. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    A Chorus of Disapproval , Jul 17, 2018
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  4. mavjade

    mavjade Former Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The first pancake, a haiku:

    Burned and undercooked
    First pancake, we salute you
    I will eat you still
     
    mavjade , Jul 17, 2018
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  5. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    When the skillet bites hard
    And cooking skills are low
    And the stove flames ride high
    But batter wont grow
    And we're changing our ways,
    Taking different recipes...

    Then love, love will tear you apart again
    Love, love will tear you apart, again

    Why is the kitchen so cold
    Turned away on your side
    Is my timing that flawed,
    Our moistness run dry?
    Yet there's still this appeal
    That we've kept through our dining

    Love, love will tear you apart again
    Love, love will tear you apart again

    Do you cry out in your pan
    All my failings exposed?
    Get a taste in my mouth
    As desperation takes hold
    Is it something so good
    But, just can't function no more?

    When love, love will tear you apart again

    @};-

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    A Chorus of Disapproval , Jul 17, 2018
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  6. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    10 points GryffinChor
     
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    Darth Punk , Jul 17, 2018
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  7. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    So worth it. All it cost was my savaging one of the most beloved songs ever recorded.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Jul 17, 2018
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  8. Pensivia

    Pensivia Force Ghost star 5

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    This thread is just the therapy I need today. :p I'm a terrible cook, rarely cook for anyone other than my husband (and not even that often for him), and today I had to make breakfast for six people (we had four houseguests). I wish I could say it was just my first pancake that left something to be desired, but I'd say it was closer to at least half of them. While I was cooking this morning (with an "audience" watching:p), I was consoling myself for my latest domestic defeat with the thought that maybe I could come to this sub-forum later and start a "Pancake Failures" thread[face_laugh]
     
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    Pensivia, Jul 18, 2018
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  9. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    No matter the meal you are horridly mucking up... listen to Joy Division. Your tears may be the ingredient that improves your cooking.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Jul 18, 2018
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