Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

♫ Oh, carrots are divine,
You get a dozen for a dime.
It's maaaagic! ♫

 

Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza.

 

Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!

 

And I mean no anchovies.

 

Congratulations, San Francisco! You've ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians and now you!

 

Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.

 

R-E-S-C-U-E,
Rescue Aid Society,
Heads held high, touch the sky,
You mean everything to me.

 

This is some rescue.

 

He didn't kidnap me - I ran away!

 

That doesn't compute. You're under arrest.

 

This car belongs to the Pakistani ambassador!
It does?
Typical, isn't it? I've been out of jail five minutes and already, I'm in a hot car!
Charlie, I just wanted you to come out in style, baby.

 

Diplomatic immunity...
Has been revoked.

 

Put him on the next plane to Moscow .... in the diplomatic bag!

 

Put him in the tower. Make him part of the tour.

 

From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... johns!

 

My full name is Will Scarlet O'Hara. We're from Georgia.

 

Maybe we could send the dummies into battle.

 

In chess, the pawns go first.

 

A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY. HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?

 

That's totally barbaric.
That's Wizard's Chess.

 

Are you a witch or not?!

 

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

 

I forgive Mombi. Dorothy has punished her by removing her magical powers, and a witch with no magic is a miserable creature indeed.
And that's a fact.

 

I'm not a witch at all. Witches are old and ugly.

 

Hey, lad. Did you know I can make myself uglier yet?
That would be some trick, er... I mean, uh...
Want to bet? Boo! You see? I win, I win! Aren't I hideous, boy? Perfectly revolting?
N- Yes, m'am.
But you ain't seen nothin' yet.