Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

- What happened to the spell?
- No good, Drazuul moves before me, blast me unless I have a barricade or something...
- Hide behind the pile of dead bards.

 

These things must be done delicately, or you hurt the spell.

 

"I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus."

 

I'm not evil! I'm chaotic neutral!

 

There's no such thing as magic.

 

- What did the barmaid say?
- "Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh gods, yes."
- About Mort Kemnon, dumbass?

 

If I was joking, I would say: 'A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar...'

 

- Hey, Mitch.
- Hey.
- Did you let the cat in?
- We have a cat?

 

Macavity's a Mystery Cat: he's called the Hidden Paw - For he's the master criminal who can defy the Law.

 

- Surely you can do better.
- As you wish.
- What the fu-!
- It's from the trunk.

 

An elephant never forgets.

 

I see no lightsaber. That would be a copyright infringement. I see a psionic spirit blade.

 

Your father's lightsaber.

 

- Can I make the roll? I mean it's in the rules. Or is it okay if we play by the rules?
- Ooooooohhh! Oh, fumble! That means you're completely compelled and I get to control your character until you snap out of it! Since we're playing by the rules, I know you don't mind.
- Oh, shut up, Kevin.

 

EDIT: ops, ignore this

 

KEVIN!! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!

 

- You could have been a GOD! I know MORMONS who would KILL for that!

 

Ray, when someone asks if you're a god, you say yes!

 

- You really think you have defeated me?
- You did just explode.
- Twice, actually.

 

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then ... explode.

 

- I seduce the priestess!
- She's taken a vow of celibacy!
- Dude, 20 ranks in seduction!
- Hey, baby. Wanna tune my mandolin?
- Please understand the horny Bard does not represent us.

 

There are three vows every nun must take: poverty-
Mmm-hmm.
Obedience-
Mmm-hmm.
...and chastity.
I am outta here!

 

I am altering the bargain.

 

"These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them..."

 

" I happened to have MARRIED that plastic **** doll!"