ITT, We Post Random Seinfeld Quotes

"I can't believe you want to bring in an extra bed for a woman who wants to sleep with you. Why don't you bring in an extra guy too?"

 

"Giddie-UP!"

"I refuse to run!"

"Your a very bad man. A very-very bad man."

 

You think you could take a piece of me?!!

 

Hey I have cancer!

 

Oh, yeah, well I'm having sex with your wife!

 

Serenity now!!!!

Insanity later...

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It's a manzier!

Bro!

Manzier!

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Frank Costanza: You want a piece of me?

Elaine: Buddy, I'll drop you like a bad habit.

Frank Costanza: You want a piece of me???? YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!



Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat.

 

George: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp.

 

SID: Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants. My question to you is who's putting your pants on?

GEORGE: I put my pants on, Sid.

SID: I don't believe you. If you can put your pants on, you can move those cars.

 

Hey, I have the physique of a taut, preteen Swedish boy!

 

Did you know the original title of War and Peace was War, What is it Good For?

 

TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"I'm not gay. Not there's anything wrong with it."

 

You know, I don't know the exact pronunciation, but I believe it's... ménage à trois.

 

"Mulva?"

 

I'm out!

 

GET. OUT!!! (*push*)

 

Gipple?

 

GEORGE: There's no house! It's a lie! There's no solarium. There's no Prickly Pete. There's no other solarium.

MR. ROSS: We know.

GEORGE: Then, why? Why did you make me drive all the way out here? Why didn't you say something? Why? Why? Why?

MRS. ROSS: We don't like you, George.

MR. ROSS: And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.

 

I was scratching my nose!

 

GEORGE: The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup in a deli.


-JR

 

"What's Risk?"

"It's a game of global domination played by two men who can't control their own lives."

 

ELAINE: Everything with you has to be so jokey.

JERRY: I'm a comedian.



-JR

 

Serenity Now!!!

 

I always loved how Vandale Industries came up throughout some episodes.

 

KRAMER: The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?

JERRY: I didn't know what the coma etiquette was.

KRAMER: There is no coma etiquette. See, that's the beauty of the coma, man. It doesn't matter what you do around it.

JERRY: So you're saying his girl, his car, his clothes, it's all up for grabs. You can just loot the coma victim.

KRAMER: I give them twenty-four hours to get out of it. If they can't get out of it by twenty-four hours, it's a land rush.


-JR