Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

"Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you KNOW how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it can be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to so let me clue you in. I am not the danger, Skylar. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks."

 

I call the big one "Bitey."

 

"I thought this was America!"

 

I call it Vera.

 

"How can you change one side of a bargain?"
"When there is no other side."

 

"You're our daughter."

 

I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.

 

"Station 51, 10-4. KMG365."

 

When you cry, I have this overwhelming desire to laugh.

 

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

 

"Human roaches, feeding off each others garbage, the only thing you can't buy here is dignity."

 

"The Simpsons TV show had started out on a wing and a prayer. But now the wing was on fire and the prayer had be answered by Satan."

 

"I have never understood why it should be necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care. Or, indeed, why it should be necessary to prove it, at all."

 

"All of this has happened before and it will happen again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again."
*KA-BOOOOOM!!!"

 

"Resistance is futile."

 

"Yippie-DIE-Ay-Yay!"

 

"Egggggggs-term-in-ate! Exterminate! Exterminate!"

 

If you were stronger then none of the would've happened.

 

"All I know is what they taught me in command school. There are certain rules in fighting a war. Rule number one is that young men die. And rule number two is, doctors can't change rule number one."

 

"If the apocalypse comes, beep me."

 

You know our planet's name means dirt, right?

 

"Look, you crumb bum! I'm a star! STAR STAR STAR!"

 

Tahiti, it's a magical place.

 

Deliver us the one you call Finn.

 

We'll just have to see how ready you are.