Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

You don’t tug the mask off that old Lone Ranger and you don’t mess around with Jim!

 

He's dead, Jim.

 

In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us. Don't destroy the one named Kirk.

 

“People assume that time is a strict progression from cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."

 

He's called Alfie.
[gurgles]
Yes, he likes that, "Alfie". Though personally, he prefers to be called "Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All."

 

5 million Cybermen, no problem. One Doctor, now you're scared.

 

Hey! Who turned out the lights?

 

Spoilers.

 

"Don't blink! Blink and you're dead!"

 

Fantastic!

 

"Whoever holds the eye of an Angel, becomes an Angel."

 

You're dead and I'm God.

 

I have encountered many who more credibly could be called the devil than you.

 

If this is where you want to be, then this is where you stay.

 

You said you were eighteen, you lying cow.

 

Ignore the clone. We signed up to be soldiers, not an execution squad.

 

This isn't war. It's pest control.

 

I have until the rain stops.

 

Lots of people enjoy walking in the rain.
Yes I know, but they're usually recaptured pretty quickly.

 

"Doctor, as senior officer present, I present myself to you for arrest."

 

For God's sake, MacAdder, you are not Rob Roy! You're a top kipper salesman with a reputable firm of Aberdeen fishmongers; don't throw it all away! If you kill the Prince, they'll just send the bailiffs round and arrest you!
Oh blast! I forgot the bailiffs.

 

Hello, Sweetie.

 

Why potatoes?
Their first idea was to clone Naomi, but I suggested they start with something smaller.

 

Are you my mummy?

 

"We're all stories in the end. Make mine a good one."