Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Would you care for some tea?

 

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

 

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

 

Real lack of standards, your generation.

 

This party's not as good as last year's.
Why, what did they have last year?
Standards.

 

Why, Banning Miller! What a vision you are in your fine dress. It must have taken a dozen slaves a dozen days to get you into that getup. 'Course, your daddy tells me it takes the space of a schoolboy's wink to get you out of it again.

 

Captain, can I have some money for a slinky dress?

 

You are witnessing one of nature's great phenomenons. One that, sadly over the years, David Attenborough has ignored. It's called "The Trotter brothers trying to park a three-wheeled van."

 

Tell me what you knew, Doctor, or I'll smack you so hard you'll regenerate.

 

In what state was President Kennedy in when he was shot?
Well he was in a terrible state, he died!

 

Yes, we know who you are.

 

You've cornered the world market on broken lawnmower engines - what's your partner doing now, is he buying second-hand pedalos?
No, no, no, nothing like that, no, we're - we're going into the self-catering holiday trade.
Cor, what? On 200 nicker?
Yeah well, we're starting in a small way.
What you got, a Wendy House?

 

I'm the clever one. You're the potato one.

 

Why potatoes?
Their first idea was to clone Naomi, but I suggested they start with something smaller.

 

It's a good weakness.

 

Ralph slept with Ginny?

 

I slept with Apollo.

 

Hey Apollo, Starbuck. You guys aren't feeling left out, are you?

 

You are not alone.

 

I used to think there was nothing worse than being all alone in the night. But there is - being all alone in a crowd.

 

What the hell is this! I said no bonzais, how hard is that?

 

Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree ....

 

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones...

 

Oh, Wilma! I'm home! Sweetheart, was there any mail for me today?
No, just a phone call.
Oh, who from?
Some girl.
Some girl?
Her measurements are 45-23-34.
That's some girl, all right!

 

Hello, Sweetie.