Jaws prequel "Quint" in production.

There's no proof to this whatsoever. The imdb and HSX are totally empty of any info on this. In 1991 there was a TV movie called "USS Indianapolis: Mission of the Shark", starring Stacy Keach, if i remember right. However, there are no plans to turn it into a film, and if there is, it's stuck in development hell. None of the actors mentioned have signed any deals to work on such a movie.

-Chris "When i think of trustworthy movie News, i think of Maxim!" Hanel

 

Where is Miyazaki when you need him?

What the hell does Miyazaki have to do with anything?

This whole story reeks of BS.

 

"I can't post proof, but I read all about it in an old issue of MAXIM I just found."

Which issue?

Was it in a section where they were discussing the recent trend of making bad prequels and suggesting other bad prequel ideas? That's what this sounds like.

 

The flick may not be happening but I was thinking about a Jaws fan film featuring the last of the Brody's on a personal vendetta to wipe out the entire Great White species. Picture Brody skidding out on the ocean surface on his wave runner in slow-mo shooting bullets into this giant shark. Now, if anybody here has the know-how to make this CG rendered shark, we'll start production.

 

odd that IMDB has no record of this film even being announced - much less in producation.

search for the title, check out the filmographies of everyone the origional poster listed. Nothing.

and this also!

 

In 1991 there was a TV movie called "USS Indianapolis: Mission of the Shark", starring Stacy Keach, if i remember right

Yes, your right. I have seen this movie.

A Jaws prequel, I don't know.

 

LOL! I can see it now. The film opens with Old Quint telling about the Indianapolis, and then it goes on to the film.

 

Why is Steven allowing this monstrosity to be made? Doesn't he own the rights to Jaws?

 

Gabe, please read above. It's not happening.

-Chris

 

FARCE

 

Chris, I hate to break it to you, but IMDB isn't God. There are several 2005 films that they do not hve listed, such as DareDevil 2, Elektra, and Iron Man.

 

Slimybug you are wrong, this movie isnt being made. Everybody knows it, haha.

 

Hmmm...so, Jonathan Mostow already made a crappy Terminator sequel. Now a crappy Jaws prequel? What next?

Battlefield Earth 2!

Or...

Jurassic Park prequel: Jurassic Babies!

Yes, don't know whether this movie will happen or not, but attaching Mostow's name to it is entirely appropriate!

 

What!!! You have got to be kidding? Another one? I think the Jaws movies have been done to death. The only proper Jaws movie was the first one. The rest were just dribble.

 

They'll kill the sharks with CGI.

 

Uh, what?

 

Just when you thought it was safe to assume that Hollywood can't get any more desperate for movie ideas...

 

So it's not happening?

That's very good news.

 

as long as it doesn't have 2 guys, one with a girlfriend is persumed dead...blah blah blah

 

Jaws prequel "Quint" in production

In other entertainment news, Harrison Ford has signed on to play Humphrey Bogart's character in an upcoming remake of The African Queen.


May the Farce be with you.

 

OK, I just went to this website, and got a total, complete spoiler for the movie. Scroll down to read.





































































































































































































PSYCHE!! YOU'VE ALL BEEN PUNK'D!!! HAHA HA!!!! YOU ALL FELL FOR IT!! Well, most of you, anyway.

 

"PHYCE!" What the hell is "PHYCE!" Do you mean "PSYCHE!"?

 

Dude,

I don't know where you get your little ideas and scheme's but your little La-La Land trips sound like fun. Whatever you are smoking pass it around. In the meantime come back to reality for a little while and smarten up...posting antics such as this are not only childish and pathetic wastes of time, but make you look like a total Jack Ass.

Posting you found it in Maxim proves you ignorance as they are about as credible as the National Enquirer.

When you are finished puberity and decide to join the rest of us on some plain of intellegence then PM me, because I will start checking credible news sources to see if hell has frozen over yet.

Oh and BTW Jumping at a known movie buff such as Chris Hanel...not smart. Though I give you too much credit assuming you could figure that out yourself, Chris could tear you a proverbial new one with his inteelect. IMDB is God as they post productions that are confirmed...Stating they have not posted information pertaining to rumours that sad fanboys like yourself start just to stir trouble, is not proof that they are less credible.

And stating that Maxim Magazine is a more reliable resource then IMDB...well I must thank you because you have just provided me with hours of gut wrenching humour.

Much Love,
Jymm.

 

I thought the PHYCE part was funny. Nothing funnier then watching a practical joker screw up the joke.

 

This is stupid...