main
side
curve
  1. In Memory of LAJ_FETT: Please share your remembrances and condolences HERE

Jedi religion founder accuses Tesco of discrimination over rules on hoods

Discussion in 'Archive: The Senate Floor' started by Blue_Jedi33, Sep 20, 2009.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Ree

    Ree Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Jan 25, 2005
    Haha! This is totally hilarious!

    1. I didn't know an actual Jedi religion existed.

    2. The grocery store owners make all the right points by saying Obi-Wan and Yoda appeared hoodless so the guy doesn't HAVE to wear his hood. Go them!

    3. Wearing a hood doesn't make you a follower of the Jedi way. If the religion is REALLY inspired by the films then they should be following the philosphies and not be pedantic about the associated clothing. The Jedi in the films are not about symbols and material things. In fact, if that religion demands you wear the hood in public, I wouldn't want to be a part of a religion that tries to control how I express myself.
     
  2. Spike2002

    Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Feb 4, 2002
    I'm glad to see Ender_sai talking sense here. Can it just also be pointed out that as the Jedi religions "founder", the absurd rule that Jedi have to wear hoods in public probably came from Jones himself. It's like Bobby Henderson claiming religious discrimination for not being allowed to wear a pirate outfit. (Pastafarianism if anyone doesn't know what i mean)
     
  3. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001
    Of course. I always talk sense.

    ES
     
  4. Ree

    Ree Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Jan 25, 2005
    I agree. It's totally silly and I'm sure it's an attention-seeking exercise.
     
  5. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Sep 19, 2000
    I distinctly remember that when a census was held in New-Zealand in 2000, Jedi got officially listed because there were over 10.000 people who filled that in as their religion. This guy was 14, then... So we could sue him for falsely appropriating the title of Founder Of Jediiism.

    Or else we could talk about the Flemmish headscarf ban.
     
  6. Fire_Ice_Death

    Fire_Ice_Death Force Ghost star 7

    Registered:
    Feb 15, 2001
    I've always thought the rules against hoods and hats were rather silly. But I also think it's silly to create an entire religion based on a fictional religion. So they're both foolish. I think the Jedi will lose, though, since you'd have a hard time proving you actually believe in it or that you're just a nutter.
     
  7. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Mar 19, 1999
    Given the popularity of Star Wars and the pioneering effort of Scientology I'd say this religion has a shot at going mainstream.
     
  8. Fire_Ice_Death

    Fire_Ice_Death Force Ghost star 7

    Registered:
    Feb 15, 2001
    Agreed. Although I think it'd be just as silly as $cientology.
     
  9. Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon

    Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon Jedi Knight star 6

    Registered:
    Dec 17, 2000
    Eh, one could make the cripplingly ignorant argument about any religion. And the belief in the ability to manipulate the Force isn't THAT much different from the Catholic belief in miracles as a prereq for sainthood.

    Honestly, I don't consider "I believe the story from a sci-fi movie is real" to be any more ridiculous than "I believe there's a magic man in the sky who created EVERYTHING and who, despite being omnipotent, took thousands of years to work out the kinks of the whole prophet/'delivering My message to the people' schtick, including that one that went WAY off the rails when people started thinking he WAS God." Sure, one side has had many more people believing it for much longer, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous.
     
  10. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Mar 19, 1999
    Agreed. I can't make a good case for why the Jedis are more wildly wrong than the Scientologists or the Christians.
     
  11. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Sep 19, 2000
    But in the GFFA they got the Force. We don't have the Force. As can be demonstrated. The people who call themselves Jedi lack the abilities to properly qualify as such according to their source. The Bible doesn't have that problem...
     
  12. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Mar 19, 1999
    Who says the Force doesn't exist? When I start my own Jedi compound, I will use Jedi mind tricks to recruit and retain new members. You will give me all your money (A Jedi craves not these things). You will provide your teenage daughter to me for my harem (let go your anger). You will perform a hard day's labor in return for a cot on the floor and three square meals of gruel each day (Don?t center on your anxiety. Keep your concentration on the here and now).
     
  13. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Sep 19, 2000
    Sure, sure, but I mean: how are you going to make a pear float.
     
  14. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    May 21, 2002
    But to engage in a little cross-thread examination here-E_S, you have to see how your stance in the capital punishment thread is now returning full circle?

    And comparisons with Islam are idiotic, I expected better from you of all people Malkie. One's a religion with over a century of tradition and millions of followers, the other's only marginally less nerdy than learning to speak Klingon.

    To be fair to Malkie, he's now taking the exact same position you took in the other thread, which was why I was so puzzled at your stance then. Remember when you indicated that you didn't care about centuries of tradition in Japan, or that you thought the strong religious foundation was meaningless in Middle Eastern states?

    The same social ties guide both areas here, because as you said, it's society that places values on the concepts themselves. I just don't understand how in one thread, you can label the views of millions of people as "barbaric," and then now turn around and differentiate between "One's a religion with over a century of tradition and millions of followers.."

    Especially when you included this paragraph in your following post:

    But honestly, when you have a lack of rights like in China, an upper middle class nerd with a painful inability to separate fiction and reality being told to drop his hoody makes me angry. It devalues rights, makes the West look absurd, and me ashamed to be a fan.

    Now, I don't disagree with your characterization of this Jedi hoodie wearer, but you post represents an interesting dichotomy, to say the least.
     
  15. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Mar 19, 1999
    SW, these requests for crude demonstrations of power badly miss the point of what it means to be a true Jedi.
     
  16. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Sep 19, 2000
    Ugh. That sounds as if they're not just Jedi... They're PT Jedi!
     
  17. Brett_Bass

    Brett_Bass Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Apr 22, 2003
    Well, heh, there was that one time, after you had that wine cooler...
    [face_not_talking]

    Slightly more on-topic, how is it that an alleged Jedi Master was unable to just mind trick the store's proprietor into going along with it?
     
  18. Tricky

    Tricky Jedi Knight star 5

    Registered:
    Jul 26, 2001
    Isn't there a "real" religion where the Nuns have to go around with these big elaborate fem-pope hoods with wings on their heads? Do Nuns get kicked outta stores on the threat that someone will yank the hood off their bald heads if they don't let the CCTV see their face?

    I'm w/ Jabbadabba here man, all these religions are fake lies, so why is it just chicks getting a break again over some wannabe Jedi? This double standard...
     
  19. Blue_Jedi33

    Blue_Jedi33 Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Registered:
    Aug 12, 2003
    I wonder if this is the same Jedi "church"

    http://www.jedichurch.org/

    In any event, I have to say many of today's religions are fantasy religions anyway, they are just older, giving them some sort of ill-informed legitimacy.

    Newer always seems to equal cult,sect or crazy.

    But some of the so called newer religions have really examined old idea's and come out and said "This can't be right based on what we know right know".

    A good example of that is those that cling to the hopelessly out dated literal 6 - 24 hour days of creation. Not to switch the debate, but the point is newer doesn't always equal wrong.

     
  20. Spike2002

    Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Feb 4, 2002
    As far as I can tell, no. I saw nothing about hoods up in public when reading about their Jedi way :p
     
  21. akhun

    akhun Jedi Knight star 6

    Registered:
    Dec 5, 2000
    After having read this stunning piece of news, I decide to know a little bit more about this church of Jediism and I think I found it


    Now apparently, he is still in the process of writing the guides on how to become a Jedi and frankly some pieces are just hilarious.
    But as far as I can see on the website, it does not say anywhere that you HAVE TO wear a hood in public places..must be for the private levels, not the public ones

     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.