Beyond - Legends Kiss My Wookiee; A Song for Warlord Zsinj

I do not own Star Wars , nor any of the characters, save any OCs that I may introduce...

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Kiss my Wookiee

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You fly in to the system, with your SSD
That overlarge destroyer vapes a colony
You?ve shown you?re big
You?ve shown you?re tough
Now I have come to say
We?ve had enough?

Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy
Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy?

You hang out with that Melvar
He?s blander then can be
He?s not as smart as you are
But his nails are so pointy?

Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy
Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy?

Your ship is Iron Fist
A Super ?Class SD
You last volley just missed
Was it even aimed at me?

Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy
Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy?

My Wraiths are really sneaky
They infiltrate your ranks
They may seem kinda geeky
But I owe them many thanks?

Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy
Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy?

Your ship is blowing up now
Your businesses all vaped
You are in an escape pod
You?ll fight another day?

Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy
Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy?

 

ROFL

 

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That should be a laughing smiley.

 

I'm unsure who Zsinj is, but find the lyrics to this hilarious.

 

That was great. I'll have that song (set to a tune of my own invention of course) stuck in my head for days now.

 

The "Kiss my Wookiee" line was possibly the only thing I liked about CoPL...love the song!

Zsinjy...that's almost cute sounding...

 

*ROFL*



nicely done poem

~ Mags ~