Games SWC Let's write a Star War

Indeed, ordinary lothcats are far more terrifying. One of them approached the imposter Nyarlathotep, and began staring at him. Nyarlathotep stared back, but was gradually lulled into a stupor, losing all sense of time and reality as he was mesmerized by the lothcat. And then the lothcat ate him.

 

The fourth wall shattered into a bazillion pieces as Finn started into the camera and said, "Come on, everybody, let's get real here. We all knew that this thread would become nothing but cat infested insanity the moment @gizkaspice posted in it."

 

The End

Tarkin put down his pen, satisfied with his morning's work. "What do you think, Vader? Too many cats and unspecified people? Will it make the top 100 in Amazon book sales?".

"There has been a disturbance with the force" Vader growled.
"In what way?" Tarkin enquired.
"A crate of roasted Ysalamiri has been left by my bath bomb basket and now I can't manipulate fruit in mid-air. Except grapes; they're easy"

 

Then they both slipped and fell and died. The end.

@Alpha-Red hit the "post reply" button, satisfied with his morning's work. "What do you think, @Blobofat? Too much slipping and falling and dying? Will it make the top 100 in Amazon book sales?".

 

@Blobofat rose from his golden throne, his considerable pectoral muscles pumping as he did so, then glided effortlessly across the marble floor of his palace. "Not sure. I work behind pipes all day. I clean church organs".

Shielding his eyes from the magnificent glow of @Blobofat's chakras, @Alpha-Red realised that the best person to ask was Jeff Bezos. Turning back to his Pentium II computer with 6Gb hard drive, he waited three minutes for the dial-up to kick in before the AOL homepage slowly appeared, pixel by pixel.

 

Enraged, @Alpha-Red took his lightsaber and repeatedly slashed it into the Pentium II in a frenzy, turning it into a smoldering pile of debris. Then he decided to go have some tea.

 

And then a lothcat ate him.

 

"Kinda dark in here," said Alpha to Boba Fett and Nyarlathotep. Nevertheless, the jasmine tea was excellent, and he continued along his merry way.

 

The lothcat suddenly made weird vomiting noises that a cat would make and regurgitated a huge hairball containing everyone including @Alpha-Red before eating them all again because this particular lothcat was kinda stupid.

 

@Blobofat had the idea to punch his way out of the cat with his magic Chakra hands and commenced pummeling.

 

"Ouch! Ouch!" cried @clone commander bossk the cat.
"CCB's in trouble. We need to investigate" said Mon Mothma.
"Send a Bothan spy" suggested Bail.

Mothma barked the request into whatsapp but, due to a faulty droid the other end, @clone commander bossk merely received a pie cooked by a bothan, which at that moment in time was not very welcome.

 

Suddenly, a ninja cartwheeled out of the local lothcat forest. "GET OVER HERE!" ordered the ninja, using the Force to summon everyone out of the @clone commander bossk lothcat. Then he took @Alpha-Red 's jasmine tea and a couple of loth cats under his arm and returned to Japan for the annual Kagurazaka Bakeneko cat festival.

 

Since he was an all-powerful narrator, @Alpha-Red simply snapped his fingers and he got his tea back.

 

Little did @Alpha-Red know that his tea was now contaminated by demonic ninja cat magic, turning him into a were-lothcat that was obsessed with cheese and miniature, collectable figurines.

 

Just wanted to mention that there are two days on the poll and left of cat wars!

@gizkaspice fell out of a portal and fell into the hallway of a first order star destroyer and was walked over by Millicent, general hux's cat.

 

@gizkaspice then watched Millicent slap a seal for being obnoxious:

 

@clone commander bossk Entered the world between worlds and removed all that had happened from existence.

Allright, so the poll says a new A Star Wars Story, so Who wants to write a story about new characters or an existing one like solo?

 

Count me in.

 

Allright I'm putting a week on this. So start voting quick!

 

Lando Calrissian absolutely deserves his own movie. Lucasfilm hasn't given him one yet, so let's do it ourselves.

 

Allright then Let's do this!

First thing let's brainstorm and try to get a rough plot outlined.

 

Okay, lemme think..... Something post-ROTJ? He'll need a new ship. Something practical and versatile, but also classy and a little luxurious. TBH, for plot I'm liking something similar to his plotline in the Correllian Trilogy. (Legends books)

 

Is this going to be a silly story, or something semi-serious?

 

Star Wars: They Would Be The One Who

 

Lando: The Search for A New Ship!

(Set smack after the events of “Solo”, when his beloved Millennium Falcon was lost to Han Solo after that Sarlacc match)