Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited

I know. The site had been shut after I posted this.

 

oh, yeah.
deciple u wanted to play ko? aaaaaa....... DON'T
well u can i'll give u mine account

 

KO? Account?
Are you talking about Knight Online by any chance?

I played it for like a month, but it totaly sux! I'm subscribed for World of Warcraft now.

 

OM*G! u lucky gade sa wow-om koji mozes uzivati u onome u cemu mi obicni smrtnici samo sanjamo! ko je ok GW je bolji WOW RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

"A sign of jelaousy that is."


I bet that with time you and Fire will get bored by GW and get WOW. I bet!

 

Nah. Maybe while i am at PMF, but not now

 

WOW RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Exactly. I've seen GW at my friend's. I have to admit, it has amazing graphics, but WOW has far better story and plot, and more interesting ways of gaining xp in start.

 

oh, yeah.
deciple u wanted to play ko? aaaaaa....... DON'T
well u can i'll give u mine account

I asked that question a month ago. I would like to play it, but with the college and all I don't have much free time. Thanks anyway.

 

What does WOW has to do with PMF?

 

They don't get any work so they have to play WOW in their free time?

 

They don't get any work so they have to play WOW in their free time?

Hell no!!! You barely have free time to do anything except studying at PMF.
But I have to admit, I had some time to play games on computer, but that is why my ex broke up with me.

 

To tell u the truth i haven't studied much at PMG. actually i sutdied less there then while i was at normal(8-year school).

 

You must be a science freek then.

 

nah. just have luck. btw my dad is math geniuos. i learned everything from him! he still has more knoiwledge then i but i'll be better!!!!

 

You don't learn but you have final grade 4 (i tako si osuðen an maturu).

 

pwnt!

Hide and Seek!

^Ignore that

 

I look in this thread from time to time, but now I am completely lost. Is "Hide and seek" a math termin? Couse, if it is, it sounds pretty stupid.

 

Nah, it's an FFUK thing, you play hide and seek, and write that where your hiding so others can see you. I'm hiding here

 

You're weird.

 

I know

At least i didn't hide in BeNeLux. I would have contaminated the people's eyes

 

Heh! Mathematicians have contaminated souls, so there's no harm done here.



Cita? li ovo, Igore, du?o? Zajebavam se.

 

Heh! Mathematicians have contaminated souls, so there's no harm done here.

Lo?e, Darthana, lo?e...

 

Ma znam, bilo je to za onog mulca Igora.

 

Yep, thats us.
Ana, hvala na komplimentu!

 

I almost forgot to post this. A guy I met on classes gave me a floppy with thease:

Math poems:

The Moebius strip is a pain,
When you cut it again and again,
But if you should wedge
A large disk round the edge
Then you just get a PROjective plane.
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If you have a cross-CAP on your sphere,
And you give it a circle-shaped tear,
Then just shake it about
And untangle it out
And a Moebius strip will appear!
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Consider the pitiful plight
Of a runner who wasn't too bright
But he sprinted so fast,
That he vanished at last
By red-shifting himself out of sight.
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In the near-light speed space-ship I'm in,
I went rocketting off from my twin;
But since I'VE been away
I've aged hardly a day
And just LOOK at the state that he's in!

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A go-go lap dancer, a pip,
Was able to peel in a zip.
But she read science fiction,
And died of constriction,
Attempting a Mobius strip.


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If you integrate zee squared dee zee
From one to the cube root of three
Multiplied by cosine
Of three pi over nine
You get natural log of the cube root of e


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THE MAGIC OF STATISTICS

The statistician spends his days,
In figuring out the many ways,
In which a standard error can,
Enclose by bars the average man.
And having thus imprisoned him,
Perhaps at some researcher's whim,
Can with the same chicanery,
Enlarge the bars and set him free.
Or better yet, within the sample,
Locate some points with girth so ample,
That if by "choice" they were discarded,
Man and hypothesis are safeguarded.


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Right! Read:- 'a2' below as "a squared"
'b2' below as "b squared" etc.

If a = b (so I say) [a = b]
And we multiply both sides by a
Then we'll see that a2 [a2 = ab]
When with ab compared
Are the same. Remove b2. OK? [a2-b2 = ab-b2]

Both sides we will factorize. See?
Now each side contains a - b. [(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)]
We'll divide through by a
Minus b and olé
a + b = b. Oh whoopee! [a+b = b]

But since I said a = b
b + b = b you'll agree? [b+b = b]
So if b = 1
Then this sum I have done [1+1 = 1]
Proves that 2 = 1. Q.E.D.


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Hehehe.
Some knoweledge of English math phrases is necessary for understanding this.