Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited

This so doesn't make any sense but it's quite funny.

 

I haven't done maths for 3 years, so it's no surprise it makes no sense

 

Yes, some of your stuff is pretty much senceless so that leaves the reader confused.. But the rest is hilarious!

I would have to disagree here and say that the ability to do simple trigonometrical functions is insignificant next to
the power of the fractals and the chaos geometry.

I also wouldn't call sine smooth. It is curvy and repeating. And in the university level Math, it can get tough and irritating. Not like the linear function. Now that is soft and smooth linear simplicity. I like linear functions. You have one x, one a and one b. No need to complicate your life more than it already is.

 

So is Natalie Portman...

 

And repeating?

 

"Oh, Ani!"

"Ani..."

"I don't know you anymore, Ani..."

"Ani!"

"Ani, you'll always be that boy I knew on Tatooine."


Um, yep

 

Good one.

 

Insane, I tell you.

 

I loved that dialogue. Funny

OBI-WAN: Only a Sith deals in Prime Numbers. I will do what I must.

Oh, come on now, you should have said, "Absolute [-1] Numbers." That would have fit so perfectly!

 

That would be great, yes!

 

Awesome. I haven't thought of that.

 

So, Deciple, do you have any more of those Math jokes of yours?

 

I'll dig up some, in old forum for Math students at PMF, which is now completely dead because they got a new one. For what reason, I don't know.

 

Kewl. If you want help writing a joke, hit me up! I miss algebra

 

I'm really the King of this thread now, since I became a Mathematic Demonstrator! Ha!

 

And this is another good place to express congradulations. Well done, Igor!

 

Hvala.

 

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?alim se, lol. Bravo!

 

Since I recently read that according to the new RPG handbook a weir class of Jedi Mathematicians exist, I name myself one!

 

So... does game theory and social choice belong to this thread?

 

I don't know what is social choice, but gameing involves physical engines, lots of things based on Math, so yes. However, it only needs to be crazy and nerdy and sciency and you're in the right place, heh.

 

No more Math jokes? You've lost your charm guys.

 

I didn't lost my charm, just my internet connection.