[Men and women] Have you ever been caught masturbating?

*cracks up*




*realized that mom is in the next room*

I that she isn't gonna ask what is funny.

 

Never ever.

And that pic is hilarious!

 

P W N T

 

Mmm, riiiiiight.

Let me guess...the maid was a hottie?

 

The rest of the movie is never interesting after the climax if you know what I mean.

Seriously, after that, there's no point to the movie and it's like you're snapped out of a trance and realize how crappy the movie is.

 

No. I used to do it to turn my girlfriend on, though.

 

"Have you ever been caught masturbating ? "

Nope.

 

Possibly. I don't know. Would you like me to ask? I can ask right now. Lemme just find the phone numbers. Ah yes, here we go. Should I call grandma first?

 

I just read through the thread. Hilarious.

 

i just read the thread soo funny. the picture. i saved it and i am going to so it to everyone i know.

and no i haven't
well my girlfriend asked me too in front of her, does that count

 

Doors...with LOCKS, people. Very simple.

 

I caught my wife once though.

 

i am sure that went well

 

"Why did it take you so long to unlock that door? What where you doing in there anyway?"

 

No, she was in the living room, reading.

 

I quoted the wrong post some how.

 

Yeah, what is it about people that they have to pry like that? You'd think they'd figure it out silently in their mind and not ask stupid questions like that.

 

I do it in front of my girlfriend all the time, even when she doesn't ask. Of course her name ends in .jpg...

 

Well that's how my family is. They're almost sure of the answer, but they must pry anyway.

That's one of the reasons why my older brother forced me to find out why our parents were making so much noise in the bed room. He had the suspicion that they were having sex, but demanding that I make confirmation since he refused to believe it.

 

Not hardly.

 

I can't figure out if she's hot or not now.

 

I don't know, I saw a porno where the credits had more nudity then the rest of the movie combined.

 

"When your credits combine..."

Doh! I imagine there's an rarely-known porno of that too...

 

Come on Vaderous, admit it, you started this thread just to see if women would admit to Jilling-off.

 

No.

But I have found various clever ways to do it in public. I once did it on a plane when I had a blanket over my waist so no one could see where my hands were.

All right, you got your wish. A girl posted here. Now what?