JCC Movie Misquotes

“Frankly, my dear, go **** yourself.”

 

”Must go slower, must go slower!”

 

This boat is way too small!

 

Clever Squirrel

 

Whatever that woman over there ordered that is making her moan loudly, I would also like to order that.

 

“Heineken? LOVE THAT ****!”

 

Luke, I am your father!

 

"I love you!"
"I feel the same, you can't imagine how much I'll miss you and I can't wait to spend more time with you and talk about our future together when this mess will be over."

 

"If you build it, they will come."

 

Come on, man. I had a rough night so crank up the Eagles. I ****ing love the Eagles, man.

 

It's not the years, honey, it's the alcohol.

 

I don't think we're in black and white anymore, Toto.

 

What we've got here is... successful communication.

 

“We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when I realized I was out of coffee.”

 

They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they called an Uber.

 

And my fax!

 

“I sense much fear in you. Which you know is completely understandable considering you are nine and have just been taken away from your mother forever by a group of complete strangers and now are on a completely different planet surrounded by judgmental wizards, so obviously it’s no big deal. Like can you imagine if we let you being uneasy in this initial interview poison our perception of you and cause us to be massive jerks the rest of your life? That’d be insane.”

 

“They’re eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! THAT’S MY FETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!”

 

“There’s do rule that says we can’t back over your dog with the team bus.”

 

I’m sorry I didn’t build you a helicopter and a landing pad, young Rose.