Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Leia: You were a pirate once.
Han: I was never a pirate, I was a smuggler.
Leia: What's the difference?
Han: Well, if you're a famous smuggler, you're not doing it right.
Leia: My adoptive father said a criminal is a criminal.
Han: Your adoptive father lacks an appreciation for the finer points of bad behavior.

 

Vader: You'd best start believing in Sith stories, Miss Organa. You're in one.

 

The only rules that really matter are these: what a being can do and what a being can't do. For instance, you can accept that your grandfather was a Sith and a good man or you can't. But Sith is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day.

 

Leia [looking around the Falcon]: Is it normal for this much stuff to be out of service?
Chewbacca: <Oh, sure. This is normal. Nothing to worry about.>
Chewbacca [thinking]: Probably not normal for other places, but it's normal for us.

from http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3500/fc03475.htm

 

This could be the room of any small boy. But it just happens to belong to a boy named Anakin Skywalker.

 

Leia: You heard me. No rocket engines, no turbochargers, and no smugglers compartments. Just fix it and reassemble everything normally, with no modifications whatsoever.
Chewbacca: <Is… is that even possible…?>
Han: I’ve heard legends…


from https://mail.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1565.html

 

"Holofilm fans were saddened by the news that actor Tetran Cowell was killed in a tragedy when flaming debris fell on his speeder." That's terrible! That was a nice speeder.

 

Chewbacca: <I haven’t had katarn this good in a long time!>
Mallatobuck: <Thank you. Do you cook?>
Chewbacca: <I’m pretty good with charcoal grill, but nothing like this. Where did you learn to cook this well?>
Mallatobuck: <My grandmother. She taught me how to cook when I was just a cub.>
Chewbacca: <My grandmother just taught me how to weld.>
Mallatobuck: <What? Really?>
Chewbacca: <Well, that and how to set blast caps.>
Mallatobuck: <I think I’ll put of meeting your parents for a couple of years.>

from http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb2431.html

 

Jango: How do I look?
Cad Bane: Like a speeder ornament.

 

Bossk: I may not make an honest credit, but I'm 100% Trandoshan. I don't work for no two bit Sith.

 

Quarrie: The son-of-a-barve will fly!

 

Bossk: I may not make an honest credit, but I'm 100% Trandoshan. I don't work for no two bit mando.

 

Shmi: You know my rules - no gentlemen after 1800 hours.
Qui-Gon: Well, I'm no gentleman.
Shmi: You can say that again.

 

HS: Imperials. I hate these guys

HS: But who's gonna fly it, kid? You?
LS: Fly, yes. Land, no

 

Obi-Wan: Did we have to let them detonate three quarters of the ship?
Anakin: Seeing as how they would have detonated four quarters, I think it was a good choice.

 

From Escape from New York

Airen Cracken: I'm not a fool, Katarn!
Kyle Katarn: Call me "the Beard."

 

"I'll have your hands for a trophy, Loth-rat!"
"All this for a slice of fruit?? Whooooa!"

 

Three days' ride as the TIE Fighter flies, and you'd better hope we don't have one of those on our tail.

 

If the Force had intended us to walk, it wouldn't have invented jetpacks.

 

Yoda: An excellent judge of character, I pride myself on being.


Palpatine: Oh, yes, excellent judge-not!

 

Han: 3PO, do something! Tell them we mean no harm!
C-3PO: I'm sorry, General Solo. But I must not tell lies.

 

Thrackan: Corellia has no king. Corellia needs no king.

 

Prince Lee-Char, to his girlfriend,

Mon Cala's blue, dilly, dilly,
Mon Cala's green,
When I am king, dilly, dilly,
You shall be queen.
Mon Cala's green, dilly, dilly,
Mon Cala's blue,
if you love me, dilly, dilly,
I will love you.

 

Dooku: Against the power of Korriban, there can be no victory. We must join Sidious.

 

Dooku: One, two, three million clone units! Ah! Ah! Ah!