Saga Never Set a Sith on Fire (PT Obi-Wan; Frank Hayes song parody)

Title: Never Set a Sith on Fire
Author: Lazy K
Timeframe: PT
Characters: Obi-Wan
Genre: song parody (Never Set the Cat on Fire by Frank Hayes)
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Summary: Some advice that would have made Obi-Wan's life a lot simpler in the PT.

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Never Set a Sith on Fire


Never set a Sith on fire
Because you may not kill him
He will burn with vengeance dire
His hate for you will fill him
So if you don't make sure he's dead
The outcome will be on your head
No, never set a Sith on fire

And mind your manners as circumstances may require
And never set a Sith on fire


Don't adopt your Master's pet
If you don't understand him
It will bring you much regret
In trouble it will land him
Although you promised Master Jinn
You don't know what you're getting in
So don't adopt your Master's pet

And mind your manners as circumstances may require
And never set a Sith on fire


Keep an eye on Jedi Ani
He's in need of guiding
It's not only teenage angst
He needs much more than chiding
If you don't help him he might stray
Forever from the Jedi way
So keep an eye on Jedi Ani

And mind your manners as circumstances may require
And never set a Sith on fire


Do not lead the clones in war
It isn't in your training
Stop and think just who it's for
The peace that you're maintaining
For you will be in quite a fix
When you get Order Sixty-Sixed
No, do not lead the clones in war

And mind your manners as circumstances may require
And never set a Sith on fire

Yes, mind your manners as circumstances may require
And never set a Sith on fire

 

Ah, too bad no one warned poor Obi-Wan... oh yeah, Yoda did!

BTW, thanks for another song that's gonna stick in my brain like wet tp to the ceiling.

 

Ha ha. Good!