post in this thread if you want to be in the new best friends club. you have to post three things about yourself if you want to be in the new best friends club, but then you're in and we can just talk about whatever. it will be cool.
My social security number is 914-57-6371; my mother's maiden name is Harper; my first pet was named Rocky.
I have been here for 14 years and a day. I might get 50,000 posts soon, maybe even while posting in this very thread. I'm hungry, so will pour myself a glass of red wine.
Three things about myself? Yo man, I'm living grandiose, puffin on an Ambassador; Paid in full, kill the bull like a matador Flash the cash, make my album cover shinier My head's spinning like a discus, and if this is [just a little samba] Then I'm straight, with the seven-course meal on my plate I put my leftovers in the doggie bag I got moves like Mr. Miyagi had With the "wax off, wax on," I'll play you like Zaxxon Girls love my songs, sunbathing on the back lawn "you ... look ... marvelous!" C'mon young lady, get in the car with us, superstar deluxe I'm always animated cause my game's so tight, that I keep it laminated.
three things about me are i have really bad allergies, i love burritos a seriously excessive amount, and i am a total hipster. obviously i'm aware of it yet at the same time it's pretty much unironic. i just like drinking fancy coffee and beers that cost twenty dollars and spending way too much money on the most expensive vegetables and making every meal look like something you'd see on instagram. i don't buy a candy bar for less than four dollars. it has to be that authentic fair trade chocolate. i'm also super into pop philosophy and that kind of trendy ****. i wasn't always this way. i don't know what happened.
Let's see: - I like cookies, but I don't think Famous Amos cookies are really that good :\ - I live in Texas, because Texas is the best place - I originally joined the JC to find spoilers for EU novels and to write truly awful fanfiction (which has hopefully been purged from the Internet by now)
1. I wrote a sonnet last week, but it wasn't very good. 2. I have had a seriously bad case of razor burn lately. 3. I have a pet Min Pin named Maxi; he's brown-red.
1. I really dislike clubs. 2. I hate talking to people. 3. I don't want to be friends with anyone, I just live to hate.
-I've been a serious lurker here for many many years. -I once asked for romance advice in one of the community threads that was an "Ask Person Anything Thread" and took it (Or went against it because I didn't agree, I forget which). -I'm on my way to that girls house for 3 weeks of Holiday vacation (long distance for a bit since she was finishing a degree), after dating for over 2 years, with a shiny new ring and a question for her dad and then her....
1) I love the thought, you're eating me. It's my desire to be eaten by you. 2) I am your flesh; be part of me. I'm looking forward to be slaughtered by you. 3) I love the pain inside of me. Let's go to dinner for the very last time.
I have a hard time staying awake through movies lasting more than two hours these days. I store money in an old VHS tape case (file 2 of the x-files, tooms). I've refrained from reading several supposed literary masterpieces, many of which by some of my favorite authors, with the intent of saving them for my superannuated years, which I fear will be excruciatingly dull. Same goes for a few musical albums.
Deaf works too though. lol I have a habit of waking 17 minutes before the alarm clock goes off I'll be here 15 years next month Whenever I have ice cream at home, I microwave it 13 seconds to get it all melty
hmm.. well, the first thing about myself is that i hate talking about myself so this is gonna be fun. the secomd thing is that i'm super uncreative and really bad at thinking of interesting facts and stuff to say about myself... and.. hmm.. guys i need some time to come up with a third one. save my spot.
I have a goldfish named Phish who is way more awesome than most human beings. I enjoy picking up heavy things. Right now I'm 'working from home' which amounts to 'watching squirrels do squirrely things in the trees outside and occasionally checking email' Phish is one of my best buddies so he wants in, too. His favourite foods are cooked peas and live brine shrimp He enjoys methodically destroying all the live plants in his tank. He's getting a new 300 litre (80 US gallon) tank next month because he's a big, boisterous badass who needs a little more Lebensraum.
I'm still working on my survival bunker, but it may not be finished in time. My children are smarter than I am. It makes me proud, but it also hurts a little. I regret never having been in a bar fight.
- I like people and I'm a really social person. I'm well-adjusted socially and generally optimistic. I sometimes feels like that makes me a bad nerd. - I often feel like the only intelligent person in the room, but I've been raised with the idea that you should neither show your disdain nor waste your time educating your lessers. My life reading JCC is, thus, hell. I kid, I like this place because you can find some really smart people among the crap. - I consider cynical people to be sore losers: not willingly, I just can't help thinking "that guy over there lost at life, lol @ him". This makes me look like a bad person.
