Pretend it is 1978, what will happen in Star Wars 2?

yes · May 12, 2003

A sequel? I really like Star Wars, but I think a sequel is gonna suck! I mean, no way it can compare to Godfather 2!! What was George Lucas thinking??!!

TCF-1138 · May 12, 2003

I have some reliable sources inside LucasFilm, and I can tell you these things about Star Wars 2: The Attack of Vader (yes that *is* the real title!!!)

note: everything here is absolutly 100% true!!!

Ben didn't die! He just teleported himself into Luke's head, and that's why he can comunicate with Luke, but no one else!!!

Darth Vader is NOT a robot, he is a man in an armour! He has a son with an identical armour, only it's white instead of black!

Grand Moff Lando Klysrian will take over after Tarkin, but he will be killed by Vader's son (who will be named Luke Vader - hmm, that's interesting) because he wants the power instead!

It will turn out that Leia is a traitor and the daughter of the Emperor (who will appear in the form of an old ugly woman with an all too masculine voice - you see he's a Face Dancer [kinda like in Dune]). The emperor will promote Darth Vader to chief of state over the Dagba system.

The muppet Jedi will NOT be blue, he will be red and will stand three metres in height!

Han will only have a cameo appearance and will sell Chewy to a petstore.

In the end Ben will reappear in his own body and he and Luke will kill both Vaders.
oh, and the emperor will be named Binks!

And there will be a Star Wars 3 aswell!

I actually thinks this film will be even better than Star Wars 1!

EDIT: oh, forgot to mention; c3po will be killed by Boba Fett, who will be a giant slug-like gangster boss. r2d2 WILL fly, and it will turn out that Owen was Luke's real father and he was a Jedi, and wasn't killed by the stormtroopers (who ARE robots)! The bodies where those of the stormtroopers!

And Luke will find Earth in the end!

Lurking_Around · May 12, 2003

And Luke will find Earth in the end!

Cool!

darth_vultrous · May 12, 2003

I attained these minor quantities of information through A RELIABLE SOURCE:

Luke Skywalker is lured to an icy planet, into an ice-like palace. The thing is that Vader hired an imposter to pose as Ben Kenobi. Luke, along with Leia, take the bait and arrive at the planet. This appears at the end of the movie. Luke duels with Vader in the ice-palace. Leia helps and Vader is killed.

Lurking_Around · May 14, 2003

I have the picture of the new Jedi Master who will train Luke:

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TCF-1138 · May 14, 2003

I have the picture of the new Jedi Master who will train Luke:

no, that's the Emperor's bodyguard!

The muppet-Jedi will be red, not purple!

DARTH-PLONKER · May 14, 2003

No, that's Lando Calrissian.

DamonD · May 14, 2003

The system?

DARTH-PLONKER · May 14, 2003

No, the giant mecha robot walking thing. The Empire uses Lando Calrissians to invade Tatooine.

loki41872 · May 14, 2003

I heard Luke and Han are captured by the Empire at the beginning and then they escape from the big triangle shaped spaceship in a secret escape pod that looks like a meteor and they crash land on earth during the last ice age were they ride left over dinosaur things and battle the abominable snowman and Luke gets frozen in carbon and the snow thing bites his hand off. The snow creatures name is Lando and he's being hunted by a robot named Boba fett!

Angel_Blue01 · May 14, 2003

Well, in about twenty-four years I'll come up with a way of putting Godzilla in Star Wars...

Vader get killed?

Then there's no Star Wars 3?

Angel_Blue01 · May 14, 2003

OT: Its 1978. Is "SW1" Epsiode IV: A New Hope yet?

ultimatejedi90 · May 15, 2003

I hear it was gonna be called the empire strikes back what a goofy name what's next george the phantom menace attack of the clones hmm

TCF-1138 · May 15, 2003

No, that's Lando Calrissian.

That's what I said, the emperor's bodyguard!
duh!

darkOmegazer0 · May 15, 2003

I really think they should have that guy Mr T. play Lando...

Vaders_leash · May 15, 2003

Insiders say that a team of artists are sculpting a metallic statue of Han Solo. They are carving it out of a block of crude iron. I imagine that this statue is a gift from Cloud City to Han.

darkOmegazer0 · May 16, 2003

What's all this cloud city mumbo jumbo? Be right back, disco darkomegazer0's gotta disco diss this movie OW!

AssassinDroid21 · May 16, 2003

I hope these bounty hunters get alot of screen time, if not maybe someone will have to make up incredibly boring and farfetched stories about them. They could call it the expanded universe or something.

ultimatejedi90 · May 25, 2003

some people have been bugging me because I know the secret of the new movie well thew secret is luke doesn't have a father obi wan was lieing and and the force is lukes dad see the force is actually little tiny microscopic life forms living in jedis cells but im not gonna get into that han is lukes long lost brother who is also a jedi darth vader takes off his mask and he looks like obi wan because he is a clone of obi wan see the name obi wan 0b1 just sounds like a clone name cuz he is a clone too and the movie will be called shadows of the empire

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Pretend it is 1978, what will happen in Star Wars 2?

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