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Racist Topic of the Day: White People and Mayonnaise

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Aytee-Aytee, Nov 6, 2008.

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  1. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    same here. mayo is disgusting.
     
  2. DarthPoojaNaberrie

    DarthPoojaNaberrie Jedi Master star 5

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    in the weird al vid, i always figured he was saying liking mayo was a trait of nerds moreso than whites. i mean i know it's called white and nerdy, but most of the things mentioned in the song are nerd traits.
     
  3. Beef_Sweetener

    Beef_Sweetener Jedi Grand Master star 2

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    I happen to love mayonnaise. I could eat it with a spoon right out of the jar.

    Miracle whip on the other hand, is a disgusting bastardization of mayonnaise....it's gross.

    Have you ever dipped fried chicken in mayonnaise? It's awesome.

     
  4. Suzuki_Akira

    Suzuki_Akira Jedi Master star 7

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    Mayo goes very well with chicken patties, not terribly well with anything else.
     
  5. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Mayonnaise is ok.


    'Cept when I have some to dip artichoke petals in-- then it's awesome.
     
  6. Drabbi-Wan_Kenobi

    Drabbi-Wan_Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ugh, that's disgusting! Use a fork like a normal person!
     
  7. Mr_Burns

    Mr_Burns Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Jan 12, 2001
    I'm white and I like mayonnaise. But I hate white people.
     
  8. MissAmidala2

    MissAmidala2 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Wow that sounds like a clogged artery in the making
     
  9. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Force Ghost star 6

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    I like mayo on my sandwiches and burgers, occasionally will dip fries into it, but that's the limit. I don't go overboard with the stuff.
     
  10. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    Chris Rock mentioned it too in one of his spiels.

    I'm not a big mayo freak, for what it's worth.
     
  11. lexu

    lexu Force Ghost star 6

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    May 28, 2002
    This.

    I am white and I hate mayo/miracle whip. Hate. I also haven't encountered an excess of non-white people who dislike mayo, so I really don't understand why this would be considered a racial stereotype.
     
  12. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 21, 2002
    We have a racist topic everyday? I mean, I don't find that hard to believe, but it's good to know it's regular.
     
  13. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Racist topics consume plenty of fiber.
     
  14. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Special KKK.
     
  15. Drabbi-Wan_Kenobi

    Drabbi-Wan_Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Feb 7, 2005
    Racist Topics have a hate-filled hazelnut in every bite!
     
  16. Obi Anne

    Obi Anne Celebration Mistress of Ceremonies star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 4, 1998
    The mayo sold in stores here is disgusting, but I love homemade mayo.
     
  17. Rouge Null

    Rouge Null Jedi Knight star 5

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    Apr 24, 2000
    I thought white people weren't allowed to steal Chris Rock bits. Was I misinformed?
     
  18. Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon

    Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon Jedi Knight star 6

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    Post-racialism FTW!
     
  19. green_riddle_monkey

    green_riddle_monkey Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jul 5, 2008
    More to the point:
    What is it with Americans and mayonnaise? They seem to have it on anything and everything.
     
  20. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 9, 2000
    I eat mayo on pretty much anything that is sandwich like (and occasionally with fries), and I am "whiter than sour cream."

    For the record, neither Miracle Whip nor Light Mayo are in fact mayonnaise, no matter what people may tell you.
     
  21. NickLitYouAFlame

    NickLitYouAFlame Jedi Master star 5

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    Feb 27, 2007
    I can't spell the full name for mayo.
     
  22. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nov 18, 2005
    I just ate macaroni salad. It was a bipartisan salad of both mayo and miracle whip.
     
  23. timmoishere

    timmoishere Force Ghost star 6

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    Jun 2, 2007
    I'm white and I hate mayo.
     
  24. JMJacenSolo

    JMJacenSolo Jedi Master star 4

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    May 21, 2006
    I love mayonaise.

    Miracle Whip is disgusting.
     
  25. Armenian_Jedi

    Armenian_Jedi Force Ghost star 7

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    Mar 14, 2003
    I like to have a little orange juice with my mayo.



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