Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by Darth Downunder, Mar 25, 2016.
LOL never thought of that .
You are funny.I am laughing my ass off reading ur posts.“piss-ant planet „loool
Obi-Wan: “Wait Luke, It’s too dangerous!”
Luke takes off in his speeder
Obi-Wan: “I hate it when he does that.”
On the Millennium Falcon, Luke is training
Luke: “You know, I did feel something this time.”
Obi-Wan: “Only in your mind, my very young apprentice.”
Again, on the Millennium Falcon:
Han: “Angle the deflector shields while I calculate the jump to light speed.”
Obi-Wan: “Blast! This is why I hate flying!”
On the Death Star:
Luke: “I want to go with you.”
Obi-Wan: “Sith Lords are my speciality.”
Palpatine and Vader face Luke on the Death Star.
Palpatine: “We’ll take him together. Go in slowly from the left.”
Vader: “I’m taking him now!”
Palpatine: “No, Vader, no!”
Luke Force-pushes Vader against the wall, knocking him down.
Vader to Luke, on Cloud City
“You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. It’s all Obi-Wan’s fault again. He’s jealous, he’s holding you back just like he did with me.”
Obi-Wan: "Luke, you must go to the Dagobah system. There you will find Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed a Jedi you've never heard of, who instructed another Jedi you've never heard of, who instructed me."
Obi-Wan to Luke in the cantina
"Go find us a pilot."
"Where are you going?"
"For a drink."
Obi-Wan cuts off Ponda Baba's arm.
"Jedi business, go back to your drinks."
Heh. That one sounds more like "rewriting the OT to suit Steven Spielberg's Minority Report".
Obi-Wan's hut on Tatooine.
"My mentor taught me everything about the Force. Even the nature of the high ground."
Artoo plays recording of the Mustafar battle.
Luke ignites his father's lightsaber.
"You killed my father."
"I know what's been troubling you. Listen to me. Don't continue to be a pawn of your aunt and uncle! Ever since I've known you, you have been seeking a life of great significance, far more than any moisture farmer."
Luke waves the lightsaber.
Obi-Wan: "Are you going to kill me?"
"I would certainly like to."
"I know you would. I can feel your anger. It clouds your judgment, makes you weaker."
"I'm going to turn you over to the Empire."
Han, points to stormtroopers in cantina.
"Looks like somebody's beginning to take an interest in your handiwork."
"Do you have a plan B?"
Obi-Wan encounters Vader on the Death Star:
Vader: You may have forgotten me, but I will never forget you.
Vader: And they call you Master.
Obi-Wan: You know, when I cut off your limbs, I should have aimed for your neck instead.
Vader: Anything more to say?
Obi-Wan: I like your new legs. They make you look taller.
Obi-Wan: He was the best star pilot in the galaxy...And by that, I mean he was a whiny petulant child who thought the galaxy owed him something. He challenged my teachings not out of wisdom, but out of fear. In the end, his own hubris did him, and I had to cut his legs and arm off and hope he burned alive on Malastare. Oh...yeah...and he was a good friend.
It's a deleted scene, but Garven Dreis (Red Leader), tells Luke he flew with his father.
Garven Dreis: I flew with your father at the head of a slave-army of Clones. We used them like disposable people using mass-wave tactics that pre-date faster-than-light travel. He also had this semi-charming/semi-annoying apprentice with him named Ashoka Tano. Not only was the Republic enslaving our "clone troopers", but children as young as General Tano were participating with full knowledge of what we were doing. To put it as Finis Valorum would have "Yoda and I were common flesh-traders."
Yoda: Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or he'll use Force lightning on you.
"Obi-Wan once thought as you do. For about five seconds."
BOBA FETT: What if he doesn't survive. He's worth a lot to me.
VADER: Whoa. Don't lose your head.
There are aspects of the entire saga (the OT included) that I would actually rewrite.
Darth Vader: When I left you, I was but a learned, now I am the master.
Obi-Wan: Have you forgotten that the council didn't grant you the rank of master?
I’ve been reading the Making Return of the Jedi book that was released a few years ago and it gave me some ideas. My updates would probably make the film a bit longer but it would be my version of Snyders Justice League cut.
I’d put Luke’s lightsaber scene back in before we cut to Jabba’s palace.
I’d have Mara Jade undercover as a dancer in Jabba’s palace. Unlike in the EU she’s not here to kill Luke but spy on him - to help the Emperor decide if Luke is worth making his new apprentice.
I’d use the old music for the dance scene in the palace but have the dance as a background, while Mara Jade tries to get info about Luke with the focus sometimes turning on Oola and Jabba.
I’d of quite liked a scene where Jabba and Leia have an argument after she’s made a slave.
When Luke chokes the guards I’d maybe make it a bit more brutal and raw - maybe have them thrown into the walls as well.
Luke uses the force to activate the trap door on the Rancor rather than throw a stone.
Leia gets ignored by everyone while a slave, I’d of liked Luke telling her he’s got it under control when he’s being taken to the barge. Maybe have Jabba torment Han by saying how much he’s enjoying have Leia by his side.
Boba Fett and Luke should of had a skirmish on top of the barge. Showcase both of their skills before Luke forces him into retreat.
I’d also like to have a moment like Vader in Rogue One where he just destroys a load of Jabba’s men.
Replace Ewoks with Wookies.
I never felt that any of the heroes were going to die, I wouldn’t kill any of them but I’d make it look far more likely that one of them was going to die.
I’d slightly refine Luke and Vader’s fight to look a bit more like the prequel trilogy. Have more force powers used in the duel.
Vader no longer screams no at the end.
Not allow Disney to make a terrible sequel trilogy.
Vader: "I AM the council!"
OBI-WAN: Only a council of evil, Darth.
"When I left you I was but the learner. Now it is you who are the learner... because for some reason you still think 'Darth' is a first name."
"My apologies, Ani."
LUKE: "Wait, who's Annie? Is she hot? Can I ask her out?"
Ani singing the suns will come out tomorrow.
Palpatine singing "Easy Street. Anakin is the key."
Edit: even more appropriate given that Tim Curry played Rooster in the 1982 version of Annie and later voices Palpatine.