Discussion in 'Archive: Scotland' started by PadawanSDM, Jul 23, 2002.
well, I hope you brought a carry-out.
closing time already ??
we carry a full range of all the usual scots whiskies, ales, lagers etc
however, after a weekend spent consuming the aforementioned, i'm bored and in the mood for something different, something exotic, something.....Antipodean.
Got any Goon ?
VB is my choice of swill... (aussie beer)
my mrs is the boss of the spirits section...
Johhnie W, Jack D, Jim B are her favourite gentlemen....
& she can down them in COPIOUS amounts...
in the interests of avoiding insult and obscenity, I will desist from making any humorous reference to your wife's apparent enthusiasm for swallowing the products of Jim, Jack and Johhny.
But what if its HER favourite line ??
Is it then considered obscene ?
I think not.
I think we should meet this laydee.....
Her job is evicting people from public housing...
that's what my missus does
what a co-inky-dink
Here's to having an evil mrs !
Just popping in this thread has reminded me that I was curious to where SDM had gone. He hasn't been around the other board for a long while either? Since the population of scotland are still savages and limited to about 3 tribes I expect you to make contact with him Dank, I don't care if it starts a clan war, you must follow the orders of an english man.
(I do love keeping interborder reletions happy)
very true, Rambles, very true.
I have no idea where he has got to....
but i do have a works e-mail address for him, so I'll drop a line.
'"Yo fatboy, whas happenin?"
something like that...
Tell him I miss him.
time to put the decorations up in here I reckon.......
Happy New year Scotland from the Midlands.
Happy New Year your crazt Scots from all at the Welsh Forum.
I hope you guys learn how to stop getting banned and put together a fun and popular forum..
Anyway, happy new year!
Happy New Year!!!
aye aye, happy 2006 to all of ye.
however, january is not that happy cos january is clean and sober month, a month of self-denial, all-bran and early nights.
its traditional y'know.
och! gie yerself piece av got pished every day in January so far.
three cans of Top Deck shandy off his mum
Or three large helpings of leftover non-alcoholic-but-brandy-flavoured Christmas Pud
I want the finest wines in all Christendom, and I want them now !
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street.
As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP -Wasps of the World and the sounds that they make - available now"
Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I
am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes."
Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."
"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant.............
........"I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."
more wine !
dd . that is the worst joke i heard in ages man......... wish i'd thought of it
oh and i know its late but........
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!