Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Do I look like a genie to you?

But I have no sister.

 

You have no idea.

I saw him Leia, I saw our son.

 

Good for you.

I have a bad feeling about this.

 

You always have a bad feeling about this. But yeah, I have it too.

Although he denies it, I believe there may be more of them.

 

Maybe they've allied with the native teddy bears?

You're wrong, Leia. You have that power, too.

 

So, I'll be Mary Poppins in space later on?

My lord, Director Krennic has arrived.

 

Oh no, no him again. Make him wait for a few hours.

You were not summoned here to grovel.

 

Good, because I wasn't going to, helmet head.

Rebellions are built on hope.

 

Weapons would be nice too.

I've been in this fight since I was six years old!"

 

No timeouts or half time? Sheesh.

There will be no one to stop us this time.

 

Just wait. I see teddy bears in your future.

You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

 

You have no training whatsoever, what ever gave you the idea that you could magically figure out the force so quickly?

That's not how the force works!

 

Well, how would I know that?

[Going somewhere, Solo?]

 

No, I'm doing somewhere as a duo.

How many languages do you speak?

 

More languages than necessary for the plot.

If saying it would only make it so.

 

It would if it had a needle and thread.

We need a statement not a manifesto.

 

Well I say the more Star Wars books the better.

But which was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?

 

Yup - it's the Rebel Alliance that does manifestos.

Take the professor into the back and plug him into the hyperdrive.

 

"Professor Threepio." I like it.

I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!

 

Potato, "potato". Tomato, "tomato".

Surely you must realise you are doomed?

 

Are you Threepio or something?

He will find your lost ship.

 

Did it go into the Bermuda triangle?

Now, go, my son. Leave me.

 

But we haven't had the heartfelt goodbye yet.

There is another.

 

She doesn't live on Jakku does she?

Why does everybody want to go back to Jakku?

 

To get away from you.

You don't need Luke Skywalker.