Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

No defecation, Sherlock.

Yes, I said closer!

 

Get your eyes checked

I can't see

 

You will pay the price for your lack of vision.

Now, young Skywalker...you will die.

 

FATHER, HELP...... [suddenly sees Force vision of sea creatures, green milk and udders 30 years in future] Oh crap. Never mind, dying suddenly doesn't sound so bad.

It's a trap!

 

Mine.

We've been in worse cages than this, Captain.

 

Not with you!

You have a sister

 

You're wrong, sort of. I do have two ugly step sisters though.

Join me ben, you don't have to be alone anymore.

 

But I've always Ben Solo.

What girl?

 

None of your business

Let the past die kill it if you have to

 

But how do I overcome The Past's damage reduction?

You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake - this could be it.

 

Can I be a triangle instead?

It's treason then

 

Every atom of my being is at your command.

You're gravely mistaken

 

No, I'm Emperor Palpatine

Around the survivors a perimeter create

 

Around the sentence, better grammar create.

That was too close.

 

You sure can dish out those one liners.

How feel you?

 

With my fingertips, of course.

Ben is a great man.

 

Great has a lot of leeway in its definition.

You may fire when ready.

 

Tbh, I've got some paperwork to catch up on and haven't finished Game of Thrones yet so shall we say two...maybe three hours time?

Then why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?

 

But I'm not a god! [Beep!] What? What do mean "You were just programmed to think you were one?"

So the prophecy says.

 

I thought The Prophets were a Star Trek thing?

Ironic - he could save others from death, but not himself.

 

Can you tell me the Tragedy again, but in dirty limericks?

Oh I don't think so

 

That's your problem. You don't think...

I am not a committee!

 

Of course you're not. A committee comprises of more than just one person.

Oh, they hate that ship!

 

With good reason.

I can feel your anger.

 

No, that's my cat. My anger is over there on the table.

We will deal with your Rebel friends soon enough.