Song Parodies about Episode III

"500 Knights" : to the tune of "500 Miles" by The Proclaimers

When I wake up well I know I'm gonna be
A man who has some new initials D & V
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who breathes thanks to G.E.
If I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk from a tube
And if I'm chokin' , yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's force chokin' on you

But I will kill 500 knights
And I will kill 500 more
Just to be the man who killed 1000 knights
Before Episode IV

When I'm wake up, yes I know I'm gonna be
A man who's gone from six-foot-one to seven-three
And when I wake up oh I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who Palpy won't set free
When I come back oh I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back to attack
And when I come back well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's dressed now all in black

But I will kill 500 knights
And I will kill 500 more
Just to be the man who killed 1000 knights
Before Episode IV

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When I'm angry well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's angry cuz of you
And when I'm dreaming well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about cutting you right in two

When I workout well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's workin' out for you
And when you're shockin' oh when you shock my little boy
I'm gonna be the man who picked you up and threw

I'm gonna be the man ... who picked you up... and threw

But I will kill 500 knights
And I will kill 500 more
Just to be the man who killed 1000 knights
Before Episode IV

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But I will kill 500 knights
And I will kill 500 more
Just to be the man who killed 1000 knights
Before Episode IV

Darth_Mahn

 

Darth_Mahn, those were both incredible.




YES!!!!!!!! TOP OF PAGE 10 IS MINE!!!!

10 PAGES!!!!

I thought I would get 3 at most with this thread. Thank you all very much for your creativity, and dedication.

 

Thank you, Kenwastinger.

It's a fun thread. I'm shocked it was not locked by the uptight.

There are some great parodies here that I enjoyed myself.


Darth_Mahn

 

It was in fact locked after a few pages. The hard work of Moojieba kept it going. Somehow he convinced Sapes to reopen it.

Because of him, we have this wonderful creative outlet, as well as humorous summaries of the spoilers.


In honor of Moojeiba

To the tune of Sweet Caroline, my favorite song

Where it began
I have began to knowin'
But now I know it's growin' strong

Was Tatooine
Ani had left his mother
Who'd have believed it'd go so wrong

Hands, choppin' hands
Leaps and bounds
Chokin' me
Chokin' you!

Mean Palpatine (Bum, Bum, BUM!)
Dark times, shrouded by a hood
Jedi are blind
Trust their feelings they-ey should!

But... now... He
Looks at the night
Ani has grown so lonely
A victim of the rule of two
And when he hurts
Hurtin makes his heart colder
How could burn Owen and Beru!

Warm, lava's warm
Reachin' out
Burnin' him
Burnin' you

Mean Palpatine (Bum, Bum, BUM!)
Dark times, shrouded by a hood
Jedi are blind
Trust their feelings they-ey should!
Oh, no, no

Mean Palpatine (Bum, Bum, BUM!)
Dark times, shrouded by a hood
Jedi are blind
Trust their feelings they-ey should!

 

"CLONES ON PARADE" (from Rage against the machine's bulls on parade)

Come wit' it now!

The jedi force explodes
shatterin' the clones,
either dropping sith like they were ho's
and get the f#@k off kamino
with the blaster shot, sure to make a gungan drop
drop it don't cop it yo,
don't call this a new hope now
the dark side reigns, drenching, clenching
the force of the jedi gone
that 2 sided palps is down,
the rotten sore on the face of the
chosen one gets bigger,
the duel with obi-wan still hurts

rally round the empire
wit a pocket full of shells

sabres, not food, not clones, not shoes, not need
just feed the clone war,
the incredible jedi eyes
walk to the outer rim thru the rubble
that used to be a homestead, lined thru the grave of skywalkers's eyes
what they don't know keeps the sith alive and movin'
they don't gotta burn the archives they just remove them
while the clones fill the systems as quick as the cells,
rally round the empire, pocket full of shells

rally round the empire, pocket full of shells

 

Ha ha, sweet. I only know the chorus to Sweet Caroline but "Mean Palpatine" is a nice rendint (Bum Bum Bum!).

Here's one to: "If I Only Had A Brain" from the Wizard of Oz (sung by the Scarecrow)

I will build some brand new sabers
Build one of every flavor ...
No two would be the same
I will make them ornate handles
Use the sabers to light candles
Once the Jedi are all slain

Make a comeback at the races
Put my old pod thru it's paces
Reclaim my youthful fame
And my speeder I'd be racin'
Cyborg babes I'll be a chasin'
When the Jedi are all slain

Oh, I could spend some time
Near the ocean ... on the shore
I'll build some droids I've never built before
And then ... I'll build some more

I will tinker with my fighter
It'll turn the corners tighter
My ship will be insane ..
I will chill in my chamber
Live a life a little tamer
When the Jedi are all slain


Darth_Mahn

 

i did this one a few months ago.

Grievous (to the tune of Rasputin

There lived a certain man a long long time ago
He was metal and strong and his eyes they were yellow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to his droids he was held in high revere
He could command armies as a general
They?d do whatever he desired
But he was also the kind of leader
That the republic would fire

G g general g
The guy who commanded me
There was a man who was never wrong
G g general g
Dooku?s greatest war machine
It was a shame how he went along

He led the separatists and never mind Dooku
And if you made him mad he would certainly kill you
During the clone war he was the man to please
He murdered the jedi with unrivaled ease
For Dooku Grievous was the greatest leader
He killed people just for fun
All the deaths became realer and realer
Until the end of his run

(spoken): But when his killing and razing and his hunger
For revenge became known to more and more jedi
The demands to do something about this grievous
Man became louder and louder

?This cyborg?s got to go!? declared his enemies
But Dooku he said ?you won?t do it with ease?
No doubt this Grievous had lots of hidden charms
No one knew his true power until he split his arms
Then one day two jedi they came landing
But to him it was a game
?I?m going to kill you? one he kept demanding
and Grievous said the same

G g general g
The guy who commanded me
He was wrong just this one time
G g general g
Dooku?s greatest war machine
He said ?your saber will soon be mine?

G g general g
The guy who commanded me
He had a live brain and eyes in his head
G g general g
Dooku?s greatest war machine
Obi-Wan shot him and he was dead

(spoken): Oh, those jedi

 

To the Tune of Alice Cooper's "Novacaine":

When I was ten
Left home one day
Went to a planet far way
It hurt like hell (<---Anakin's heart)

He raced the pods
He felt the pain
Cause Sidious manipulated his brain

When you duel me
When you fight me
When you beat me
I feel the lava's pain

When you duel me
When you fight me
When you beat me
I feel all the pain, worse than anything

Then after ten years
On coruscant
I saw the girl I liked a lot
IT hurt like hell.

I fought for her
She fought for me
We fell in love both her and me

When you duel me
When you fight me
When you beat me
I feel the lava's pain

When you duel me
When you fight me
When you beat me
I feel all the pain, worse than anything

I remember every burn and scrape
I've been good so long
Something's wrong
So I'll kill anything

I confronted him
On Mustafar
The duel began and went so far
It hurt like hell

The darkside raged
inside my heart
When I fell it burned apart

When you duel me
When you fight me
When you beat me
I feel the lava's pain

When you duel me
When you fight me
When you beat me
I feel the lava's pain

When you duel me
When you fight me
When you beat me
I feel all the pain, worse than anything

I feel all of it

Well, I feel all of it.

I feel all of it

I feel all of it.

 

Parody of Friends in Low Places by G. Brooks

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up with toots
And ruined your bad guy affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the hate in your eyes
When Padme' fell over in pain
And I looked at you
Said, Ani, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends with blue faces
When your choke hold downs
And I fear chases life from Padme'
She'll give birth today
I'm not big on psycho gazes
Think your time is up like the ole Mace's
Oh, I've got friends that you've wasted

Well, I guess I was wrong
You just don't belong
But then, Yoda said that before
Everything's all right
Till our sabers ignite
And you kick my butt to the floor
Hey, I didn't mean
To slice your arm clean
Just like Dooku did way back then
Well, I shouldn't lie
I've got another surprise
Soon you'll be swimmin'

'Cause I've got moves on slopey places
Where the footing's bad
And my saber slices your leg away
And I'll win the day
Now I'm not big on lava faces
Think your time is up like the ole Mace's
Oh, I've got moves on slopey places

 

The past two pages have been AMAZING, but I need to single out Darth Mahn as a new valuable asset to this thread. Not are his parodies funny, but he uses very creative and different songs than most of us used.

Keep it up DM - This thread truly is an example of what happens when people get what they want.

EDIT: And thank you very much for the props, Ken, but this thread was unlocked thanks to everybody who spoke up. And to be fair, its not Darth Sapient's fault that the topic of this thread was so *unique*. He did what he thought was right, and then changed his mind.

In fact, I am still waiting for a MOD to contribute to this parody archive. I know you are all reading this, so grab the kareokee mike and start singing!

 

Here's a little parodie to the tune of Elton John's "I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"

I GUESS THATS WHY THEY CALL IT THE DUEL, by Moojieba

Sung by Obi-Wan

You wished us away,
betrayed us so you could live forever
Between you and me I could honestly say
that we got a few things we need to settle

And while You were away
At the temple, killing the Jedi inside
And it won't be long before the rest of us run
But I got to deal with you, before I can safely hide

And I guess that's why they call this THE Duel
You've got one hand, thanks to count Dooku
Now we're surfing over the lava
That flows under, Mustafar
fighting for an hour
And I guess that's why they call this THE duel

I chased you through space
After Padme died by your hand
You forgot how much you loved her
how she was soft and smooth, not like sand

So You murdered your girl
Mace Windu, and the Jedi whelps
I really thought I could train you
as well as Yoda trained myself....

And I guess that's why they call this THE Duel
You've got one hand, thanks to count Dooku
Now we're surfing over the lava
That flows under, Mustafar
fighting for an hour
And I guess that's why they call this THE duel

 

'Pabs' to the tune of 'Maps' by The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Post notes
He's our spy
E-chats
He'll say say say he'll
Say say say he'll
Say say say he'll
Say say say he'll
Say say say..
Just wait.

Pabs...........
You don't love you like we love you
You're great.
They don't tell us like you tell us
Pabs...........
We wait.
You don't love you like we love you

GL
Won't stray
Well his canon's
Your canon
You'll see in May

Updates
Every week
Oh say say say
He'll say say say..
Just wait.

Pabs...........
You don't love you like we love you
We wait.
They don't tell us like you tell us
Pabs...........
We wait.
They don't tell us like you tell us
We wait.
They don't tell us like you tell us
Pabs...........
You're great.
They don't tell us like you tell us

We wait.
You don't love you like we love you
We wait.
You don't love you like we love you
Pabs...........
We wait.
They don't tell us like you tell us
We wait.
They don't tell us like you tell us
Pabs...........
You're great.
You don't love you like we love you

PabawanPabawanPabawanPabawanPabawanPabawanPabawan
Pabs.

 

Thrash Metal maniacs rejoice.

Slayer - Fight Till Death

Obiwan and Anakin clash once more to the end
Jedi warriors above with the power to kill descend

Militia of clone troops of hate .... march to the
dark side, soldiers of hell, veterans of death arise

Prepare for attack
Anakin's body will burn
Endless war
There's no return
Prepare for attack
Death will arrive
Your orders are clear
No way to hide
Fight till death

Falling into the mountain of lava overtakes
Obiwan the assassin destroys .... but you escape

Anakin reborn unleashes his destruction on man
Reign of Vader is the final command

The dark side is upon the earth
Clouds of terror destroy all hope of Jedi rebirth

 

Slayer - Face The Slayer

Scenario - Anakin is trying to psyc himself before
the big battle with Obiwan .. and he sings to himself.


A dark night, a perfect night
Beneath the mountain of hot lava
You feel the fright, you know I'm near
You never should have come this far
I'm alive, you can't kill me
I will survive eternity

He will fall in the fire and burn his limbs
His heart pounds through the mist filled air
His concentration breaks for me to strike

You've cowered down, you've broken the saber
Now I can see your burning eyes

You see me lift the saber as it plunges through
your Jedi skull

You now begin to panic as you see your chances grow slim

A force too strong for you to fight
Your end I'll see tonight

You think you can destroy me?
You'd better think again
I am eternal terror my quest will never end
I'll trap you in the pit of fire and seal your
battered tomb, your life is just another game
for Anakin's night of doom

 

Moojieba,

Wow, thanks, you guys are all to kind. I have been amazed myself at how good everyone has been in this thread. Tons of of great renditions.

Me, more creative? Nonsense, I bow down to Lord Moojieba. C'mon .... You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon? I woulda never thought of that one.

Only in the last few days have I felt welcome on this board. Thanks again to kenwastinger for the thread.

Darth_Mahn

 

Slayer - Black Magic

Anakin falls to Obiwan and sings to himself.

Cursed
Black magic night
I've been struck down
Down in this Hell
Lava surrounds me day and night
Stricken by the dark force of evil light
The dark force of evil light

Lava
Drenched on my corpse
Burning my eyes
Twisting my mind
Fight to resist the good inside
Captive of the dark side of the force
A force of Palpatine's might

Fighting the lava
Get out I must
Laughing in sorrow
I'm charcoaled tommorow

My strength slips away
Soon I may fall
Victim of bad fortune
My chances grow small
Life slips away
But Palatine comes forth
He takes my hand
And captures my soul

 

Slayer - At Dawn They Sleep

Scenario - Vader writes his first entry into his
diary.

Dear Diary;

Awakened I have become
The light side now slips away
I manipulate your mind
Darkness is my slave

Taste the sins of the dark side
The blood that I so crave
The last thing that you see
Is the hunger in my eyes

I'm an evil creature of the dark side
Nocturnal dark force hiding from the light
Cries screaming out every night
Eagerly awaiting another fight

Jedi in the pits of hell
Death plagues the universe in which they dwell
Demented lust, the secrets they must keep
Addicted to your Jedi blood
At dawn I sleep

 

to the tune of: "Purple Rain" by PRiNCE

I never thought he'd bring balance to tomorrow
I told ya he would just cause us all pain
I knew he couldn't be trained like the others
I only wanted 2 let you see me use my purple blade

Purple blade, purple blade
Purple blade, purple blade

I only wanted 2 let u see me use my purple blade

I never wanted 2 be your weekend warrior
I never wanted 2 be some kind of saint
I never wanted to get zapped by Sith lightening
It's such a shame my life will have to end

Purple blade, purple blade
Purple blade, purple blade

I only wanted 2 let you see me wield the purple blade

Honey, I know, I know, I know times r changing
The time of the Republic is almost thru
That means me 2

U say u want a treaty
But u can't seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better flee it
And let me back u with the purple blade

Purple blade, purple blade Purple blade, purple blade...

I only want 2 let u, only want 2 let u
See my purple blade


Darth_Mahn

 

Excellent, Darth Mahn.

Yeah, this is a pretty friendly thread. I mean, thre's nothing to argue about. We're all just trying to entertain each other - you can't get much more good natured than that

 

to: "Just A Gigolo" by David Lee Roth

I'm just a Sith you know
And everywhere I go
People always hear me comin'
I breathe a little loud
And I stand out in a crowd
That's what they be sayin'

But there will come a day
When lightening passes thru me
And what will they say about me
When the end comes they'll know
I was melted neck to toe
Life was almost out me

I'm just a Sith you know
My tolerance is low
You're in charge now, Captain Needa
My heart and lungs are gone ...
My blood vessels withdrawn
No, I'm not a bleeder

But there will come a day
When lightening will pass thru me
And what will they say about me
When the end comes they'll know
I was melted neck to toe
Life was almost out me, cuz ...

I ... ain't got no body
No body
It melted, I felt it,
Lava burned me, Palp turned me

I'm ... just a head only ...
A head only .. a head only
Won't some maintanence droid come and
Oil my joints please
Cuz I squeek so bad

Bozadee bodzee bop, diddy bop

I ain't got no body
No body .. it melted, I felt it
No body ... head only
I'm .. so sad and lonely (Sad and lonely, sad and lonely)
No body (no body)
No body (no body)
Whiffs (Whiffs)

No body (no body)
No body (no body)
No-body-havin' me

Bozadee bozadee bozadee bop ... ohhhh yeahhhHH!

Darth_Mahn

 

Mahn, that was excellent! I was laughing even before the chorus, and when it hit.... my eyes began to tear.

Kudos to everyone else..... I look forward to your parodies more than spoilers.

 

"Lend a Helping Hand" to the tune of "Lend a Helping Hand" by Good Sam the Samaritan, written and performed by Steve Lindsley.
It's from a Sunday school CD Rom with fun songs and activities. It even has a 3-D animated retelling of Luke's story... awesome!

http://www.sundaysoftware.com/sam.htm

You've fallen and I will help you up
You're beaten, left without a home
You've waited for so very long
For kindness to pass you by

So because of what I believe
I will lift you up, tend to your needs
For you are brothers and sisters of mine
Like The Olive Garden, you are family

You may wonder who I am,
I'm Tion Medon, the helpful alien man
You need me and here I am
I'm your friend to lend a helping hand

Our maker's love, it is so very strong
It leads me to see the need in you
So when I'm unsure of what to do
I let the maker's spirit move right through
And help me know how to care for you

You may wonder who I am,
I'm Tion Medon, the helpful alien man
You need me and here I am
I'm your friend to lend a helping hand
A helping hand, whoa, a helping hand

 

Hi everyone. I've been reading these boards for over a year now and finally decided to register to add my creativity to this thread.

To the tune "Straight Outta Compton" by NWA

Sith With Attitude.
When Darth Maul was killed on Naboo nuthin happened, just another sith dead!

Verse 1 (by Anakin)
Straight outta Coruscant
Crazy muthaf****r named Anakin
My mother died I won't follow Obi-Wan again
Call me Vader
I got a saber
I killed the younglings I'll get Obi-Wan later.
You too boy if you ***k wit me
Padme better not come to Mustafar to get me
Killin Gunray that's how I'm goin out
And the punk Trade Federation I'm showin out.
Jedi start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Cook em up in a pot like gumbo.
Goin off on a Jedi master like that
With a blade that's pointed at your a**
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a slice move
I'll give you more than a little booboo
I got a crime record worse than Dooku
Red lightsabre is the tool
Don't make me act like the mother*****n fool
You and me can go toe to toe, no maybe
Knockin Jedi out the box daily
No weekly, monthly and yearly
Til those light side users see clearly
I'm down with the capital P-A-L-P
Boy you can't ***k with me
So when I'm on your planet you better duck
Cause Vader is crazy as ***k
Luke went to go live with his uncle and aunt
But me, I'm comin straight outta Coruscant.

(Anakin) Yo Palp
(Palpatine)Whassup?
(Anakin) Tell em where you from?

Verse 2 (Palpatine)
I'm comin straight outta Coruscant, another crazy a** sith
Jedi kept me down now I'm pissed
I'm a bad sith master and you know this
But the p***y a** Jedi don't show this
But I don't give a ***k, over them I tower
Came from Naboo, got political power
Just like burgulary the definition is jackin
Under my robes a red sabre I'm packin
Slice up a Jedi in a minute
I see a position of power and yo I'm in it
After Mace was dead I went to a show
Now I gotta deal with Anakin's ho
A crazy A** sith that's it
With Vader and the troopers I'll tear up ****
Darth Sidious controls the blade
I'll carve you up if I don't get paid
I control all security, I make the law
P-A-L-P spells Palp but I'm raw
You see I'm the motherf****n villian
Me and my apprentice are gonna start killin
That's takin place withoout a clue
The jedi discovered me but now they're all through
Look you might take this like a tip
Cause a sith like Sidious is on a darkside trip
Comin straight outta Coruscant

 

The Cult
Love Removal Machine
Jedi Removal Machine

Fell to the Lava
Because she was there
(Uh,Huh Huh)
My darlin' Padme
She got me in fear
(Yeah,Yeah,Yeah)
She said do all those Jedi things you do to me
You know what I mean boy
Do all those things that you do to me arrrgghhhhthhh...

Jedi remover Jedi remover machine
You little Jedi remover Jedi remover machine

Obi Obi Obi Obi Obi, I fell from the slope
I'll have my revenge, in A New Hope
(Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
Having trouble with my compassion
Hanging over the fire, with a psychotic reaction
(YEEEAAAAHHHHH)

Jedi removal Jedi removal machine
You little force choker, Jedi removal machine
You little Jedi removal machine
Your Paplpy's little Jedi removal machine

Jedi removal Jedi removal machine
You're havin' fun remover, Jedi removal machine
You killed your love , remover
You force choker, Padme removal machine

Look out here he comes
Look out here he comes
Look out here he comes
(YEEEAAAHHH!)

Shake it don't break it Ani
Shake it don't break it Ani
Shake it don't break it Ani

Ani...

 

Ok this is my first attempt so apologies if it sucks. This one's to the tune of "Boom shake the room" by Jazzy Jeff and th freash Prince

Yo back up now and give a Vader room
The fuse is lit and I?m about to boom!!!
Mercy, mercy, mercy me yo
My suit is a cage but when I rage I?m free
Hyped up psyched up ready for brawlin?
The Sith have arrived and the Jedi are fallin?
I see the one I hate ? come here Jedi
I chop off their heads ?cause I?m Vader the bad guy.
Love the anger, love, love the anger
Its because of Padme - I really should thank her!!!
Hey Yoda let?s all get one thing clear
There?s only one reason why I came here

You Jedi in here really want me to tell you what?s up (No!!)
You Jedi in here really want me to tell you what?s up (No!!)
You Jedi in here really want me to tell you what?s up (No!!)

I came here tonight to see the temple go

Boom shake shake blast ka-boom
Boom shake shake blast ka-boom
Boom shake shake blast ka-boom

Tick tick tick boom!!!!!

Hey Sith are you ready for me yet? (Pump it up Darth)
Hey Sith are you ready for me yet? (Pump it up Darth)
Hey Sith are you ready for me yet? (Pump it up Darth)

Well here I go, here I go here I go a go ? Whoah!!!

Run down the aisles when the Darth steps to it
Get out my thermal detenator and then I threw it
Turned round the corner ?cause I knew it was a good throw
How did I know because the Jedi went ?NOOOOOOO!!!!!!?
In response to the way I was kickin? it
Smooth and indivudal
Suit ? black and original
Hey, I?m a machine now and this is my dark side
I am the driver and you?re on the Sith Ride

So Sidious (yeah!!)
Ya?ll with me? (yeah!)
So Sidious (yeah!!)
Ya?ll with me? (yeah!)

Why don?t you tell Yoda what you wanna do?
You wanna kill, maim, slash, fry, kill yoooooooou!!!!
That?s right yo and Vader?s in the flow
You better start runnin? because I?m a bad mo fo
I want everyone in the place to know
I came here tonight to see the younglings go

Boom shake shake blast ka-boom
Boom shake shake blast ka-boom
Boom shake shake blast ka-boom

Tick tick tick boom!!!!!

The End.