Spaceballs-The Ultimate Sci-Fi Spoof

I love this movie great stuff

" How many a**holes we have on this ship?!?!"


All the crew "YO!!"

" Can't believe this i'm surronded by a**holes! KEEP FIRING A**HOLES!!" hahahaha very funny.

 

I agree with Bubba and Mastadge, it's a good quotable movie, but it doesn't come close to Young Frankenstein or The Producers

"You see Lonestar, evil will always triumph over good... because good is dumb."

 

I also agree that its not Brooks' best movie but its sure is fun. To me his best movie would either be Young Frankenstein or Blazing Saddles.

 

"You fools! You've captured their stunt doubles!"
"No more 'Virgin Alarm'!"

 

"Hey! Those are the guys that stole our uniforms!"

"Yeah, and beat the **** out of us too!"
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"What are ya doin'?"

"Scanning."

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"Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gaaaaal.
Send me a kiss by wire, baby my hearts on fiiiiiire.
If you refuse me honey ya lose me then you'll be left alone, so baby telephone and tell me I'm your ooooooooooooown."

 

"You are my cousin's brother's sister's former roommate."
"So what's that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become."



"What did that guy order?"
"The special."
"I ordered the special! Change my order to soup!"
"Good move."

 

I LOVE that film, I can't pick of favourite of Mel Brooks.

"I'm your father's brother's nephew's cousin's formar room mate."

"What does that make us?"

"Absolutly nothing!"

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"What the hell are you doin'?"

"The Vulcan Neck Pinch."

"No, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck."

"Like this?"

"Yeah." (falls down unconscious)

 

How about the really great:

Zircon: This is Spaceball Commanderette Zircon speaking, we have a message for you.
Skroob: Yes Commanderette, go ahead.
Zircon: Lord Helmet has called and has informed us that the Princess' vehicle is in sight.
Skroob: OK, I'll be down Immeadiatly.
Zircon: Shall I have Snotty beam you down sir?
Skroob: I don't know about this beaming thing, is it safe?
Zircon: Oh yes sir, Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was Wonderful.
Skroob: Alright, I'll give it a try. What the hell, it works on Star Trek.
Walks Over and stands on pad.
Zircon: Snotty, beam him down.
Zap.
Snotty: Great Beasties, look at his head.
Zircon: It's on Backwards!
Skroob: This is terrible, do something. Wait, why did nobody tell me my ass was so big!
Snotty: There seems to be a problem with the interlocking system, hold on, I'll try to reverse the beam. Lock 1, Lock 2, Lock 3, Loch Lomond!

 

lol!

 

And then it turns out he was right next door and he just walks in! That's so great!

 

hehe...