Star Wars EP IV: A New Hope (UK FF Stylee)

What the FECK are you guys doing??

 

1storm trooper: hes in a bit of a huff
2storm trooper: i heard he broke a nail this morning

 

(Feck)

 

Stormtrooper whispers to other stormtrooper..

Oooh thats gotta hurt

 

Consular ship where's the bleedin' ambassador? Right... *snick as the Rebel Officer's throat is squeezed*..

(To Imperial Officer): Find that dozy bint with the buns and bring her hear...

 

The stormtroopers scurry into the subhallways.

 

vrootbeeptootbeepbeeptootwhistlebeeptootpop
(come on you gert tart, i aint waitng for you)

 

R2 honey ...where are we going??

You can't get into that escape pod...

R2 get out of the escape Pod!!!

 

Hah, those troopers are stupdier than those people who post in communications!!!

//picks of a trooper with a deadly accurate shot to his groin. 1 - nil to the girls.

 

Stormtrooper: Ooop..that trollop has hit me in the tackle

 

whinebuzzzfartpoptootbeepbeepbeepwooopopspurtblangkerpowyipee
(i dont care if its not a convertable, get in, of all the moaning droids, i get lumbered with you.)

 

She starts to run but is felled by a paralyzing ray. The troopers inspect her inert body

 

Hah, you lot will never get me. I am invisible to you in this dark hallway cause I am wearing all white......Oh ***t.

 

Artoo isn't happy with Threepio's stubbornness, and he beeps and twangs angrily.

A new explosion, this time very close, sends dust and debris through the narrow subhallway. Flames lick at Threepio and,
after a flurry of electronic swearing from Artoo, the lanky robot jumps into the lifepod.

 

1stormtrooper: ohh, white doesnt suit her
2stormtrooper: pale blue or a nice buffed tope

 

vrootbeeptootbeepbeeptootwhistlebeeptootpop
(no you cant drive, and move the arm or loose it buddy)

 

2nd stormtrooper:

Nice shoes though

 

1stormtrooper: she need a training bra

 

// I may be paralysed but I can feel and hear all that they are saying. Oooh, actually that felt nice. I bet I look like I have two peanuts stuffed down my top....No focus, the Plants are all that matters. these guys are scum. But I do like a bad boy.....

 

On the main viewscreen, the lifepod carrying the robots speeds away from the stricken UK FF-rebel spacecraft.

 

Imperial Gunner:

//snoring

 

hey pa, kin i shoot it?

 

CHIEF PILOT: There goes another one....phew...thats a cracker...

JC-IMPERIAL OFFICER: Aw man, you gotta stop having vindaloo for lunch...your farts are rife...

 

no jed that thar be ya cousins scoot

 

C3PO to R2 while looking out of the pod at the damage

Does my bum look big in this???