ST Star Wars Episode IX Trailer!

Im just gonna watch it online.
Dont know if we even get those games broadcast in Australia.

I dont watch sport anyway... Im lazy.

And coincidentally I will be on holiday in the Eastern states.
So internet it is.

 

I'll go what I always do. Set my alarm for about 2:15am (hopefully just before half time), load up YouTube on my PC and TV to get ready, then come here to find out how close to half time it really is and watch the boards crash as we get close.

 

I'll wait for the reaction videos on youtube.

 

Here's Ric Ollie thinking really hard about whether or not he should predict that the trailer will be released on October 21:



Nah. Not 100% confirmed yet. Will wait for starwars.com to announce it before saying anything.

 

I don't get football or soccerkickityballfutbols either way, but guess at least football has cool high-octane collisions and headbutting. And less flopping on the ground crying over a light bump.

But yeah, guess if someone's gonna stick it out to watch the trailer live, it's worth sitting through either. It'll probably end up online right afterward though, might want to save yourself the hour-or-so of waiting for it on the televizzles.

 

- What are you trying to tell me? That I can watch the new trailer?
- No. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

 

Wrong series, bub.

 

''The release date is with you, The Rise of Skywalker. But you are not a trailer yet.''

 

Bravo, that’s the best yet haha

 

Solo: "Hey, what's going on with the trailer? C'mon, show it to me"
Leia: "I... I can't show it to you."
Solo: "Could you show Luke, is that who you could show it to!?!?"

 

I never understood this scene. How did Maul establish a trace if they never replied to the distress call?


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- "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your trailer."

- "He told me enough! He told me you are going to release it on October 21st!"​

- "No. The trailer was cancelled."

 

Anakin: Are you a trailer?
Padme: What?
Anakin: A trailer. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.
Padme: You're a funny little boy. That doesn't make any sense.
*Anakin runs away crying*

 

Our Monday Night Football game is correct except.....no Trailer
What? Where is it?
That's what I'm trying to tell you kid, it ain't there. It's been totally blown away.
What? How?
Destroyed by the Mouse House!.

 

For over a thousand generations, the Rumors were the guardians of information and discussion about The Rise of Skywalker. Those were the dark times... before the trailer.

 

" A trailer is a commercial advertisement for a feature film that will be exhibited in the future at a cinema, the result of creative and technical work."

 

Luke: What is it?
C-3PO: I'm afraid I'm not quite sure, sir. He says "I found it", and keeps repeating, "It's here."
Luke: Well, what... what has he found?
C-3PO: The final trailer for The Rise of Skywalker.
Luke: The trailer? It's here?
Han: Trailer? What's going on?
C-3PO: Level five. Detention block AA-23. I'm afraid it's scheduled to be destroyed.
Luke: Oh, no! We've got to do something.
Han: What are you talking about?
Luke: I… don’t know.

 

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After the trailer is released (and doesn't feature Luke):
Han: "I'm sure Luke's still in the movie..."
Leia: "He is, I can feel it"
Han: "You love him, don't you?"
Leia: "Well, yes!"
Han: "Alright, I understand. When the movie premiers, I won't get in the way on the red carpet"
Leia: "It's not like that at all.....He's my co-star"

 

or

 

Kylo: Tell me about the trailer.
Rey: It's a 2-minute preview of the movie that shows selected scenes in an attempt to build excitement--
Kylo: It's the last trailer for the saga films. We have the rest, recovered from the archives of YouTube. We need the last one. And somehow, YOU convinced Lucasfilm to show it to you. You, a scavenger. You know I can take whatever I want. . . . .You're so stressed, so afraid to leak. At night, desperate to sleep...you imagine the premiere. I see it - I see the red carpet. And George Lucas. You feel like he's the father you never had. He would've disappointed you.
Rey: Get out of my head!
Kylo: I know you've seen the trailer. It's in there...and now you'll give it to me. Don't be afraid. I'm in it too.
Rey: I'm not giving you anything
Kylo: We'll see.
Rey: You. You're afraid...that The Rise of Skywalker will never be as good as Return of the Jedi!

 

I'm guessing it was already too late once they listened to the transmission. Or Jar Jar responded off camera.

Mesa Jar Jar Binks; mesa returnin yousa call.

 

I have to say, this thread's last few days are the most fun I've had on this site since the birth of the Legend of Raddus.

 

Sir! We're detecting a massive trailer emerging on Monday Night Football!