star wars gangsta rap

Does anyone know the lyrics to the star wars gangsta rap or a website where i can find them? If you haven't heard of this killer song it's on atomfilms.com

 

Oh man, I love that vid!

Here's the lyrics...

Spoken Intro

Emperor: It's not the east or the west side...
Vader: No it's not!
Emperor: It's not the north or the south side...
Vader: No it's not!
Emperor: It's the Dark Side...
Vader: You are correct!
Emperor: Can't front on the Empire; to all you Vader haters out there: we'll blow your planet up!

Verse 1

Vader: What is thy bidding my master?
Emperor: It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after.
Vader: But if he could be turned to the Dark Side...
Emperor: Yes, he'd be a powerful ally... another Dark Jedi...
Vader: He will join us or die. We got Death Star! (repeat 7 times)
Stormtroopers (echoing Vader): Death Star! (repeat 7 times)
Vader: And you know that we got it... (repeat once)
Stormtroopers: Death Star! (repeat once)
Spoken Interlude

Uncle Owen: Luke! Get yer' ass over here right now. Quit monkeyin' around with that damn landspeeder. Where are dem two droids I asked ya ta clean boy? Did'ya clean yer' room?!

Verse 2

Luke: Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation. I cleaned the droids: can I go to the Tosche Station? I've got a layaway on a power converter, but now you're treatin' me like a scruffy nerf-herder.
Ghost Obi-Wan: Luke! Use the force and run... run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah. (repeat once)
Yoda: I'm Yoda, I'm a soldja. I mold ya then fold ya, I thought I told ya. Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes once the X-Wing rise.
Luke: Yoda, why you bein' a playa hata? You know that I still must confront Lord Vader.
Yoda: But Luke, not ready are you...
Luke: But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin' my crew. A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do, so now Vader: I'm comin' for you!

Spoken Interlude

Luke: Yeah, that's right R2, I just set a new course. We're goin' to Cloud City. (drinks alchoholic beverage) Ahh, that's mighty good gin an' tonic, why don't you mix me up another?

Verse 3

Vader: Impressive, now release your anger! You must have sensed that your friends are in danger.
Luke: Owww! Why'd you slice off my hand?!
Vader: It's imperative that you understand! Obi-Wan would never bother... telling you about your father.
Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
Vader: Then there's something I must reveal then, I'm your father, I'm your father (repeat 3 times).

Outro

Han Solo: Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out! (repeat 4 times) Knock him out the box, Luke.

 

*lmao* I love that song great stuff anyone heard any of the other star wars parodies like "Pretty Fly for a Jedi" "Yoda" "Livin La Vida Yoda" "The Saga Begins" "Fett's Vett" "My Name is Darth Vader" etc?

 

Those are good songs.

I've heard of all of them except "Fett's Vett"


Pretty Fly For A Jedi:

Give it to me Obi, a-ha a-ha!
Give it to me Obi, a-ha a-ha!
Obi-Wan-Kenobi, a-ha a-ha!
And all the wookies say hes pretty fly for a jedi.
Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro, Cinco, Cinco, Sies!

You know its kinda hard waiting for that day in May,
Our searcher think hes cool cuz hell be first in line that day,
Hes not as smart as 3PO what happens when you stop,
But restless Obi-Wan, hes a jedi for our world!

He just cant wait, hes marked that day,
Hes so excited he he might hyperventilate,
Thinks hes in the scene on desert Tatooine,
Its his big day, its his big day!
Dressed in his place for a favour race,
He wants to nail Queen Amadela up in outer-space,
Hes Obi-Wan-Kenobi so,
Hey hey do that jedi thing!

Give it to me Obi, a-ha a-ha!
Give it to me Obi, a-ha a-ha!
Obi-Wan-Kenobi, a-ha a-ha!
And all the wookies say hes pretty fly for a jedi!

First there was Darth Vader, and now theres Darth Maul,
But hed be happy playing with the Jar-Jar big stall,
He fights the evil empire, completed Yodas task,
Hes looking for another chick that kick up it his ass!

He just cant wait, hes marked that day,
Hes so excited he he might hyperventilate,
Thinks hes in the scene on desert Tatooine,
Its his big day, its his big day!
Dressed in his place for a favour race,
He wants to nailplay it on the dollar looking at his face,
Hes Obi-Wan-Kenobi so,
Hey hey do that jedi thing!


My Name Is Darth Vader:

HI my name is... (What?) my name is (Who?) my name is (tiki tiki)Darth Vader.
HI my name is... (What?) my name is (Who?) my name is (tiki tiki)Darth Vader.
The power, of the dark side.
I have you now.
Don't make medestroy you.
Oh, Impressive.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Indeed,you are powerful.
The emporer has you seat.
HI my name is... (What?) my name is (Who?) my name is (tiki tiki)Darth Vader.
HI my name is... (What?) my name is (Who?) my name is (tiki tiki)Darth Vader.
It is pointless to resist, my son.
I know there's good in you.
Your skills are complete.
He will join us or DIE, master.
HI my name is... (What?) my name is (Who?) my name is (tiki tiki)Darth Vader.
HI my name is... (What?) my name is (Who?) my name is (tiki tiki)Darth Vader.
HI my name is... (What?) my name is (Who?) my name is (tiki tiki)Darth Vader.
HI my name is... (What?) my name is (Who?) my name is (tiki tiki)Darth Vader.

 

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