Tell Sanct about your most recent ownage moment.

Was that one of the Jedi Knight games?

 

A while ago for BattleFIELD 2 (I hadn't played in like four months), me and several teammates were basically pinned down from and attacking enemy that outnumbered us 4-1. It looks like we were losing, when out of nowhere, two friendly hummvees (with gunners) and a LAV came rolling in and pwnt all the attackers.

 

It's a modification for Jedi Knight:Jedi Academy

 

Today I was doing the Coruscant Space battle Skirmish map in EaW and at one point my territory perfectly bisected the map at an angle. Anyways, when it came time to destroy the Rebs I had two Victory Star Destroyers, Admiral Piett, Boba Fett, Darth Vader, and all the TIEs left over from two Acclamators that I had sent to their deaths to make room for Piett, and they had their Space station (I'd guess level 3 but idk Rebel Space station that well) and a Nebulon B frigate and maybe 2 X-wing Squadrons...oh yeah, and Han and Chewie.

 

I was talking about the fact that X-Wings have shields and TIE's don't. But how could you remember all of that?

 

Ah.

 

I made a note so i could brag about my 'impossible' victory here lol

 

Of course. Who wouldn't? Um me.

 

So, just for the heck of it, I was playing EaW, forget which map, but it's not important, and I brought I think 11 TIE Fighter Squadrons, Darth Vader, Boba Fett, maybe 5 TIE Scout Squadrons, and 2 or 3 TIE Bomber Squadrons to destroy my enemy's Space Station. It was glorious.

 

*hikes up pant legs* Boy, it's getting deep in here.

I still love playing PS2's Hardware Arena Online. My moment of supreme ownage comes in with that particular game.

A n00b came in to the game to challange me in a 1-on-1. I went the entire time without getting fragged once, but averaged at least one frag on him every minute. He even tried to vote me off in his frustration.

So, at any rate, if anyone still has and plays HAO, gimme a PM and maybe we can set something up to play!

 

This isn't really an ownage moment but: Once I was playing Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds and I created a skirmish on Zaloriis. I was the Rebel Alliance (pretending to be the New Republic) against the Galactic Empire (pretending that they were the Imperial Renment) and I was making my army to attack them when they asked for some resources, so I gave some to him in fear that he will send his army since mine was only half complete. Then later he said, "I will prove my allegience if you give me 100 of each resource." So I did and he became my ally. Weird.

 

SWBF2

A few nights ago I decided to pop this game into the old PS2 and start playing a few maps, I'm in my favorite server. I have played in this server before and their are actually pretty good players in it.

The map is Coruscant, I spawn as a Manga Guard down the long hallway cp, great defencive position and is a vital cp if you want to go cp hopping.

Droids are losing by a good 20 points, and we are down to two cps, I am the only one defending my cp. The droid rocket launcher is pretty devastating, and I always play with my headset on to ''Talk to Everyone.''

I look around the corner down the hall, things don't look good. Our last defender just got killed by a few clones and Mace Windu. I take out the Rocket launcher and spray shots like crazy, getting more ammo when I can and always switching direction to try and confuse the attackers.

Over headset I can hear the clone players saying that their has to be 4 Manga Guards protecting the base, I somehow fight them back and look on my screen, which is asking me if I would like to play as Darth Maul.

I spawn at the same cp and start to turn the tables, pushing forward and taking 2 cps and killing several before I am killed.

The Droids win by 10 points.

Final stats:

NightMare: 173 points (second place had 97)

I won killing spree, public enemy, and survivalist.

 

That reminds me of this one time me and my friend were playing a co-op Galactic Conquest in BF1 on the hardest setting (which is so disgustingly easy we had to settle for surrendering every battle until we were on Hoth/Endor/Kamino and fighting back the enemy from there just for some challenge) and we were on Naboo. We were down to one point and the Imps had maybe 40 points left, so we both hop into those nifty Rebel Tanks (I missed them in BF2) and layed waste. We won.

 

Two days ago I was playing Galactic Conquest as the Republic in Battlefront 1. I was on the edge of victory, fighting on Geonosis as the last battleground. My team was utterly wiped out. I was the last man alive, sitting in a gunship. I flew back to my last remaning command post, the one that is un-convertable, and can only be destroyed. Just then, an AT-TE respawned. So I get in this thing, and successfully defend the post against one hundred and one CIS droids, including two spider walkers. If that isn't ownage, I don't know what is.

 

Halo 2 Mulitiplayer.

For those of you who play it was on the Headlong map. CTF, me vs 3 others.
I run along the bar in the middle, get the flag from red's and jump back onto the bar...But miss and fall down to the bottom. Two team members come along in a Worthog and jump out and start shooting me. I have the flag and own them to the ground. The next one comes along and starts shooting me with the Sniper rifile, I drop the flag and get out my Battle rifle out and kill him in one shot.

Another time in Lockout there were a bunch of people trying to snipe me so I get the Rocket Launcher and get

Killtacular.

 

I think they should call it a Puma.

 

You just made that up.

 

What, who me? Watch Red vs. Blue and you'll know what I'm talking about. http://www.redvsblue.com I reccomend getting the DVD's if your computer is slow or just doesn't have the right stuff to run it. Oh, wait you mean him. Yeah "I took out my battle rifle and killed him in one shot," not possible.

 

Um yeah it is if shields are off. And by one shot I mean one pull of the trigger, so on the battle rifle that would be like three shots. OH and BTW during that game the shields were off and the kill was a headshot.

 

Sarge-What in Sam hell is a puma?

Simmons-Uh,you mean like the shoe company?

Griff-No,like a puma.It's a big cat,like a lion.

Sarge-you're makin' that up

Griff-I'm telling you,it's a real animal.

That's what I was refering to

 

Oh right! I love Red vs. Blue. My friends say I'm like Church or Griff. That's one of my favorite arguments they have. That and when Doc gets posessed by Omali.

"But why Warthog?"-Griff
"You see these up here, they look like tusks. Now do you know any other animal that has tusks?"-Sarge
"A walrus."-Griff
"I thought I told you to stop making up imaginary creatures, now are you done?"-Sarge
"Yes sir."-Griff
"Are you sure? Your sure you don't want to call it the unicorn?"-Sarge
"No I'm fine."-Griff
"Hey Simmons, whats that lizard in Mexico, eats all the goats?"-Sarge
"That would be the Chucabra sir."-Simmons
"Yeah, Griff, Chupathingy how about that?"-Sarge

 

Duh, forgot about the head-shot thing. Right, sorry.

 

In that case, I find it hard to believe that two guys would charge you in a warthog, get out, and start shooting you, but still die. And that better have been a driver and passenger because a gunner would have no problem taking you down.

 

Yesterday, I was playing HALO for PC again. One Flag on Infinity. Eight on eight. I went to the middle bridges and got a sniper rifle. Forty-four kills, one flag capture, and no deaths.