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Mini Series The 1000 things we have learned from the acolyte

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV- Completed Shows' started by Jedi Knight Fett, May 31, 2024.

  1. Swashbucklingjedi

    Swashbucklingjedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    93. Bad jedi don't let sith murder jedi in peace.
     
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  2. ShayaLothal

    ShayaLothal Jedi Knight star 3

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    93.
    Jecki would have become a really powerful Jedi Knight one day if it wasn’t for Qimir
     
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  3. Jedi Master Frizzy

    Jedi Master Frizzy Force Ghost star 7

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    94.
    Jecki Lon would be the next Ahsoka Tano if not for getting knifed.
     
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  4. darth_of_denmark

    darth_of_denmark Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    95. Sol's got a secret
     
  5. Blobofat

    Blobofat Chosen One star 8

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    • 96. If being a Sith fails, one can always consider becoming a lumberjack.
     
  6. Sarge

    Sarge 2x Wacky Wednesday winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    97. Three shall be the fatal number of stabs, and the fatal number of stabs shall be three. Twice shalt thou not stab, save that thou then go on to three. Four times shalt thou not stab. Five is right out.
     
  7. RokurGepta

    RokurGepta Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    98.
    Jecki was not Lon for this world :_|
     
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  8. darth_of_denmark

    darth_of_denmark Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    You are giving me serious Life of Brian vibes :D
     
  9. The4thSniporr

    The4thSniporr Jedi Master star 1

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    99.
    How to kill a Jedi without a weapon (you use THESE GUNS)
     
  10. DannyD

    DannyD Jedi Master star 4

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    100. Action scenes can be done well. Very well.
     
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  11. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    101. Never underestimate a Tynnan!
     
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  12. TheSithApologetic

    TheSithApologetic Jedi Knight star 2

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    102.
    Qimir enjoys making Sithkabobs.
     
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  13. Bibliora

    Bibliora Jedi Knight star 3

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    Holy Grail and the Holy Hand Grenade.
    It seems being stabbed by a lightsaber can kill you.
     
  14. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Chosen One star 8

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    104. If your stoner potion maker buddy is quoting Sith dogma at you maybe look a bit deeper into his resume
     
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  15. Sproj

    Sproj Jedi Master star 4

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    105. Three strikes and you’re out
     
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  16. darth_of_denmark

    darth_of_denmark Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    lol! I wrote that comment about Life of brian the other day, today Facebook shows me Life of Brian related content...
     
  17. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 8

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    106. Qimir set a new definition of breakneck.
     
  18. Django Fett

    Django Fett Force Ghost star 5

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    107.

    Kelnacca ****s in the woods
     
  19. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 8

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    There’s no place like it.
     
  20. Clone8looper

    Clone8looper Jedi Knight star 2

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    108. Sabre hilts be thicc y’all.
     
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  21. King_of_Red_Lions

    King_of_Red_Lions Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    109. If you can’t get an appointment at the barber shop, DIY with a lightsaber.
     
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  22. ShayaLothal

    ShayaLothal Jedi Knight star 3

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    110. Qimir did not skip arm day at the local Sith gym
     
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  23. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 8

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    111. Trees that are cut down on Khofar fall down in the opposite direction than normal.
     
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  24. Sproj

    Sproj Jedi Master star 4

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    112. The only way to beat a Sith is to attach something to their back that they can't reach or apparently use the force to remove, therefore Homer Simpson was a Sith:
    [​IMG]
     
  25. Foreign32567

    Foreign32567 Jedi Master star 4

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    113. Trees are good for censoring decapitation.
     
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