The Bashers' Sanctuary Strikes Back

DrEvazan, you obviously can't handle your champagne; it makes you break out in awful puns that would be to corny to put in a Carry On film!




Wow, champagne really makes me type fast! Must remember this when I go back to Uni in September!

 

Dr E,

You should be ashamed of yourself! You know Durwood's only an apprentice!

Jen-X,

Hey, watch where you're waving the champagne! My Jedi robes are made of silk and it'll stain!

Lady Sami

 

Must.Hold.Champagne.Closer.To.Mouth.To.Prevent.Staining.Jedi.Robes.


And, Hey! Stop picking on Durwood, you mean bashers!!!

**Hugs Durwood**

What's a "Durwood" anyway? Is it your name? A place? Some obscure SW character?

I need to know!

 

JenX, I don't know exactly when the Sanctuary will be reopened. All I know is that it will be tonight (USA time). I'm looking forward to it!

 

Jen X-
<----LOTR and Matrix fan (I've seen MR four times now, love it to pieces..

Reloaded is incredible, I love it, and I appreciate M1 even more after watching Reloaded.

Plus - I adore Trinity, she's like Emma Peel, Leia and Ripley all rolled into one. Ohh - a Goddess!


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Oh man, I'm in England! It's like... 3:00 am over here! I'm having to drink this stuff really quickly cos it's boiling hot over here and warm champagne is nasty!


This is torture!!

 

So which version of the Sanctuary is this?

The 2nd?

How many pages did the other one reach?
Why was it closed?

"The Sanctuary is older than you know...."

"At midnight tonight there will be a shift change....."

"Only the One can open the door...."

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Duuude! This is seriously giving me a bad feeling.... how are we to know someone didn't hack into Binary's account and this isn't a big trap?!

 

Jen-X,

Warm champagne? That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

10 extra basher points to the basher who can name the movie and the character who says the line!

Lady Sami

 

What's a "Durwood" anyway?

Wait a sec'... is that a "Bewitched" reference??

 

"Warm champagne? That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"

That would be James Bond having a fuddy-duddy moment in Goldfinger, I believe.

 

Patrick,

That would be my guess, yes. Darrin was always being called "Durwood" by Endora, his witchy mother-in-law!

But, let's see what Durwood says. BTW, what does your user ID mean?

Lady Sami

 

MY user ID? Which bit, my name, or my signature line?

 

And so, it is my sorry duty to close this current Sanctuary. It has been an excellent thread, and has built a strong community with few equals on these boards.

I would like to do a few parting credits, by popular request:

<center>

<h3>The Basher's Sanctuary Strikes Back</h3>

Written and Directed by

<b>BinarySunset</b>
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Based on a story by

<b>George Lucas</b>

and

<b>Rick McCallum</b>
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With no blame whatsoever going to

<b>Gary Kurtz</b>
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Starring

<b>BinarySunsent
Darth-Stryphe
hawk
Quixotic-Sith
gezvader
PatrickRussell
stonejedi
Daughter_Of_TheForce
Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi
Loco_for_Lucas
Punisher
Rebel_Scumb
DrEvanzan
JenX
CeeJay
TheAnointedOne
JohnWilliams00
yodaschum
VCT
Durwood
Go-Mer-Tonic
George15
strilo
SomeRandomNerd
Malthus
Rabid_Balding_Ewok
Oakessteve
TadjiStation
Elfstar
slavegirl</b>
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With guest appearances by

<b>Too many folks to list here</b>
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Soundtrack available in local record stores

Featuring:

<b>"The Phantom Edit"

by

TrueJedi</b>
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and

<b>"The Characterization Sucked"

by

Quixotic-Sith</b>
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and

<b>"The Acting Was Wooden"

by

Pretty much everyone</b>
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and

<b>"Movie (x) was better than TPM"

by

Pretty much everyone</b>
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and

<b>"***** ALL YOU BASHERS"

by

Various and sundry trolls</b>
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<b>(c) 2003
Copyright 2003</b>
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<b><font face="Arial, Garamond, Times" color="blue">"I love you, Bashers Sanctuary"</font>

<font face="Arial, Garamond, Times" color="green">"I know."</font></b>

</center>

See y'all on the flipside.

 

Back, with a vengeance!

 

Er, kinda. The thread is re-opened, but it isn't appearing at the top of the forum.

 

It is now!

 

I love it that the old Sanctuary is back in buisness. I wonder how many will come back and say Hi?

 

Have the gushers really gotten so bad that this place is necessary again?

 

Yes.

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And for reopening? YESSS!!
I lurked for years following the original Sanctuary, and then TBSSB.
Guaranteed that Go-Mer-Tonic, ShaneP (and maybe even Stryfe) stops by at least one more time.

And what ever happened to Hawk and Ree Yees?

"This will be a day long remembered by the Bash-Empire."

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I'm soo excited by this that I forgot to bash something!

 

Sorry 4 the double, but I'm shocked Strilo still hasn't edited out the bait. Even if it is over a hundred years old.




Kidding.

 

Yay! Might keep things quiet in Saga for a bit

 

SSS you are a funny son of a gun...

 

In case of students, historians or researchers of internet film forums, some scraps of the titanomachia are archived.

http://officialtpmbashersboard40038.yuku.com/forums/8/t/Scrapbook.html?page=23

 

Well I woke up this morning and had breakfast. I showered and dressed for work and...

...oh sorry wrong thread.

Basher's Sanctuary? Never heard of it.




Are my eyes deceiving me? Is this the actual sanctuary open for business or some overdone CG illusion from the prequels that moves unnaturally and for no good reason?

This must be some leftover digital projection from AOTC.