The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!

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No dude... Thank you....


ahby!

 

Hello Master Space Windu.

Space Windu: this party is just startin!

 

Mornin' Anima...

Man... crazy week in the fantasy football... I got beat again (of course).


I think I'll spend my last day as VC with a keg of Pabst and hand down ridiculous decrees that can be nullified later...

Man, the pic Derik made for me is too cool... I wish I looked like that in real life... well... I do, but you know what I mean.... hehe...

ahby!

 

Its like the last day of school, if i can remeber back that far, you dont do anything and it means nothing, but they make u go anyway

That is a really cool pic

enjoy your retirement...

 

"Thank you Mr. Acavano."


"No, no...Thank YOU, Mr. Acavano."



Wise Guys...great movie...



**runs off for the BD**

 

Yessss....from the bowels of Beru I have emerged!

Yesterday was a day long remember here at the evil red for Production was sped up to hyperspeed and I was trapped in the middle.

But today i will make it a blue one no matter how red it gets here....

By the Rye I vote for.... A Caller-ID Box in teh Battle Dome because it has help me eluded many a bill collectors and pyscho ex-girfriends and stalking obsesive fans who always pm me with "fatal attraction" type messages (yes I mean you Lurker )


AHBY!

 

as much as I like the Caller ID box...



I am voting for Biff, simply because of the women in his life.

 

Gotta go with Biff

 

Nomis - don't act like you don't like it

 

Yes Mistress Lurker (licks her boots)

 

Whoa licking of boots in the mansion...how perverse. I like it.


I gotta go with the Caller ID Box...not gonna lie how useful that is.




Another long day of work ahead of me. Fun.


Ahby!

 

Hey Nomis..... Thanks for the props on my fire monk monkey pic in that 3SA thread that just got locked.


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Don't ask, it was a pretty silly concept...



Hi Lurker! Long time no see...


ahby!

 

Hey Space (cheeky) Monkey I always think that a good cheeky work of art deserves a pat on the bum....oops..I mean back.

 

heya space - you'll prolly be seeing more of me now that you'll be hangin out in teh hermit's cave

 

I'm confused as well by that pic Jon. Oh well.


Hello Lurky...long time, no talk...well maybe not that long ago.

 

Nomis touched my bum, Nomis touched my bum, Nomis touched by bum!!!!!



oooh... does that mean you hang out in the Hermit Cave too, Lurk?

Yaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!




ahby!


edit: Hey Herb That pic was a joke about a thread in the 3SA that Nomis and I were looking at.... Something to do with "Fire Monks" rescuing Anakin or something... Pay it no mind

 

Hey Jon, I figured that as much. So how's the last day being the Lame Duck going so far? Hehe.


Head colds = Beru's revenge for my drinking habits.



Ahby!

 

That pic was a joke about a thread in the 3SA that Nomis and I were looking at.... Something to do with "Fire Monks" rescuing Anakin or something... Pay it no mind

Yeah those Spoilers boards are always full of wild cazy out there threads about the new upcoming SWs movies that gets lock and is quickly forgotten.

I remember back in the AOTC spoiler days that someone said that Yoda would turn BLUE in EPIII and he is a mutant living only off a leaf and berries, I mean, c'mon...whatever happen to that idea......wait a minute.......uh......oh.....ohhhhhh....oops........nevermind.

 

herbie - i just talked to you on your birthday - but you prolly dont remember that - lush

 

Hi, I am crazy.

 

Herb.... My last day as "Lame Duck" VC is quite lovely...

Expect a speech later today......


as for the term "lame duck"... for those that don't know... (I got a pm asking what it meant the other day, btw)... It refers to the last part of an elected official's term of office....

Example: After Bush was declared the new president of the US, Clinton was still in office until Bush was innaugurated.... This was Clinton's "lame duck" period... Get it?



Yeah Nomis... whatever happened to that crazy theory about Yoda or somesuch... That thread would have been locked in twenty minutes these days...



Hey Nirvana..... you nut.....

ahby!

 

Oh I remember talking to you Lurky. I was just having a few too many of the "Old Gaffer's Home Brew"


Heya Nirvana good to see you again. And I think we're all crazy by now.



Speech! Speech! And I don't want you putting on some ring and disappearing Jon. Hehe.

 

You tend to be, after years at this place.

 

//Takes off Chicago style pizza foam hat and stares at a poster of Paris Hilton ashamed of his once proud Chicago Bears.

Space I had a speech prepared....but it was for if I won the lottery so it really doesn't apply to your retirement.

//Carly Simon's Nobody Does it Better starts playing in the background.

I would just like to take a look back at your career and remember my first unofficial task assigned by you. It was monkey!


I want you to write a short story about Blue Yoda taking a trip to the local liquor store......
the catch is this..... you have to replace every verb with the word "monkey". SPACEMONKEY20

Blue Yoda was monkey home late Friday night. The stick and the leaf were both going to monkey Spiderman with the berry. Yoda was like, "Monkey that noise, home I monkey, thank you for monkey." Yoda monkey them to monkey ahead, he would monkey home and "monkey" quote unquote. The Stick and the Leaf monkey, "Cool bro, monkey ya later!" Yoda monkey the stick, the leaf, and the berry, were monkey monkey said, "Home to early, you must not monkey." When the three got outside, Berry was like, "Dudes? Do you monkey master blue Yoda is monkey a chick over?" Stick was like, "Are you monkey man, he's like 900 freakin' years old, who would be monkey over Bee Arthur?" They all monkey as they monkey to the movie.

Blue Yoda, now frantic monkey in the shower, monkey on his best robes and monkey the hut. He was monkey a special lady over. He monkey the fridge and to his surprise, there was no wine, and even worse, no Papst for the lady. Stick, Berry and Leaf monkey his whole stockpile. Panicked, Yoda monkey on his bike and monkey it like Kermit the frog did in The Muppet Movie. How did they monkey that by the way, Kermit's leg's monkey freakin' real! Back to the story, Yoda is monkey down the street to the Local Liquor Store. He heads in to monkey some Pabst Blue Ribbon for the lady Yadle. "Drunk I will monkey her." Blue Yoda monkey. Blue Yoda's monkey were clear indeed. Tonight was the night for monkey.