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Was that after Licensed TO ILL?

 

envy got a mod angry by posting stuff about how they were gonna lose and got banned...

nope


what's oct 19? (this date may also hold a special significance for me...)

//ducks any food flying her way due to this question


EDIT: hey ladies!
get fun-kah
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all the ladies in the house
the ladies the ladies

 

October 19 is my wife" bday( writes it on calendar again to remember) and the day Detriot Beats down the Tuna Bunch (dallas cowgirlies)

 

Was that after Licensed TO ILL?

Yeah, It came out in '89-90. When it first came out it as not well recieved but now it's held as a Rap/Hip-Hop/Alternate "Classic".

It was one of the first ablum to sample so many diferent types of music from other artist that they got sued over using a lot of them without permission (Along with DeLa Soul's "Dela Soul is Dead")which is why we have those "sampling" laws today. Great Album.

 

guess ill do the honors

 

Good Morning BYSers...

Having been so busy lately, I hadn't posted this before.... but here is my first two theories...

Theory ? Yoda Falling From the Sky
Once inside a galaxy a monkey found its way into the Star Wars Universe. This monkey, either by chance or by the direction of the Force, became Yoda?s companion on the Jedi Master?s newest adventure. They were cruising above a planet called Dagobah one day, when the monkey saw something. It is not possible to understand a monkeys mind when they are possessed, but he pushed Yoda off of the ship and Yoda fell from the sky. He tumbled through the atmosphere with only his Jedi Robes and stick. The monkey saw his Master fall towards Dagobah and he followed the basic monkey instinct: Monkey see, monkey do. He jumped out of the ship through space after his Master. Yoda used the powers of the force to break his fall, though his stick was a real savior in his landing. The monkey by now realized his mistake: he didn?t have force powers to break his descent. Using his tail as a propeller, he angled himself so that he could use Yoda to break his fall. The fact that Yoda had so little hair is in direct correlation with what follows. From his descent through the atmosphere, the monkey had caught fire and thus when he landed on Yoda a huge explosion resulted from the impact. The monkey was sent flying into the air and landed somewhere in a dark cave nearby. And that is how Yoda came to fall through the sky unto Dagobah.

Theory ? The Leaf
Yoda woke in his new hut on Dagobah. The monkey had disappeared into a dark cave and Yoda had been too lazy to find him. Every morning Yoda would gaze at his complexion in the murky pool outside his hut. ?Handsome, hmm? Sexy, Yes??
Unfortunately this particular morning he had a blemish in the form of a zit. Yoda?s exclamations of horror could be heard echoing through the marshes. He tried to zap it with nearly everything from mud to electricity. His attempts were to no avail, however, the blemish was a nasty one. He began to comb the wetlands of Dagobah for a cure. Yoda started to apply facial masks every night and took long soaks in mud baths. He no longer gazed at his complexion every morning and started to wonder aimlessly through the trees. In depression, Yoda began smoking different tree leaves. In between a huff and puff, he mistakenly smashed a leaf with his hand in frustration and rubbed his sore hand against his head. Voila, the next day when he felt for the monster it had disappeared. The leaf mulch had cleaned up his blemish effortlessly! Had he been able to sell his find he would have made a fortune. But as it was he was content with his cure. Whenever he found an imperfection during his morning sessions gazing at his hot, sexy image, Yoda simply zapped it. As lame as this may seem it is true, simply because Yoda enjoys bungee jumping. If you don?t believe me you should try it some time.

 

good theories Imoen.


Lurky is in sock mode.

 

Excellent theories Imoen

Uhhh...splitting headache...too much consumption of beer last night...feel like Blue Yoda after 4 kegs of Pabst. ?


Ahby

 

Sock mode? why whatever do you mean

 

Weekly Chinese Proverbs:


Confuscious says:

No need to worry! You will always have everything that you need.


Passionate new romance appears in your life when you least expect it.

 

warm woolen socks in wintertime were wonderful to wear


everybody should read this thread


hi Lurky

 

Who Let The Socks OUT!

Somebody needs to do the laundry, the socks have developed minds of their own and are talking out the holes...

 

I assure you that I have no holes.

 

they're short and to the point - gotta love that

if only lurkersbaby was around...

 

The Lurker was late for Lurking in the BYS.

"Lurker!" roared Darth Envy. "Have you got your socks on yet?"

"Yes, Envy," replied Lurker.

"All except one."



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nevermind

 

Nomis that picture is as disturbing as all the others that you have posted.

 

Nomis that picture is as disturbing as all the others that you have posted.

That means I'm regular J.S. .....












..and we all know how Painful it is to be irregular.

"I think it's time we bring out the Dreaded Apparatus " - Sienfield to Krammer.

 

@ Nomis.


I never thought of that.

 

***** A PUBLIC BATHROOM SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE CHIEF OF SECURITY AT THE BLUE YODA SOCIETY *****

Todays's topic: Constipation.
[image=http://www.sla.purdue.edu/academic/fll/JapanProj/FLClipart/Medical/constipation.gif]

Constipation is passage of small amounts of hard, dry bowel movements, usually fewer than three times a week. People who are constipated may find it difficult and painful to have a bowel movement. Other symptoms of constipation include feeling bloated, uncomfortable, and sluggish.

Many people think they are constipated when, in fact, their bowel movements are regular .

For example, some people believe they are constipated, or irregular , if they do not have a bowel movement every day. However, there is no right number of daily or weekly bowel movements. Normal may be three times a day or three times a week depending on the person. In addition, some people naturally have firmer stools than others.

At one time or another almost everyone gets constipated. Poor diet and lack of exercise are usually the causes. In most cases, constipation is temporary and not serious. Understanding causes, prevention, and treatment will help most people find relief.

THIS ENDS OUR PUBLIC BATHROOM SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT

 

Nomis, your genius will only be reliased years form now.

 

Nomis, your genius will only be reliased years form now.

But I'm only a student of the lunacy of Chewy Charmy, D. Bane .

Once the world accepts and understand his Genius then will they know what we of the BYS have already come to know....


That Lunacy and Genius is only one bad bowel movement away.

 

Kramer: If you're referring to what I think you're referring, you can forget it! I''m not doing any...inserting in that area!

 

I felt summoned.

Somebody call?

 

Nomis, your genius will only be reliased years form now.

Agreed.



Damn, Iraq discussion thread!!! We should have a copyright on the three asterisks before and after our thread title. I just glance at the page and I keep clicking on the Iraq thread!!!

Now I have to pay attention when I come to the BYS???