The Fortress *Ladies Only*

Women are scary Female Star wars freaks anyway <---100th post

 

Boo!

 

EEE!!! *runs away*... hey!

 

(threatens TheDarth with a curling iron) watch out!

 

would you believe me if i said that i just said that because of the tv?

 

I'm just gonna leave, I'll just rest inour tree house which I'd say is relatively safe seeing as how if you just crack your knuckles[does so and disappears]

 

*slaps Princess1 and takes Legolas back*

Listen to me, and listen carefully. Legolas is MINE. Everyone knows it. And you, of all people, will not take my man away from me!!!

*sits on Legolas's lap and twirls his hair between her fingers*

He's given his life over to me. Kirk may beat him up and try to castrate him, but he will always belong to ME.

 

Princess, I'd stay away from Legolas if I were you. Fruity's a little possesive.

Strider, *sigh*

 

[takes deep breaths in and out]

Fruity...my dear, *sweet* sister...[smiles chillingly]

I came here to back u up on the Legolas fiasco - that's what sisters do after all - but what should I see on page 6, but you adding an inappropriete member to your 'harem'.

Can anyone guess who this 'inappropriete member' is?

[grits teeth] for everyone knows that HE BELONGS TO ME.

Let me repeat it for those who don't yet know;



OBI IS COMPLETELY, UTTERLY, AND NON-NEGOTIABLY MINE - OUTSIDE OF FICDOM



[glares at little sis]
You WILL NOT touch him without my permission.
You WILL NOT be underdressed in any way in his presence.
You WILL NOT *breathe* on him, or otherwise attempt to claim him...
AND ON PAIN OF LIVING DEATH; YOU WILL NOT HAVE HIM IN YOUR HAREM.


I attacked Kirk for harming MY Obi...and I will attack you too.
Which reminds me...[smiles grimly at Big Bro] I know u're prob lurking here, so get this straight; u can maul, or damage Legolas in any way u wish - that's Fruits' prob - but touch Obi and ur hands will be removed.

[glares icely at Siblings] Micha...ditto to you, sis.

[calms down slightly]

so ppl... what's up? [curls up on a hovercouch with HER Obi]

 

AH! Its starting to get scary around here! I will just grab my Hayden (I claim him mine) and leave for a second.

 

*buries her face in Strider's chest in fear of Kat*

Hey, I could get used to this.

 

Dang it, Frodo's already been claimed by Neon.

 

You know, it's not really fair, all the cute guys have been claimed!

*thinks*

Maybe not ALL of them....there's...

*snaps fingers, and a man falls from the ceiling. Jacinta grins.*

There's Ross. He's pretty cute, though he's weird. *wraps arms around him* Hi!

**Reference: Ross comes from Uncorked.**

And there's....*thinks again, then twitchs a finger at the door*

Wesley, of course!

**Princess Bride**

*hugs Wesley, and keeps a firm hold on Ross*

*thinks some more....* Who have I left out?

Well, since Obi-Wan has been taken by my Shadowan...*glares*, I guess I'll have to settle for this.

*smiles, and a very nervous Christian walsk in the door*

*pulls him onto the couch with her and Ross, and sends Wesley to get her a drink.*

*Wesley returns with a Sobe, and then settles at her feet, happy that Jacinta has not forgotten him*

I'm happy now! *wraps one arm around Ross and the other around Christian and grins happily*

BTW, no one touchs without asking first, or they die!

 

[glares at little sis]
You WILL NOT touch him without my permission.
You WILL NOT be underdressed in any way in his presence.
You WILL NOT *breathe* on him, or otherwise attempt to claim him...
AND ON PAIN OF LIVING DEATH; YOU WILL NOT HAVE HIM IN YOUR HAREM.

Just remember, no violence Kat...it is NOT ALLOWED under the sisters handbook

[glares icely at Siblings] Micha...ditto to you,

HOW IN THE WORLD DID I GET PULLED INTO THIS?? I did not do anything to Obi, i will keeps my hands off him as long as you do the same thing [glares at lil sis]


Hello Everyone!!! Name is Micha and evil is my game.....

Hugs
Micha

 

YODA'S LOG FIRST ENTRY
LOCATION: OUTSIDE OF FEMALE FORTRESS
TIME: 14:50 HOURS

Due to extrem curiosity [and extreme bordem] I have decided to camp out and observe the female fortress. I will silently observe female behavior and see if I can decode the fabled "girl talk". For the record I will list the three facts that I know for sure about girls.

1.Many of them are very nice to look at.
2. They are essintial to keeping the planet's population up.
3. They scare the hell out of me.

Observation begins now...

 

*grins at Middle Sis*

Here, take Obi *hands him over* He's not my type, anyways.

*hugs Legolas protectively*

 

YODA'S LOG: SECOND ENTRY
TIME: 15:00 [AM I DOING MT CORRECTLY?]
LOCATION: SAME

I have observed that many of the females are fighting over Legolas. I find this confusing because the last time I saw him he was shot full of arrows and tossed over a waterfall. It is times like this when I am glad I look more like Paragrin Took instead of Elijah Wood. Still...
*Sounds of shuffling from microphone as Yoda spreads Camo paint on his face to make himself look less atractive [which is no small task]*
Also I have noticed many males being chased away by the females. I must be cautious.

 

Hey, this thread looks like fun! Is it too late to join in?

 

*Hears a faint noise coming from outside of the fortress, and goes to stand on the deck- her super-ultra-powered water gun at her side. Seeing Yoda camped out a little ways away, Duck sits down on the edge of the deck. Knowing that Yoda has seen her, Duck smiles half evilly and half sweetly and rests there on the deck, watching Yoda intently.

 

Sure, Sari, join in! Just don't even thinking about taking my sweet hobbit Merry away!

 

Don't worry, FurryDuck, Merry is safe in your arms. (Especially since I haven't seen LOTR yet and don't really know who you're talking about except from reading the book. )

 

*watches Furry go outside and follows. Scans ground and sees yoda*

Hey I know him! Last time I saw him we were on Naboo... me bleeding in the arm. Oh wait, thats a whole different story!

*looks at Furry*

Keep an eye out on him. He's scared stiff of females but he may be an agent for the Treehouse. And who knows- he may play the sweet innocent boy but there could be something dark underneath all of that.

*yells down to yoda*

Shouldn't you be posting on Author Wars??? Oh... and I am shocked to hear you say that thing about Legalos. I think you're confusing your characters. Legalos is the elf.... not Boromir the human, hun.

*sighs and goes back into Fortress*

 

Don't worry Jaded, I'll keep an eye on him.

*Continues staring at Yoda with her evil/sweet smile.

 

*salutes FD*

We can take gaurding posts. Tell us when you want to switch.

*sits next to Hayden on couch*
Maybe we could act out the Forbidden Love trailer, sweetie?

*starts*
"Don't look at me like that"

*Stops before he can say line*

Wait what am I thinking. Sure you can look at me like that! Lets practice in private....

*pulls curtain*

 

*enters the fortress. Gigi and Fifi, the man-hunting alligators head back to the moat. Spys Josh in the corner looking lost*

Josh! You're here! *sigh*

*pulls Josh over to a beanbag chair, and snuggles with him*

Hey Furry... tell Yoda to say "Hi" to Gigi and Fifi... I'm sure they will be anxious to make his acquaintence.