The Gungan Holiday Special and other bad ideas for television shows...

14. Real World: Sarlacc Pit

"....Trevor's %^$#& fell off today and he's feeling really bad about it. I wan't to help, buy what can you say about something like that, y'know?"

".....I know tha Sondra's suppressing a lot of animosity because she's not digesting as gracefully as I am...."

 

14. Galaxy's Funniest Home Videos
13. When Ewoks Attack

 

12: Jackass guest host, Jar Jar Binks
11: The Crocidile Hunter takes on a Rancor

Steve: Crikey! That the biggest one I've seen. Danger danger danger! He's seen me!
::AHHHHHHH-Munch Munch::

10: History of Politics, a show on PBS about the 3000-year regin of the Republic
9: Jabba the Hutt in "Should We Eat That?"
a show with Jabba eating

 

(dang it's good to see Hunter of Winds's name. I miss her!)

<----------- George Lucas's House of Fashion

 

Survivor: Death Star Throne Room.

In tonight's episode, Palpatine is voted out of the throne room...and into the reactor core.

 

7 TRL with Yoda

Now, favorite song next is mine. Song was sung by Kermit the Frog it was. 'It's not easy being green' it is

aw i got nothing

 

Survivor: Hoth and Survivor: Tatooine

 

all great stuff above.

How about:

Mister McCallum's Neighborhood
"Today boys and girls we're gonna visit the set of Episode I in Tunisia to see how movies are made. It stormed pretty hard last night..lets take a look...dude..this is *#!*& grim...."

Another One:

Reading Rainbow with your host Rick McCallum.

 

Tonight on Emeril Live, we're going to kick it up a knotch with our Ewok recipes. What we've got planned is a nice roasted Ewok shank with a creamy Gungan sauce. Aww yea babe.

And then, we're going to top it off with a delicious Ewok sorbet with Wookie syrup.

BAM!

Tonight on Emeril Live!!!!

 

Darth Vader's guide to good parenting.

The Jar Jar channel: All Jar Jar, all the time!

 

What happens when you take twelve Jedi masters and seclude them in the far reaches of space with only their skills, then tell them to find their way back to the temple before the Sith take over?

We'll find out this season on The Amazing Race - Jedi Version.