The Hotties of LOTR: Come to post, gush, and drool.

D'oh! I just answered my own question by looking at your sig, Christine.

Well, now that I've posted, I might as well find some piccies.


LOTR Manga scans!!
Arwen or Eowyn??
Gimli, I don't blame ya
Nice whip
Cute little Frodo!


}~Bithy~>

 

Its all good Bithy! Very nice Manga pictures! Especially the one where Aragorn is being pressured by both Arwen and Eowyn

 

I dunno...the manga Eowyn is nowhere near as hot as Miranda Otto.

 

Manga Legolas is HOT! Manga Eowyn looks like a little girl. And Manga Aragorn's face looks too small for his head.

 

Aragorn looks like he's on crack. He's taken all the Elve's "Magic Powder".


And sorry to say this...
But THAT Legolas can swing over MY horse anyday!
[face_shocked]

 

Lol!

Love the magna pics

The House Cup is on the JC, just look around for the new signup thread that should arrive soon

 

What's up with these "manga" pics? I like the one with Gollum showing Frodo the rabbit. The little Gollum is so cute.

 

That picture looks nothing like Arwen.
*huff*
and what is up with Aragorn's head? [face_muddle] looks like someone squished it.

But I still love da manga!

 

[face_shocked] oh. my. god.


I had no idea what you were talking about before, but....


Craig Parker is hot.


I just noticed with that last batch of pictures... the blonde elf-ness does nothing for me, but as a brunette, *drool*


*squee!*

 

Very funny pictures.

 

Ooooh... This thread is great for desktop backgrounds.
I've had my desktop as a *beautiful* Orlando Bloom pic for about a month now and decided it was time for a change. So I take myself over to LOTR.net and have a look-see at the wallpapers over there.

I'm now the proud user of a precious gollum wallpaper. He's so cute!
[image=http://lordoftherings.net/media/desktops/gollum_fish_800.jpg]

And surfing around the big LOTR netdom I found:
Brad Dourif (Wormtounge)
Martin Csokas (Celeborn)
Miranda Otto (Eoweyn, but you know that.
Sean Bean
Karl Urban - Eomer
Just my little tribute to the somewhat lesser-known LOTR people.

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Anyway, it seems to me that Karl is one of those people who change heads. For example, [link=http://kiari.com/karlurban/images/karl.jpg]this[/link] picture is much different from [link=http://ladymaigrey.crosswinds.net/karlurban/gifs/karlurban.gif]this[/link] picture, and [link=http://www.whoosh.org/road/xcch98/karl-ch4.jpg]this[/link] picture is different from both of them. Can [link=http://www.jungleintrigue.com/jungle/jun0708.jpg] one[/link] person look so different in a period of a couple of years?


Oh well. He's still cute. :x :p

 

Another user sent me some v. purty piccies. They were in an email, and I saved to my own site, so apologies, but you gotta cut and paste...


http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/trianiigirl/images/the_boys.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/trianiigirl/images/hothobbits.jpg

 

*drools at the first pic*

Oh my... Billy looks adorable, and Dom is just...

In the second one they look like they're trying to be sexy, which almost automatically makes them look un-sexy. :\

 

Mmm, mmm Orli to that first pic. he is definitely the hottest fellowship member

I'd like to see a pic of all the guys in the fellowship together in real life and one of them altogther in the movie. I wanna see how different they look.

EDIT: Don't mean to sound stupid... but I know I will, but I was looking at the Haldir pics Bithy posted and I have to know something... what exactly does "poncy" mean?? and "poncer"?? Are those even words?! See... I sounded stupid, right? But please... I need an answer...

 

Poncy/Ponce/Poncer: British slang, traditionally referring to a man who does not behave, dress or speak in a traditionally male way, esp. one who behaves in a very careful way.


Trianii, Craig Parker is a succulent morsel, isn't he? I work with someone who looks just like him, and he's growing a goatee right now... amazingly, it actually looks good on him... but I can't help but think of Haldir with a goat, and it's just so incongruous!

 

Due to a deluge of homework from my accursed teachers, I've missed all the recent hotness. But I'm back!

Trianii, those pics... *fans herself desperately* Dear me! Thanks muchly.

I have a question: Has anyone seen The Ice Storm? I was thinking about renting it because Elijah is in it, and also Christina Ricci (I think), whom I have much respect for, and I was wondering if it's any good. Thoughts?

EDIT: It's entirely possible that I've already posted these, and if so, I humbly beg everyone's forgiveness, but... *whimpers helplessly* ...he's so hot!

Karl Urban

MORE Karl Urban

And...Ah yes, Karl Urban

And because I couldn't resist, a shot of the V. Scrummy Orlando Bloom
Mmmhmmm, he makes my toes tingle.

 

Karl, with Viggo as a Christmas tree
VSD's, anyone?

 

Oh my, the caption on that second pic drove my smut-meter into overdrive.

To kiss those luscious lips...
Two gorgeous elves
("It's only a model.")
Eyes on the prize

*sigh*

 

The caption on that last pic, Aly...

And I loved: Eyes on the prize... I know where my eyes are...

And I must say, as much as I do adore Craig Parker in person, the perpetual five-o'clock shadow that blondie Haldir sports is un peu disturbing. Could we get a few more Craig Parker pics? If it's not too much trouble?

 

Very Nice pictures everyone! your's were especially funny Alybrylla

 

Sure thing! But before I do that... here's a question. Can male Elves grow facial hair (as suggested by Haldir's pesky stubble), and if so, is the choice to go clean-shaven a cultural one? If not, are their chests as bare as their faces?


Anyway... more Craigsie: Copy and paste, I can't hotlink from this site.


http://www.craig-parker.net/full.php4?file=ringcon009.jpg&dir=ringcon_full&cat=1
(There's something pointy in his pocket...)

http://www.craig-parker.net/cgi/display.cgi?file=ringcon008.jpg&dir=ringcon_full&cat=1
(LOVE his eyes)

http://www.craig-parker.net/full.php4?file=mercypeak13.jpg&dir=mp_full&cat=1
(Blue eyed brooder)

http://www.craig-parker.net/full.php4?file=bellerophon011.jpg&dir=bell_full&cat=1
(Nice sword)

http://www.craig-parker.net/full.php4?file=shortlandst20.jpg&dir=shorters_full&cat=1
(Get off him! He's mine!)

http://www.craig-parker.net/full.php4?file=tommy01.jpg&dir=tommy_full&cat=1
(GORGEOUS)

http://www.craig-parker.net/cgi/display.cgi?file=winterfest1.jpg&dir=misc_full&cat=1
(AHHH! He looks EXACTLY like the guy I work with in this pic!)

 

*hugs Bithy weakly* Good God. He is scrumptious.


P.S. That's a very interesting question. *ponders* Perhaps it's an Elven social custom, rather like women shaving their legs. I'll admit I don't know that much about Elven physiology. They seem to have quite a plethora of hair on their scalp. This makes my ever-smutty mind wonder: Do they have hair in...other places?

 

*holds "Parker-spray" close to her*
Must...not...get Parkerlitis...

*cautiously peeps at Bithy's pics and...*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

*falls flat on her back, rubbing her arms frantically*
GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME!!!
AH! RUDDY PARKER!!! DAMN HIS SWOONINESS!!!!

Must...stop...it...spreading...*gasp*
*faints*

 

Bwahahahahah! I've had the exact same smutty thoughts... and I'm sure they have quite the golden/silver treasure troves, if you get my meaning.
Okay... that was pretty much a single-entendre. *gets banned*


BTW, you're very welcome for the Craigsie pics, I'm still trying to decide which one is my fave.

 

You're sick!!!
(No offence)
Though, I read an essay about it somewhere in the mysterious world called Web, I know, I know why did I read an essay about it....
cause it was interesting.

and the point I'm getting to is...



They don't.
Which means that can save Galadriel a few bucks on bikini waxing.
*struggles at laughing...but fails*