The Jedi Council Movie Script

They are still walking along when a shadow falls over them... It's the Chimaera.

GAT (or rather, LCT) shuttles down with a noghri bodyguard.

"Hello."

 

*gasp!*

PK, who's the hooded figure!?





SHARKY

 

(On a top secret board safe from the tyranny of the admins. PK and the others meet with a group of others sharing the same concern about the recent troll envasion.)

PK: I'm not sure what to do.

Hooded Figure: Neither are any of us PK. First we need to find Tellesto and the others and make sure they are okay. Also get in contact with Vertical.

PK: That makes sense.

Shoeless: It's the only logical thing we can do.

 

*The Beardi's heads shoot around as they hear a noise*


*A man in a dark brown cloak walks forward*

No, I mean you no harm.

*Beardi still on guard*

*The stranger removes his hood, revealing Ewan-Kenobi, his clothes look like a combo of jedi and sith, blacks, browns, greys*

EK: Could you use the help of a Sith apprentice? There are strong forces at work here, the Sith are dedicated to protecting the JC, from troll invasions. I was also the General of the Lightside, I have much experiance. What do you say?


/PK, you can write me with your group, if you wish/

 

*Alright Will do when I start writing again.*

 

Cool

 

*Cut to a wipe showing the inside of the dark ship. Tellesto, Cigam and Short Round are walking amongst the ship sneaking about as if they where spies or on the run or something...
Camera sweeps up from the floor to Tellesto's face as he leads Cigam and Shorty*

Tellesto: We need to get our weapons as soon as we can...and possibly leave Shorty behind banned.

Shorty: I heard that Telly-Tubbie.

Tellesto: I HATE THAT NICK MCFLY!

Shorty: Then why the heck did you pick it when you logged on Tell? Why?

Cigam: Both of you be quiet..I hear something ahead...

*They continue on*

Tellesto: I wonder what that creaking noise is?

Cigam: It's my stomach...I'm kind of hungry.

Shorty: One time I heard this story about this man who was banned..and he became so hungry that he couldn't stop eating after that...it was funny.

Cigam: Really?

Tellesto: Nah...that's a rumor. One piece of info that IS true is that we might run into past faces.

Cigam: Oh?

Tellesto: Yeah, these Ban ships have tons of banned members aboard them. One ship had a ton of female members while others had an entire fleet full of Jotun Denal socks.

Shorty: So, who owns these?

Tellesto: The administration, I guess they lease them out to the admins who use them to patrol.

Cigam: So...if we run across a banned member, should we attempt to save them?

Tellesto: Probably not...they smell of cabbage and cheese.

 

Thrawn, popping in from nowhere, adds:

"Not only do they smell of cheese and cabbage, but many of them have gone over to... //dramatic music// the Dark Side."

 

DEAR GONK NOOOOOOOO!!!

 

A floating image of Endermunkee appears from nowhere.

Endermunkee Ghost: Search your feelings, Tellesto, you know it to be true.

Tellesto:But I can feel the good in them, they've only forgotten their true selves!

Endermunkee Ghostsnort* Yeah right.

 

(PK is shocked that the hooded figure is EK as are the rest of them. Sharky enters right as PK was about to say something.)

Sharky: An admin is coming. I don't know which one.

PK: They can't do anything to us here. It's a private board.

Sharky: They have more power then you realize PK.

PK: Fine everyone hide. But I'm not. I'm not afraid of the admins.

(Everyone except a few leave the room. PK sends EK and Shoeless in the back to keep a watch over the others and to protect them. When the power goes out all the sudden. A gas then enters the room causing all in to fall asleep. Shortly after the gas has cleared out an unknown admin enters. The admin grabs PK and makes a run for it.)

(Not long after they leave, the others getting suspicious of what has happened come out, to find her gone and the others asleep.)

Shoeless: We shouldn't of left her!

EK: It would of still happened. There would of been nothing we could do about it. They would of still got her. We must go to the adminstration building and rescue her now.

Shoeless: How do we get in though? We don't look like admins!

Queeq: There are ways of getting inside though. They have people come in and clean for them. We could always dress up like them and sneak in.

Keo: What if that's what they want us to do? What if this is all a trap?

Shoeless: It doesn't matter. I'll go without you guys to save her.

EK: That's very noble of you but we need a plan.

 

This is really getting good.

Rogue1-and-a-half races into the EUDF hanger. Art-Core and various others are there.

Rogue: Where's Ganner? We've got trouble.

Art_Core: The Trolls? We had a suspicion.

Rogue: They are getting ready to move. Shorty, Tellesto and Cigam have all been banned. I have word that Princess Kenobi is organizing the Beardis to fight.

Art_Core: You're wrong. I just heard from Ewan-Kenobi. Princess Kenobi has been taken, by an admin they think.

Rogue: Blast.

yodaboy: That's not all. I just received a communique from Vertical. epic has been shot. It looks like he'll pull through but it's going to be close. He's in a coma now.

Rogue: We've got to find Ganner and get organized.

Cut to:

Ganner flying through a mountain range. He is obviously enjoying himself, getting in a little relaxation and down time. A beeping sound fills the cockpit. Ganner frowns.

Ganner: An ambush!

A full squad, twelve ships, come out of hiding and begin firing. Ganner jinks and jukes but though he manages to take out three of the enemy, there are just too many. He loses control of his X-Wing and spirals downward, trailing smoke.


Rogue, Art_Core and yodaboy are flying rapidly toward the last known position of Ganner. They round a bend in the mountains in time to see Ganner crash into the mountain side.

Art_Core: Cover me. I'm going after him.

yodaboy and Rogue fly through the enemy while Art_Core lands and runs to the wrecked X-Wing. He pops the canopy and pulls Ganner out. He carries him back to his own Y-Wing and puts Ganner in the back seat.

Art_Core: I've got him. Let's cut loose and get the blazes out of Dodge.

Over the comm, yodaboy's voice sounds: Is Ganner . . .?

Ganner: I'm here, yodaboy. Let's get me to a doctor, huh?

The three ships take off and quickly outdistance the slower troll ships. Only seven trolls have survived the battle. They regroup and head back to their base.

 

*Shoeless, leads Sharky and Queeq in the back allys of the Moderator district. Suddenly a group of Battle droids pop out from no where*

Queeq: We've been spotted!

Sharky: Get down!!

*They jump behind a dumpster with blasters drawn*

*blasters sound out all over the alley*

Shoeless: Ahh, they've got us blocked off, lets hope they don't call for reinforcements.

*They pop out and fire wildly hitting a few droids*


Queeq: Where's Ewan?

Shoeless: Scouting.

*Sudddenly they hear not only blasters but the sound of exploding droids and the distintive hum of a lightsaber*

Sharky: Sounds like Ewan. *a smirk rising*

*they pop there heads out to see Ewan standing in the middle of the ally, crimson saber drawn, breathing heavy, a dozen droids in pieces around him*

Ewan: Sorry was I wasn't here sooner guys. For whatever reason, the Moderator building and district seems to be full of droids, this is most odd. There is something else at play here.

Shoeless: Glad you're back, they had us pinned.

Ewan: Understandable, these droids have good tactics. I've spoken to Art-Core, former Jedi Knight, and EUDF pilot. I've made him aware of what has happened. Don't worry, I believe we can trust him. We both fought under the lightside banner during the war.

*EK's communicator beeps*

/ Art Core hear, over/

EK: This is Ewan, you're loud and clear old buddy.

/Our fighters have been ambushed, we're okay/

EK: The trolls have fighters now?! They've got droids too Art, be careful.

/can do, signing out/

Sharky: What does this all mean?

Shoeless: Difficult to say.

Queeq: What do we do now?

EK: We must get back to the task at hand, we must save Princess Kenobi.

Shoeless: Agreed.

EK: So, what's this plan you've cooked up?

*Queeq and Sharky shoot each other a look, Shoeless sighs a bit. EK, unsettled already, gulps*


//** PK, I wasn't sure what the Beardi use as weapons, so I decided to use blasters, if I was wrong, we can just say that it's what they used there, I guess **//

 

Mesa post soon..mesa post soon.

 

///You'd better. ///

 

yodaboy is at the med. facility, in the room with Ganner's bacta tank. yodaboy is getting annoyed by the life support machine.
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Yodaboy: SHUT THAT BLOODY THING OFF!!!
2-1B: yes sir.
Yodaboy: thank you.
2-1b: your welcome.
<i'll wright more when i have more time>

 

///soon is relitive to you ain't it Tellisto///

///BTW, PK, did you mean me to be the hooded informant, or did you have someone in mind, I think it might be good to have someone to be revealed later, your chose///

 

[ See TIE Phantom come out of hyperspace, cloaked, at Community forums ]
( Ship lands in one of the seedier districts. )
( Man in brown robes walks off into abandoned warehouse. Other brown robed figure appears, moves towards him. They remove hoods. It's Eaglejedi and Master Omaj-Kadub )
Eaglejedi: Are you sured you weren't followed or observed?
Omaj-Kadub: Yes. Why have you returned so soon?
Eaglejedi: The rogue Sith has left the Episode II and III forum. It's possible he may have come here, so you should be careful.
Omaj-Kadub: That is grave news. Why did you not come to the Council?
Eaglejedi: I do not trust that Dark Knight, nor the Sith order he's allied with. He's acting like practically owns the place. Who *****&$&#%# does he think he is? It has become clear to me that the Council has become weak, too weak to defend themselves, and under the physical domination of a Dark Side Force-user. Defending our Council is one thing. Telling us what to do is something else, which I personally will not tolerate again. The next time he does that I will tell him where he gets off.
Omaj-Kadub: Indeed, you speak truth. Have you discovered anything else important?
Eaglejedi: Yes. The rogue Sith is not acting alone. It's possible there may be more of them, and there are also other dark elements and forces gathering. The trolls have returned, and the bashers and gushers have quietly increased their numbers. I fear that the evil here is much larger than we thought; too much for the Light Side order.
Omaj-Kadub: Who else can help?
Eaglejedi: I'm not sure. I have heard that there is a small band that has formed, but I don't know much about it.
Omaj-Kadub: We will try to find them and ally with them.
Eaglejedi: Yes, if the Spineless Council can get any business done under the jackboot of Fuhrer Kenobi. Omaj-Kadub, you are wise and powerful: I suggest you come with me to the Starbucks in the Classic Trilogy forum, and we will gather some warriors there. We can probably scare up several fighters, a light freighter or two, maybe a corvette or frigate.
Omaj-Kadub: And if even if the Dark Knight would go away, and the Council were disposed to act, we are still somewhat disorganized. You are right, it will take too long for the Council to act. It has become clear to me, too, that the Light Side Council has ceased to function.
Eaglejedi: We must have a transport. My fighter can only hold one.
Omaj-Kadub: I have the use of a Lambda-class shuttle, but that will probably draw too much attention. Tell you what. Stash your Phantom in a secure location, we'll buy passage on a commercial passenger transport to the Classic Trilogy.
( Omaj-Kadub, Eaglejedi exit building, walk away )
( Omaj-Kadub, Eaglejedi board commercial Gallofree-class transport, it leaves forum, hyperdrives out )

 

////eagle, you're the one that put me in your story, I did not ask to be in it, I had not been in the Lightside thread for awhile before that, leave me out of your scenes, you wrote me in and treated me like a &$*&#@* in it.////

 

*I'll reveal someone else earlier. It doesn't matter. Really. And the beardi's use blasters and lightsabers and lightshavers.*

(PK woke up strapped to a metal table with figures walking around her she couldn't make out any of their faces. Soon all of them but one left. A familiar force she felt. The figure leaned in close, it was Vertical.)

Vertical: We're going to get you out of here. They think you know something.

PK: But I do Vertical. I do know something.

Vertical: Shhh, we both know you know something. We have to keep it down though. They'll ban you to. Well not yet.

PK: Why not?

(Vertical sighed and took a deep breath.)

Vertical: They're going to use you to bring in your other friends. They've took my communicator. I can't have any outside contact with anyone right now.

PK: We have to warn them. We must.

Vertical: Do not worry. They won't hurt you. It's one of them they want. The most you'll get is a banning. I must go now. Before they get to suspicious.

(PK smiled bravely as Vertical left. She was not happy with the news she just recieved. Something had to be done.)

 

////PK, it would be cool if you revealed who it was later. And could you write the next part, I didn't know what you had in mind////

 

*reading up right now...I swear it*

 

*Cut to a overhead view of the Jedi COuncil Community. Buildings are lit up and aircars are flying every way possible. Through it all an admin ship heads toward the mod building*

Tellesto: This thread is getting too serious...

Cigam: aye...let's dress up as sockpuppets to look around the admin building.

Shorty: How did you know that's where we where going?

Cigam: I know all, I see all.

Tellesto: Not true..

Shorty: ooook..

 

<up>

 

*cut to a view of a lone X-Wing flying past a large planet*

jadesaber2: Lt. Col. jadesaber2 to EUDF HQ. I've completed my patrol of the Ep2/Ep3 Spoiler forum, and I'm heading home.

EDUF HQ: Hurry back. We've got trouble. Ganner was injured in a troll ambush, and several people have been abducted.

jadesaber2: I'll be there as soon as I... Hang on, what's this?

*A huge shadow falls over jadesaber2's ship*

*Exterior view: The lone X-Wing is pursued by an adminship. The adminship fires a laser beam at the X-Wing. jadesaber2's R5 unit beeps and squeeks frantically*

jadesaber2: Hang on, R5! I'm gonna try and get to that planet!

*jadesaber2 guns his engines and heads toward the planet at full speed. As soon as the X-Wing hits the atmosphere, the adminship fires at it with bantorps*

jadesaber2: HQ, I am under attack by an adminship. Request immediate assistance! HQ! Blast it! They're jamming me!

*adminship fires lasers at the X-Wing, narrowly missing it*

jadesaber2: We've got to get closer to the surface before we get blasted!

*dives straight toward the rocky ground, dodging torps and laser beams all the way. Suddenly, a laser beam hits one engine, knocking it out and sending the ship into a spin*

jadesaber2: I've been hit! I've lost control of my ship! R5, shut down the upper engines! That should take us out of this spin!

*The droid shuts down the engines, and the little craft steadies itself, but is still falling rapidly*

jadesaber2: We're falling too fast! Gotta eject now!

*jadesaber2 ejects the droid, then himself. Hits the ground hard and is knocked out by the impact. His droid is destroyed by the landing. The adminship lands nearby. A figure in a cloak emerges from the ship and carries jadesaber2 inside*