The "Jessica" Thread: Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, and Jessica Biel (Pics and conversation)

I smell a lock coming.

Just guessing.

 

No lock! Edits are fine, Precious!

 

What are you talking about? There is no tubgirl on my screen. Only the banner, icons, Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba.

I'll belive it when I hear it from a mod.

edit: thank god it's now on page 3, I don't have to avoid that abomination anymore.

 

It really is safe, now.

instead of those pictures, it has

Amos edit: Tubgirl = bad

 

Yay! A new page! No more protective DS9 needed!

 

I swear to all that is holy I do not see any tubgirl. Either it isn't loading onto my PC for some insane reason or it never existed in the first place.

 

Mods wouldn't say anything like that and you should know that by now.

 

Guys, posting pics of hot() Jessicas is great, but don't try and slip tubgirl or something like that in there.

 

*reposts safe pics*

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/merke/jessicaalba3.jpg]

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/merke/blue.jpg]

 

GASP!! Im still too scared! Ill never go on page 4 again!

 

Something is really weird here. Because Amos just edited 3 very hot pictures of Jessica Alba off of my PC. She was topless in two of them. One was the recent GQ cover.

My PC has tubgirl repellent?

I am not lying here. I went up and down page 4 several times. Even went back to page 3. I saw no tubgirl. Why would it show up on everyone else's PCs and not mine?

 

It's safe now, Master Yoshi.

 

Alba is top choice grade A 100% uncontested creamy caramel goodness. I'd have to have a tall ice-cold glass of Milk with that pastry.

But since these boards accomidate all ages, I will keep what I'm really thinking to myself.

 

I want you. Bad.

 

NeoBaggins posted on 7/19/05 10:56pm

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Alba is top choice grade A 100% uncontested creamy caramel goodness. I'd have to have a tall ice-cold glass of Milk with that pastry. [face_drooling]

But since these boards accomidate all ages, I will keep what I'm really thinking to myself.
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I think we all know what you're really thinking, sicko.

...I just happen to share the same train of thought. [face_whistling]

 

[image=http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/Jessica%20Alba%2001%20-%201280.png]
[image=http://people.freenet.de/francine01/ddmscansjalbagqapr20050019qz.jpg]



EDIT: REMOVED ALL OF THE PICS. KEPT MY TWO FAVORITES, I THINK.

I'm in love.

-Semi

 

Send it to me privately baby.

 

Semi, did you have to repost all the Alba pics? Some of us don't have a T1 internet connection.

I want you. Bad.

Get in line.

 

Man, I was bored.

-Semi

 

"Send it to me privately baby."

The temptation is great. Alas, the thought of you actually being some big fat balding guy kind of outwieghs that temptation. I'd rather you be an actual 24 year girl posing as Alba than the above mentioned. At least then I would actually be talking to a female if it wasn't really Alba.

 

That's 17 year old scrawny guy, thank you very much.

And I have no interest in what you wanted to say.

 

Hmm.

We need more pics.

-Semi

 

Agreed.

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/merke/jessica-alba-10.jpg]

 

Ah. There we go.

Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

-Semi

 

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