****The Leias Buns Public House****

*Sneaks into the pub*

*Grabs a seat in the corner*


*Taps Jimbo on the shoulder*



I'll take a pint of your best ale please.

 

For you Wendy, anything.

*Passes Wendy a pint of the house best*

 

Thank you Jimbo my dear.

 

Now then, do I get to boss you around now you're in my pub?

 

You wouldn't Jimbo...


You couldn't Jimbo...


I'm in trouble now aren't I!?!

 

Would I be mean to you Wendy?

 

Since I'm not on my turf, I'm not sure my dear...


But I'm curious to find out.

 

Hmmmmmmmmm ...

Well I have no beast to feed you to and I wouldn't pimp you out.
I will think on this.

 

I'm glad to know you plan to keep me to yourself there Jimbo.

 

I am selfish like that!

 

Well while your pondering my fate... can I have another pint dear.

 

Of course, the drinks are on the house.

*Hands Wendy a pint*

I could get you to do some work around here but you know what, I cannot find it in me to be cruel to you!

Damn!

 

Good God - I'm a landlord! Cheers Jimbo

 

I was wondering when you would show up Boss.

Glasses are cleaned and Wendy was just about to wipe the counters down.

*Throws cloth to Wendy*
(Guess I had it in me after all!)

She has popped over from the Midlands pub to check out the compeition ... and the Batman outfit I suspect.

 

What!?! Work!?!


And here I thought I would get assigned a task behind the bar that would include me having to get on my knees...

 

But I already restocked the crisps!

 

Darn it Jimbo, but that's my favortie task!!

 

and mop that floor too ....

I like what you've done with the place Jimbo - very pub-like

I take it Malefecant is the buxom barmaid Wendy ?

 

Ok why is someone other then Jimbo giving me orders!?!


Yes I am Wendy and Wendy is I.... do I have a reputation here!?!

 

She runs the Midlands pub, but she pops here to see me.

And the Batman suit, which I wear ALOT lately for some reason.

 

haha! Took me a while to get that!

ol' brain cells are taking a while to fire nowadays

 

Sorry mate.
Dunno when I saw you last, but I have been playing the role of Batman on the boards.
Also I have changed my ORN FOR BOND sig after todays news.

 

Well if you want me to wipe counters... I better be getting something out of it.

 

Would I deprive you Wendy my dear?

*Parades around in the Batman outfit, bending over occasionally*

 

*Starts wiping down the counters in a black satin corset*


Ok, ok I'm working here, are you happy Jimbo?