Amph The Multi-Fiction Draft

It has to do with the fact that they cook them breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Lucille does cook rarely as I said. Rarely. Mostly, her meals are liquid.

And will argue Hal later.

 

The first question is who works well under pressure in the face of insurmountable odds? This is like a chopped episode. They don't have time to prepare. I refer you to episode 10004, "Charlie Work".

The second question is who can sell their burger better? I refer you to the following commercial:

 

An entire discussion on Oliver's proficiency in cooking and how it comes easy to him.



Chicken Cordon Blue

Breakfast for Dinner:


There's also his chili in one episode.

So yeah, it's pretty clearly established that Oliver can cook and do so well. Even I forgot how well. But there you are.

 

Any additional arguments?

 

i just can't see a universe where kermit the frog and jake the dog would fight. but if they were making burgers i'd probably have to give to jake over kermit, who is a vegetarian with no teeth.

well except for that one time grover sold him some teeth and kermit used them to bite grover. that really scarred me as a child.

 

Also Jake is famous for his cooking

Sidenote, 13m views-- more than like top 5 of Kermie's Rainbow Connection combined.

Why is this data that is now in my brain. What have you done Inty

 

So GL vs. Yi.

Would someone mind telling me what Yi is from?

 

@Jordan1Kenobi @cubman987 you ready to judge?

 

Can I ask how Oliver loses the burger challenge when I demonstrated his cooking proficiency three times?

 

i mean mayor mccheese lost the burger challenge, that seems much more egregious.

 

He's so delicious...

 

When I was a kid there was an outdoor play place that had a giant officer Big Mac whose head you could climb into and it had bars like a jail instead of the beef patties.

 

i definitely remember this.

 

Ok good. I was worried it was maybe a dream.

 

i had a lot of nightmares about ronald mcdonald as a kid.

 

... just as a kid?

 

yeah, ronald and kermit with teeth haunted my youth. at night when i'd lay my head down on the pillow and i could hear my own heartbeat i thought it was the footsteps of ronald mcdonald coming to kill me.

 

Frogs don’t have teeth you dingus. You absolute moron.

 

oh i beg to differ.



look at the absolute horror.