The New Fortress - Still Ladies Only ;)

awww, thanks for being here, lures.

 

::Waves.:: I'm here.

 

I'll write out the preacher, if that's okay with all.

 

I was starting to wonder if I'd have to call in my favor to Rieekan.

 

*General Rieekan*

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the joyous union of DarthIshtar and RK_Striker_JK_5. If anyone has just cause to object to this E-wedding, please speak now and forever hold your peace*

*Crickets chirp*

The rings, please.

 

*looks at organist and gives her the nod*

*Music starts*

 

:rocesses down the aisle in a hurry because she's nervous about falling on her face for posterity.::

 

*pulls out ring and hands to RK, smiling proudly*

*bows and respectfully steps out of view*

 

no problem. we love you, ish. [face_hug] now go get e-married. whoop!

 

*Holds up ring, waits for Ish to take her place by my side and then, with trembling fingers, slips it onto her finger*

I have written my own vows.

Ish... Kathy. I thank you for giving this slightly psychotic man a chance. I thank you for talking to me and being my friend. I pledge, for all time, to give you a shoulder to lean on to watch your back. I pledge to listen to you and try to help. It's not much, but you've got me 100%.

 

::Whispers to Rish.:: So, is the reception here or at the My Wookiee Kissed My Princess Pub or whatever it's called?

 

[EDIT] *whispers* Will you pay attention to your wedding!

 

*hands IEJ a tissue and puts gentle arm around her shoulder*

 

::Hands bouquet of novalilies and lorna blossoms to Rish and takes Jon's hand.::

My crazy, favorite conversationalist, I trust you as I can no one else and know that I will spend the rest of my life trying to return the favor. I love you for your wit, your support, and your neverending source of crossovers. I pledge to be your companion and support and occasional dose of reality.

::Takes the ring and puts it on his finger.::

 

*whisperes to Souderwan* Thank you

 

*Aside*

I'm seriously close to some tears here in RL. Is that good or bad?

*General Rieekan*

Kathy, Jon. You both pledge yourself to each other willingly for this E-marriage.

Jon, do you take Kathy to be your cyberspacially wedded E-wife, to have and to hold, in board crashes and good connections, with bountiful plot bunnies and DWB, till crash do you part?

*Turns and looks right into her eyes*

I do!

Kathy, do you take Jon to be your cyberspacially wedded E-husband, to have and to hold, in board crashes and good connections, with bountiful plot bunnies and DWB, till crash do you part?

 

::aside:: me too.

I do.

 

oh great; my turn.

 

LOL, I haven't seen this much bawling since the end of All Too Soon.

 

*Aside* Ah, aha.

General Rieekan

Then by the powers vested in me by the New Republic and the Gray cadre, I now pronounce you E-husband and E-wife! You may kiss the bride!

*They kiss*

 

::Glances shyly at Mr. Ish.::

 

Mr. Ish?

I can see that...

 

YAAAAAA HOOOOO!!!


Let's PARTY!