**The Official Pillow Fight Thread Version 13: Dead Pillow Society**

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*sends a PM to Jedi_Daniel telling him that IA is flaming*

 

sneak... sneak... sneak... (mebbe I can stealth my way to somebody...) sneak sneak sneak hide...

 

*invents personal teleporter and teleports around whapping random people*

 

*kills all camels*
*hits all imps with random pillows*
*builds new rebel pillow fort*
*captures silver and puts him in rebel jail to make plot interesting* (sorry silver, it's hollywood)

 

sneak sneak sneak... *places pillow explosive on fortress* Heh heh heh...

 

Ahem... silver's a female... of what species I can't say.

 

notsneak notsneak notsneak... *detonates pillow pack* Boom!!!

 

What species do you think I am?

 

my bad, ms. silver, sry

it's fun to read all the names of the emoticons straight through . . . kinda like the seven dwarfs

 

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Bah! No filthy camels, and no filthy pirates to join me on th' high seas! Arrrggg! I'm gettin' meself outta here!

//returns to Fort Club
//takes up crocheting
//drinks blue milk and eats cookies
//crochets a dozen blankets
//slowly buries IA underneath piles of yarn

[image=http://www.yarncat.com/yarnpile2.jpg]

 

Oh great, now I'm a "ms.". Never been called that before.

It is fun to do read those names!

 

*whacks Ghent with a pillow for not reading Silver's profile*

*whacks Silver with an Ewok pillow* I think you're an Ewok!

Is someone sneaking around here?

 

Yup! I'm a cuddly lil' teddy bear. I can be an Ewok if you like.

((hits Cinnamon with a pillow))

 

*gets hit in the face with pillow from pillow-pack decides to hunt down IF*
"darn it! he's being too sneaky"

 

//hand bursts out from beneath the pile of yarn

[image=http://www.downinthecellar.com/images/Romerobook.jpg]

Everyone shouts "Oh no! It's zombie IA!"

//crawls out from under yarn, looks around

Braaaaaaiiiiiiiins!

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Other zombies emerge from yarn pile and dust themselves off

//looks at other zombies and gestures

Daaaaaaaaance!

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//crochets cool jackets for zombies

Let's see, IA, you look like a medium, am I right? Well, let's see... aaaaaahhh!

//gets bitten by zombie
//gets groovy zombie dance on

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//zombies demand coffee from rebels and imps alike

 

//turns Trika into a zombie

Sweet!

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*Trika's nose falls off*

Ewwww!

//shrugs

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//eats brains of pillowfighters

"These brains are kind of bland. They need a...kick."

//finds Emeril Lagasse

[image=http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/rt_emeril_070631_ms.jpg]

BAM!

//turns Emeril into a zombie

//eats andouille crusted brains with a roasted pecan vegetable relish, meuniere sauce and shoestring potatoes

 

*whacks Silver with a pillow*

*hides from zombies*

 

((is ignoring IA and Trika)) You two worry me...

((whacks Cinnamon with a pillow)) Love this smiley....

 

//finds Cinnamon_Windu's hiding place

//throws a pillow at her and pours marinating sauce on her head

Braaaaaiiiiiiiins!

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(It's an old picture but yes, that is me, after a killer day at work...I mean, when I was an extra in a zombie movie.)

 

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//turns into zombie superhero Nightcrawler

IA = really lame Hulk character

[image=http://pages.matmice.com/home/blue_fuzzy_elf/nightcrawler.jpg]
//bampfs all zombified around the thread, looking for brains to eat
//sees Cinna hiding in the dark

 

Zombie smash...?

 

Okay, okay... you can be Zombie Wolverine.

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//invites Hannibal Lecter over before dinner
[image=http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/lecter.jpg]

How's the cookin' going, IA? Who's for some fava beans and a nice chianti?

//tosses IA some hot sauce to pour on Cinna
//bamfs over to the kitchen to see what smells so good

 

*sits at opposite ends of the dinner table from Hannibal*
*awkward silence, closely followed by him staring at her*

Uhm... what do you like to eat for dinner?

*silence*

What do you like to do in your free-time?

*silence*



*nervously jumps out of chair and runs to kitchen*

Why's he here? What if he decides that he wants to eat one of us?

*thinks*

Wait a second, you're zombies too!!

 

I just read our profile! now I know everything about you! mwahahahaha!