The Star Wars Theme Pub

//takes sledgehammer to thread

Quit it!

 

LOL is the thread going wonky again for you, Veritas?

 

Aye. Evil thread.

//kicks it

 

look back at page 420!!! i even had the maintenance man in!!! and nobody thanked me!!!

 

Aww...

But he isn't doing his job, though.

 

i know.. the fecker!! i'm gonna get a refund off him!!!!

 

A refund? Why don't we just kill him? It'd be more fun.

 

PEACE MAN!!!

aye- lets do him!!!

 

Right.

//gets out 9mm beretta and screws on suppressor

You hold him, I'll shoot the fecker.

 

ok... but dont shoot me!!!

 

I happen to be an excellent marksman. Now go get him.

 

*sets off on the quest for 'the wonky maintenance man'*

[dynamic_music]

 

//taps foot, waiting

 

//finds door unlocked but pub miraculously clean//

Exar, go check out the basement. Ulic take upstairs. If you mind anyone, you can have them for breakfast

//goes to bar, helps self to lemonade, drinks in one go, gets a big bucket of water//

No body here? Good Ok, you two stay here all day - I'm gonna go hunt down a decent pool table

//gets out of date food from the kitchen, leaves it all in a big bowl for the killer Racoons, gives them soppy kisses, tears in eyes//

They grow up so quickly

 

Good morning, Charis.

 

Hm.

//puts off killing the maintenance guy until she gets back

//saunters out of the Pub

 

*comes back with maintenance man*

oohhhhh- yer so lucky she's gone!!! must be yer lucky day!!! look- i dont care if ya yer a stitcher and sewer and that you thought the thread i was talking about was the thread that you use with a needle- it was still a kerap job you done!!! be gone!!!!

*maintenance mans leaves- and at the same time he gives the one fingered salute*

 

*Enters pub and trips over Exar*

Grrrrrrrr

I know it's early, but im thirsty

 

Finally opened the place then I see

**trips over Exar**

Hmmm well I guess its never to early to have a drink.

 

Indeed

What ya drinking D_T?

 

Erm well I'll have a change a Jack Daniels and coke please.

**grabs stool, and sits down**

 

One for me to Yoshi!

 

//comes in to say hi before going home

Hi - see you later maybe...

//steps on and squashes Exar



Oops

//runs off quickly before Charis gets here...

 

@ Az
there should be a sign "Mind the Exar"

 

LOL @ Az, ya know Chari swill get ya in the end

*Serves Rambles and D_T thier drinks*

So what hours are you working now Rambles?